# Three items to freak out the cashier forum game.

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/three-items-to-freak-out-the-cashier-forum-game/237255>\
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [June 9, 2008, 7:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/three-items-to-freak-out-the-cashier-forum-game/237255 "2008-06-09T19:00:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Auto0utcast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast/32/6281_2.png) [@Auto0utcast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2008, 1:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/three-items-to-freak-out-the-cashier-forum-game/237255/41 "2008-06-10T13:32:43Z")

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sympathy card, shotgun, tampons :lol

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**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2008, 1:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/three-items-to-freak-out-the-cashier-forum-game/237255/42 "2008-06-10T13:32:59Z")

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> [@K20powerz](#):
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> Chris Gaines CD

haha :wtf

i dont even kno who the hell that is

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**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2008, 1:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/three-items-to-freak-out-the-cashier-forum-game/237255/43 "2008-06-10T13:34:36Z")

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> [@Singh](#):
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> haha :wtf
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> i dont even kno who the hell that is

It’s like Garth Brooks’ (yes?) alter ego or something?

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**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2008, 1:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/three-items-to-freak-out-the-cashier-forum-game/237255/44 "2008-06-10T13:35:15Z")

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# chris gaines ![http://k43.pbase.com/u33/501c/upload/35736635.gaines.jpg](http://k43.pbase.com/u33/501c/upload/35736635.gaines.jpg)

garth brooks  
 ![http://www.opry.com/Media/Images/Members/GarthBrooks1.jpg](http://www.opry.com/Media/Images/Members/GarthBrooks1.jpg)

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**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2008, 1:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/three-items-to-freak-out-the-cashier-forum-game/237255/45 "2008-06-10T13:36:38Z")

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:crackup

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**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2008, 1:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/three-items-to-freak-out-the-cashier-forum-game/237255/46 "2008-06-10T13:38:40Z")

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chris gaines album, garth brooks album, vaseline :ohnoes

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**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2008, 1:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/three-items-to-freak-out-the-cashier-forum-game/237255/47 "2008-06-10T13:39:21Z")

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scissors, razorblades, porn

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**Author:** ![McBitchin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@McBitchin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/McBitchin)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2008, 1:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/three-items-to-freak-out-the-cashier-forum-game/237255/48 "2008-06-10T13:50:32Z")

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a mouse, ky, and a pineapple

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**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2008, 2:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/three-items-to-freak-out-the-cashier-forum-game/237255/49 "2008-06-10T14:07:04Z")

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I’ll do you one better! This was at Rite Aid across the street from where i work. im standing in line and a guy in the next line has 2 items. I could barely stand and hold myself from exploding in laughter. He’s holding

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A GIANT tub of Vaseline and a HUGE package of Straberry Twizzlers. Things were like a foot long! :crackup

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**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2008, 2:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/three-items-to-freak-out-the-cashier-forum-game/237255/50 "2008-06-10T14:08:21Z")

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Wire coat hanger, tampons, playskool Doctors set.

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**Author:** ![McBitchin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@McBitchin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/McBitchin)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2008, 2:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/three-items-to-freak-out-the-cashier-forum-game/237255/51 "2008-06-10T14:13:00Z")

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ski mask, razors, and jellybeans

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**Author:** ![dc2nick](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dc2nick/32/6289_2.png) [@dc2nick](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dc2nick)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2008, 2:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/three-items-to-freak-out-the-cashier-forum-game/237255/52 "2008-06-10T14:13:15Z")

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Trench coat, Shotgun, shells

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**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2008, 2:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/three-items-to-freak-out-the-cashier-forum-game/237255/53 "2008-06-10T14:13:58Z")

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gun, ski mask, pepper spray

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**Author:** ![dc2nick](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dc2nick/32/6289_2.png) [@dc2nick](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dc2nick)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2008, 2:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/three-items-to-freak-out-the-cashier-forum-game/237255/54 "2008-06-10T14:14:05Z")

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> [@kkkustom](#):
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> Wire coat hanger, tampons, playskool Doctors set.

HAHAHAHA Home Abortion Set

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**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2008, 2:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/three-items-to-freak-out-the-cashier-forum-game/237255/55 "2008-06-10T14:14:56Z")

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thick rope, pad of paper, pen

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**Author:** ![Auto0utcast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast/32/6281_2.png) [@Auto0utcast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2008, 2:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/three-items-to-freak-out-the-cashier-forum-game/237255/56 "2008-06-10T14:16:19Z")

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5 quarts pennzoil, kiddie pool, thong.

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**Author:** ![McBitchin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@McBitchin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/McBitchin)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2008, 2:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/three-items-to-freak-out-the-cashier-forum-game/237255/57 "2008-06-10T14:16:48Z")

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> [@K20powerz](#):
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> thick rope, pad of paper, pen

:lol thats a good one

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**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2008, 2:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/three-items-to-freak-out-the-cashier-forum-game/237255/58 "2008-06-10T14:17:02Z")

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![http://www.basilwhite.com/comics/comic55.gif](http://www.basilwhite.com/comics/comic55.gif)

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**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2008, 2:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/three-items-to-freak-out-the-cashier-forum-game/237255/59 "2008-06-10T14:17:29Z")

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“high school musical” DVD box set, KY Jelly, camcorder.

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**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2008, 2:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/three-items-to-freak-out-the-cashier-forum-game/237255/60 "2008-06-10T14:17:56Z")

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duct tape, rc car, penis shaped object

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