# Three Wolf Moon T-shirt! **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [May 19, 2009, 10:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/three-wolf-moon-t-shirt/68006 "2009-05-19T10:13:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![9c1ny](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/9c1ny/32/5050_2.png) [@9c1ny](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9c1ny)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2009, 10:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/three-wolf-moon-t-shirt/68006/21 "2009-05-19T10:49:23Z")
This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that’s when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to ‘howl at the moon’ from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn’t have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn’t settle for the first thing that comes to him. I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt. Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the ‘guns’), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark. ---
**Author:** ![Justin](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justin/32/7459_2.png) [@Justin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Justin)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2009, 10:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/three-wolf-moon-t-shirt/68006/22 "2009-05-19T10:54:10Z")
> [@newman](#): > > [13:29] sprocketbash411: read the reviews > [13:31] BROAD: omg > [13:31] BROAD: wtfs > [13:31] sprocketbash411: so good > [13:33] BROAD: theyre fake IMO > [13:33] sprocketbash411: the reviews? > [13:33] sprocketbash411: uh… yeah > > :fail: lol, my girlfiend just about did the same thing. ---
**Author:** ![Justin](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justin/32/7459_2.png) [@Justin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Justin)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2009, 10:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/three-wolf-moon-t-shirt/68006/23 "2009-05-19T10:58:34Z")
[quote=]I was born with a terrible deformity in my right hand - it is withered and rolled in on itself and useless. I ordered this shirt hoping that it would mend the hole that has grown in my soul over the years. When the package arrived, I opened it with my left hand and began to realize there was a strange tingling sensation in my right hand! Suddenly it rushed forth through my entire body. When it hit my head I saw God! When this sensation ended, I looked at my old, dead hand and, lo! and behold, it was still deformed. But the shirt fits really well. [/quote] lol ---
**Author:** ![micah](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/micah/32/7257_2.png) [@micah](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/micah)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2009, 11:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/three-wolf-moon-t-shirt/68006/24 "2009-05-19T11:00:32Z")
523 of 556 people found the following review helpful: 5.0 out of 5 stars Synergy, May 4, 2009 By Chaon (Taichung) - See all my reviews I accidentally spilled a glass of Tuscan Whole Milk down the front of this shirt, and my soul was torn from my body and thrown into heaven by a jealous God. ---
**Author:** ![micah](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/micah/32/7257_2.png) [@micah](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/micah)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2009, 11:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/three-wolf-moon-t-shirt/68006/25 "2009-05-19T11:05:25Z")
LOLLL I have been looking for a shirt like this for a long time. The postal worker offered to purchase this shirt from me upon realizing what splendor the package contained. I cordially responded,“Nay.” I opened the package and “Wind of Change” by the Scorpions started playing out of the parcel. The inside of the package had bite marks all over the cardboard and oddly shaped runes drawn in ash from which I gathered the factory must have drawn suppress the force of the three wolves. Upon donning this majestic shirt my mother became instantaneously pregnant. Never mind that I am 30 years old and she is quadriplegic. The baby was coming. Minutes passed and my baby brother came into this world. He looked much like Benjamin button but was blind in his right eye. He spoke to me and told me his name was Odin, father of the Norse gods. He told me that I had found his missing wolves Geri, Freki and Fenrir. For this I was to be awarded with a penthouse suite in Valhalla, infinite mead and 30 virgin maids. Life is pretty good now. The maids can’t resist this shirt. Shipping was fast. Amazon rules. ---
**Author:** ![snowracer101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@snowracer101](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowracer101)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2009, 11:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/three-wolf-moon-t-shirt/68006/26 "2009-05-19T11:18:27Z")
> [@RedGoober4Life](#): > > I’m wearing a wolf shirt out on Friday > > \<\_\< > > \>\_\> where are you going? I’ll meet you out with an equally as rad wolf shirt ---
**Author:** ![itsJim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c67d28/32.png) [@itsJim](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/itsJim)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2009, 1:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/three-wolf-moon-t-shirt/68006/27 "2009-05-19T13:44:44Z")
> [@walter](#): > > I can’t be the only one that noticed this. AHAHAHAH… I’m definitely buying that and keeping it on my coffee table ---
**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2009, 2:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/three-wolf-moon-t-shirt/68006/28 "2009-05-19T14:30:06Z")
> [@sedlmeier101](#): > > where are you going? I’ll meet you out with an equally as rad wolf shirt If the stars align over the tops of the Prudential building correctly, Soundlab. If not…I’ll just listen to Enya at home… ---
**Author:** ![2TurboZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2turboz/32/7577_2.png) [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2009, 2:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/three-wolf-moon-t-shirt/68006/29 "2009-05-19T14:49:27Z")
I have tears in my eye By Go Down, Moses (Austin, Texas) - See all my reviews So I got this wolf shirt because of, you know, the sweet wolves on it. However, having owned this shirt for three weeks now and having tried it out in a variety of situations, both formal and informal, I’m beginning to believe that some of the benefits ---- as described by other reviewers ---- are exaggerated. For example, not ONE supermodel has approached me. Some of you may be used to having supermodels approach you on a regular basis but, believe me, I am not: I would notice one should she appear in my vicinity. Similarly, I have not been invited to a vision quest, even though I wore my wolf shirt in New Mexico. There is one thing, though, and that is that whenever I wear the wolf shirt I have a lot less issues with involuntary urination. I have not studied it long enough, however, to establish a cause/effect relationship. Once, however, while wearing the wolf shirt I was mistaken for Schneider, the building superintendent on “One Day at a Time.” So I guess the jury is still out. ---
**Author:** ![MOBOOST4U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f4b2a3/32.png) [@MOBOOST4U](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MOBOOST4U)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2009, 2:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/three-wolf-moon-t-shirt/68006/30 "2009-05-19T14:51:13Z")
^^ Haha, yeah I got a little chuckle out of that one. ---
**Author:** ![2TurboZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2turboz/32/7577_2.png) [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2009, 2:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/three-wolf-moon-t-shirt/68006/31 "2009-05-19T14:53:56Z")
One wolf howling at the moon T-shirt? Good. Two wolves howling at the moon T-shirt? Great. THREE wolves howling at the moon T-shirt? OMFG!!! Simply put, this is the greatest garment known to man. At least until the team of scientists and silk-screeners working round the clock find a way to put FOUR wolves howling at the moon on a T-shirt. This is the T-shirt God would wear. If He wanted to look AWESOME. ---
**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2009, 3:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/three-wolf-moon-t-shirt/68006/32 "2009-05-19T15:14:01Z")
> [@sedlmeier101](#): > > to tell you the truth, I think I have one in my closet…i used to wear them back in like 4th grade…wonder if it still fits. I’m glad you posted this, because I don’t feel so bad. My dad, too, owns a couple of wolf shirts here and there. I’m pretty sure that my dad wanted a son, because when I was little, I would also wear these shirts. Except, they usually had something to do with Harley Davidson. I did just find a shirt the other day with some sort of mountain lion on it. Haha. ---
**Author:** ![Beck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/beck/32/28683_2.png) [@Beck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Beck)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2009, 7:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/three-wolf-moon-t-shirt/68006/33 "2009-05-19T19:01:15Z")
i have a multiple wolf t-shirt. i would wear it more often, but it’s pink. newman remembers the purchase. ---
**Author:** ![layzie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/layzie/32/7599_2.png) [@layzie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/layzie)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2009, 7:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/three-wolf-moon-t-shirt/68006/34 "2009-05-19T19:07:35Z")
i need one of these ---
**Author:** ![Jon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3bc359/32.png) [@Jon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jon)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2009, 7:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/three-wolf-moon-t-shirt/68006/35 "2009-05-19T19:43:52Z")
I might buy one and see where it takes me.I added one to the cart and got an offer for a Amazon Credit Card,they credit $30 to your bill for signing up so its almost possible to get 2 of these free,not worth the open line of credit though. ---
**Author:** ![PureXTC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/purextc/32/5223_2.png) [@PureXTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PureXTC)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2009, 8:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/three-wolf-moon-t-shirt/68006/36 "2009-05-19T20:17:42Z")
> [@dawn](#): > > I’m glad you posted this, because I don’t feel so bad. My dad, too, owns a couple of wolf shirts here and there. I’m pretty sure that my dad wanted a son, because when I was little, I would also wear these shirts. Except, they usually had something to do with Harley Davidson. I did just find a shirt the other day with some sort of mountain lion on it. Haha. So your dad is part of “The Chosen Few” and has a 3 wolf t-shirt? ---
**Author:** ![2TurboZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2turboz/32/7577_2.png) [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2009, 8:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/three-wolf-moon-t-shirt/68006/37 "2009-05-19T20:18:55Z")
> [@PureXTC](#): > > So your dad is part of “The Chosen Few” and has a 3 wolf t-shirt? How do you think he gets a classy lady like Dawns mom? [http://nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=56057&highlight=mom](http://nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=56057&highlight=mom) ---
**Author:** ![PureXTC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/purextc/32/5223_2.png) [@PureXTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PureXTC)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2009, 8:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/three-wolf-moon-t-shirt/68006/38 "2009-05-19T20:35:52Z")
> [@2TurboZ](#): > > How do you think he gets a classy lady like Dawns mom? > > [http://nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=56057&highlight=mom](http://nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=56057&highlight=mom) OMG Dawn, this is the internet. Some things should be kept to yourself. ---
**Author:** ![MOBOOST4U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f4b2a3/32.png) [@MOBOOST4U](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MOBOOST4U)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2009, 9:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/three-wolf-moon-t-shirt/68006/39 "2009-10-09T09:39:17Z")
Bump for last nights The Office episode lmao! ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2009, 9:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/three-wolf-moon-t-shirt/68006/40 "2009-10-09T09:43:45Z")
> [@MOBOOST4U](#): > > Bump for last nights The Office episode lmao! LOL YES!!!..i lol’d at dwight [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/three-wolf-moon-t-shirt/68006.md?page=1) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/three-wolf-moon-t-shirt/68006.md?page=3)