# thumbs up to newman

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thumbs-up-to-newman/49126>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [May 27, 2008, 5:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thumbs-up-to-newman/49126 "2008-05-27T17:08:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 17\
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**Author:** ![Eazy716](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eazy716/32/7443_2.png) [@Eazy716](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eazy716)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 5:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thumbs-up-to-newman/49126/21 "2008-05-28T05:57:29Z")

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> [@ly555is](#):
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> pics of handjob to follow

👏

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**Author:** ![rage87](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9e8a1a/32.png) [@rage87](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rage87)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 10:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thumbs-up-to-newman/49126/22 "2008-05-28T10:47:22Z")

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I heard that after giving the money back, Newman snapped the phone in half right in front of the guys face and threw the 2 pieces at him.

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 10:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thumbs-up-to-newman/49126/23 "2008-05-28T10:50:24Z")

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> [@rage87](#):
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> I heard that after giving the money back, Newman snapped the phone in half right in front of the guys face and threw the 2 pieces at him.

then i spit on him.

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**Author:** ![woz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/woz/32/7605_2.png) [@woz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/woz)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 10:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thumbs-up-to-newman/49126/24 "2008-05-28T10:52:28Z")

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you bet your sweet fuckin ass he spit on him

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 11:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thumbs-up-to-newman/49126/25 "2008-05-28T11:03:53Z")

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> [@originalsin](#):
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> you bet your sweet fuckin ass he spit on him

![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/ctnewman2/wtf1000/chart2.gif](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/3/7/37cae2dd4d5ff55c4314fc8ef91ea4b5b0f3affc.gif)

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**Author:** ![micah](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/micah/32/7257_2.png) [@micah](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/micah)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 11:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thumbs-up-to-newman/49126/26 "2008-05-28T11:06:22Z")

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this thread is more adorable then the puppies for sale thread, awwwe !

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**Author:** ![woz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/woz/32/7605_2.png) [@woz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/woz)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 11:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thumbs-up-to-newman/49126/27 "2008-05-28T11:15:13Z")

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> [@newman](#):
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> ![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/ctnewman2/wtf1000/chart2.gif](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/3/7/37cae2dd4d5ff55c4314fc8ef91ea4b5b0f3affc.gif)

love this chart

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 11:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thumbs-up-to-newman/49126/28 "2008-05-28T11:15:58Z")

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sentence enhancers

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**Author:** ![rage87](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9e8a1a/32.png) [@rage87](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rage87)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 11:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thumbs-up-to-newman/49126/29 "2008-05-28T11:17:20Z")

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what if you put a fuckin’ between the ass and he?

SWEET FUCKIN’ ASS FUCKIN’?

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 11:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thumbs-up-to-newman/49126/30 "2008-05-28T11:18:49Z")

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i don’t like that at all.

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**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 11:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thumbs-up-to-newman/49126/31 "2008-05-28T11:20:08Z")

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^ 🤣

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**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 11:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thumbs-up-to-newman/49126/32 "2008-05-28T11:21:27Z")

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![http://www.micahweber.com/nyspeedbbq/bwnew.jpg](http://www.micahweber.com/nyspeedbbq/bwnew.jpg)  
between this pic, the chart, and your incredible kindness… I dont know how i’m going to suppress this erection…

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**Author:** ![micah](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/micah/32/7257_2.png) [@micah](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/micah)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 11:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thumbs-up-to-newman/49126/33 "2008-05-28T11:24:18Z")

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lol

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**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 1:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thumbs-up-to-newman/49126/34 "2008-05-28T13:21:10Z")

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> [@Willybeen](#):
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> between this pic, the chart, and your incredible kindness… I dont know how i’m going to suppress this erection…

stroke it until it calms down… use that picture to assist… newman never looked better… i retract my abercrombie comment… replace with Revlon.

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**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 2:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thumbs-up-to-newman/49126/35 "2008-05-28T14:33:23Z")

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> [@bing](#):
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> stroke it until it calms down… use that picture to assist…

GREAT ADVICE. It worked until I came back to this thread. Now I have a raging erection again.

DEFINE PRIAPRISM. An erection that lasts for an extended period of time. As in a normal erection, the penis fills with blood and becomes erect. However, unlike a normal erection that dissipates after sexual activity ends, the persistent erection caused by priapism is maintained because the blood in the penile shaft does not drain. The shaft remains hard, while the tip of the penis is soft. If it is not relieved promptly, priapism can lead to permanent scarring of the penis and inability to have a normal erection.

We now know newman causes priaprism. RIDICULOUS.

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**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 2:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thumbs-up-to-newman/49126/36 "2008-05-28T14:46:20Z")

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lol.

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**Author:** ![97eclipse420a](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/96bed5/32.png) [@97eclipse420a](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97eclipse420a)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2008, 5:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thumbs-up-to-newman/49126/37 "2008-05-29T05:20:06Z")

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:lolham: glad every1 enjoys this shit

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