# tiger's sexting: **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [March 19, 2010, 9:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tigers-sexting/151819 "2010-03-19T09:25:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 9:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tigers-sexting/151819/1 "2010-03-19T09:25:58Z")
you tell her Tiger! “Tiger:Sent: 04:06 PM 08/29/2009: Slap your face. Treat you like a dirty little whore. Put my cock in your ass and then shove it down your throat Tiger:Sent: 04:07 PM 08/29/2009:” > [Sexting Tiger Threatened To “Slap, Spank, Bite and Fuck Till Mercy”](http://deadspin.com/5496451/sexting-tiger-threatened-to-slap-spank-bite-and-fuck-till-mercy) Well these texts from Tiger Woods to porn star Joslyn James are predictably gross: “After i cum you better start sucking my cock to get it hard” etc. See the full transcript after the jump. > Tiger: Sent: 05:46 PM 07/30/2009: > Heading back from the course now. Tiger:Sent: 05:52 PM 07/30/2009: > How close are you > Tiger:Sent: 06:01 PM 07/30/2009: > I will leave an envelope at the front desk under ms daniels. Your room will be 305. Get settled and let me know when you are ready to see me. I will be i > Tiger:Sent: 06:01 PM 07/30/2009: > n room 201. You can come down the stair well next to your room. Make sure absolutely no one sees you > Tiger:Sent: 06:17 PM 07/30/2009: > Just so you know i have to get up at 415 tomorrow. > Tiger:Sent: 07:30 PM 07/30/2009: > Just let me know when you are headed down > Tiger:Sent: 09:46 PM 07/30/2009: > What time is car picking you up tomorrow > Tiger:Sent: 01:14 AM 07/31/2009: > Yes > Tiger:Sent: 01:27 AM 07/31/2009: > Did you get lost. Door is open > Tiger:Sent: 02:16 PM 07/31/2009: > What time do you leave. Im trying to leave. Im trying to get back > Tiger:Sent: 03:57 PM 07/31/2009: > Will back in 5. Let me take a shower and i will text you after > Tiger:Sent: 04:18 PM 07/31/2009: > Oh i know. Not at all. Just glad and suprised i can do that to you Im all clean. Come on down:) > Tiger:Sent: 04:22 PM 07/31/2009: > Hurry:) > Tiger:Sent: 05:08 PM 07/31/2009: > I’m glad you came out > Tiger:Sent: 06:36 PM 07/31/2009: > Awesome baby. Be Safe > Tiger:Sent: 03:13 AM 08/01/2009: > Thank you sexy > Tiger:Sent: 06:34 AM 08/06/2009: > In ohio playing > Tiger:Sent: 05:54 AM 08/09/2009: > I told you im playing these two weeks > Tiger:Sent: 06:50 PM 08/09/2009: > In about a month > Tiger:Sent: 06:51 PM 08/09/2009: > Maybe sooner. Can’t talk now. Will text when i can > Tiger:Sent: 01:53 PM 08/13/2009: > Me to > Tiger:Sent: 10:27 AM 08/20/2009: > I hope not. So you have been with others huh since > Tiger:Sent: 10:35 AM 08/23/2009: > I hope so > Tiger:Sent: 10:45 PM 08/23/2009: > Not a bad thing thinking about me > Tiger:Sent: 11:00 PM 08/23/2009: > I totally agree > Tiger:Sent: 11:03 PM 08/23/2009: > In conn > Tiger:Sent: 11:07 PM 03/23/2009: > Ditto > Tiger:Sent: 11: 08 PM 08/23/2009: > I like when you do that to me > Tiger:Sent: 11:11 PM 08/23/2009: > Ditto sexy > Tiger:Sent: 04:06 PM 08/28/2009: > I want to be deep inside you > Tiger:Sent: 04:10 PM 08/28/2009: > Maybe in two weeks in chicago > Tiger:Sent: 03:19 PM 08/29/2009: > I need that so bad > Tiger:Sent: 03;29 PM 08/29/2009: > Now:) > Tiger:Sent: 03:30 PM 08/29/2009: > Me to. I would wear you out > Tiger:Sent: 03:32 PM 08/29/2009: > I have no idea. I would love to have the ability to make you sore > Tiger:Sent: 03:35 PM 08/29/2009: > In a week. I will try to wear you out > Tiger:Sent: 03:36 PM 08/29/2009: > After i cum you better start sucking my cock to get it hard > Tiger:Sent: 03:37 PM 08/29/2009: > Do you ever hook up with other guys or girls > Tiger:Sent: 03:41 PM 08/29/2009: > You didnt answer the question > Tiger:Sent: 03:43 PM 08/29/2009: > Ok. I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust > Tiger:Sent: 03:48 PM 08/29/2009: > Does that excite you at all or no > Tiger:Sent: 03:52 PM 08/29/2009: > God girl. You better want to take care of me > Tiger:Sent: 03:56 PM 08/29/2009: > You do. Need more of it > Tiger:Sent: 03:59 PM 08/29/2009: > of you > Tiger:Sent: 04"02 PM 08/29/2009: > I want to treat you rough. Throw you around, spank and slap you > Tiger:Sent: 04:06 PM 08/29/2009: > Slap your face. Treat you like a dirty little whore. Put my cock in your ass and then shove it down your throat > Tiger:Sent: 04:07 PM 08/29/2009: > You are my fucking whore > Tiger:Sent: 04:08 PM 08/29/2009: > Hold you down while i choke you and Fuck that ass that i own > Tiger:Sent: 04:10 PM 08/29/2009: > Then im going to tell you to shut the Fuck up while i slap your face and pull your hair for making noise > Tiger:Sent: 04:21 PM 08/29/2009: > Where do you want to be bitten > Tiger:Sent: 04:24 PM 08/29/2009: > Ok. Now your talking. Whatever i want. You are mine > Tiger:Sent: 04:39 PM 08/29/2009: > Whatever else turns you on > Tiger:Sent: 04:43 PM 08/29/2009: > You tell me what you like > Tiger:Sent: 04:48 PM 08/29/2009: > You are. Always will be. Don’t trust people > Tiger:Sent: 04:48 PM 08/29/2009: > But you still have not told me what turns you on > Tiger:Sent: 04:53 PM 08/29/2009: > I know you have tried every positing imaginable but what turns you on besides a dp > Tiger:Sent: 5:00 PM 08/29/2009: > I really do want to be rough with you. Slap you around > Tiger:Sent: 05:12 PM 08/29/2009: > For years. And punish you for not seeing me more > Tiger:Sent: 05:15 PM 08/29/2009: > I want you to beg for my cock. Kiss you all over to convince me to let you have it in your mouth > Tiger:Sent: 05:18 PM 08/29/2009: > We will see how bad you want me > Tiger:Sent: 05:26 PM 08/29/2009: > Next time i see you, you better beg and if you don’t do it right i will slap, spank, bite and fuck you till mercy > Tiger:Sent: 09:20 AM 09/03/2009: > Was playing sexy > Tiger:Sent: 04:17 AM 09/04/2009: > Maybe you can fly out to chicage on monday night and leave early wed > Tiger:Sent: 04:23 AM 09/04/2009: > I land at 930 or 10 monday night > Tiger:Sent: 11:57 AM 09/04/2009: > Great. What time so you land > Tiger:Sent: 12:06 PM 09/04/2009: > I land at the earliest at 8 and the latest will be 10 > Tiger:Sent: 12:08 PM 09/04/2009: > Midway > Tiger:Sent: 01:42 AM 09/07/2009: > I cant wait to see you as well. What time do you land again > Tiger:Sent: 03:15 AM 09/07/2009: > You are going to be headed to the hyatt lodge. 2815 jorie blvd oak brook, il 60523. Phone 630 990 5800 > Tiger:Sent: 11:38 AM 09/07/2009: > Did you get my text with all the info > Tiger:Sent: 11:41 AM 09/07/2009: > I will text you the room number when i get there. Im still in boston > Tiger:Sent: 11:43 AM 09/07/2009: > I have to check in to get the room > Tiger:Sent: 11:44 AM 09/07/2009: > I should get there before you anyways > Tiger:Sent: 12:27 PM 09/07/2009: > In about 3 hours > Tiger:Sent: 12:30 PM 09/07/2009: > I will be there before you for sure > Tiger:Sent: 12:35 PM 09/07/2009: > You just make sure you take care of me when you get here > Tiger:Sent: 06:28 PM 09/07/2009: > Great > Tiger:Sent: 06:30 PM 09/07/2009: > Let me know when your about 20 out i will order dinner. And what would you like to eat > Tiger:Sent: 06:33 PM 09/07/2009: > I am pretty tired after today. I am going to go to sleep early > Tiger:Sent: 06:53 PM 09/07/2009: > How close are you > Tiger:Sent: 07:09 PM 09/07/2009: > What do you want to eat > Tiger:Sent: 07:10 PM 09/07/2009: > Anything simple > Tiger:Sent: 07:12 PM 09/07/2009: > No turkey unless it’s a club sandwich > Tiger:Sent: 07:32 PM 09/07/2009: > How close > Tiger:Sent: 07:38 PM 09/07/2009: > Head to the elevators and go to 334. Thats your room. The door will be open with the dead bolt. I have to get back here to wait for the food. Im in room 358. > Tiger:Sent: 07:42 PM 09/07/2009: > Let me know when you are in the room. Food just got here > Tiger:Sent: 07:47 PM 09/07/2009: > Sweet. Dont come down here yet. Lots of people in the hall. I will let you know when it clears > Tiger:Sent: 08:16 PM 09/07/2009: > Are you close to being ready > Tiger:Sent; 08:32 PM 09/07/2009: > Come on down. Its quiet here in the hall now > Tiger:Sent: 08:35 PM 09/07/2009: > There is a room service cart in my hall. Be careful > Tiger:Sent: 08:35 PM 09/07/2009: > Room358 > Tiger:Sent: 09:59 PM 09/07/2009: > Make it ok > Tiger:Sent: 10:01 PM 09/07/2009: > Ok. Lights out. Good night sexy > Tiger:Sent: 08:49 AM 09/08/2009: > Hope you slept as good as i did. I just woke up which is un heard of > Tiger:Sent: 10:23 AM 09/08/2009: > So when can i have that ass again > Tiger:Sent: 12:40 PM 09/08/2009: > I will be back in a couple hours > Tiger:Sent: 12:42 PM 09/08/2009: > I have to leave for an appearance at 430 but i will be back at 730 for dinner and lots of dessert with you. How about a quickie before i go:) > Tiger:Sent: 01:28 PM 09/08/2009: > Have you ever had a golden shower done to you > Tiger:Sent: 01:29 PM 09/08/2009: > Just morbid curiosity > Tiger:Sent: 01:30 PM 09/08/2009: > Really. You. You have done just about everything havent you > Tiger:Sent: 01:32 PM 09/08/2009: > Never done it. I think i would get stage freight > Tiger:Sent: 02:28 PM 09/08/2009: > Maybe > Tiger:Sent: 03:38 PM 09/08/2009: > I will be over in 10mins > Tiger:Sent: 03:40 PM 09/08/2009: > Why dont you come over here now instead > Tiger:Sent: 03:41 PM 09/08/2009: > Enter thru room 360. Its next door > Tiger:Sent: 03:42 PM 09/08/2009: > Hurry so i come in that ass > Tiger:Sent: 03:54 PM 09/08/2009: > Let me know when you leave your room > Tiger:Sent: 07:32 PM 09/08/2009: > You felt amazing to baby. How much was your flight by the way > Tiger:Sent: 07:35 PM 09/08/2009: > Having a few issues at home. Might be a little later before i see you tonight > Tiger:Sent: 07:39 PM 09/08/2009: > Parent hood melt down:) > Tiger:Sent: 08:01 PM 09/08/2009: > How much was your flight > Tiger:Sent: 05:03 AM 09/09/2009: > Shit i fell back to sleep. just woke up. I have to leave in about 15 mins. I tee off at 700 > Tiger:Sent: 07:43 PM 09/09/2009: > Great thing is we have a life time of this > Tiger:Sent: 05:44 AM 10/01/2009: > I know that. Thats why i wont do that. > Tiger:Sent: 06:02 PM 10/01/2009: > Baby im not going anywhere or doing anything. You please me like no other has or ever will. I’m not losing that. You have to understand people love to tal > Tiger:Sent: 06:02 PM 10/01/2009: > k about me. sometimes its good and sometimes its bad. I have learned to just roll with it no matter how much it upsets me when its not true. My life is a > Tiger:Sent: 06:02 PM 10/01/2009: > fish bowl > Tiger:Sent: 10:40 AM 10/04/2009: > Guys from dubai. Investors. So my agent being suggested that we go back to my room at the mansion for lunch. He doesnt know about us, obviously > Tiger:Sent: 11:31 AM 10/04/2009: > This has been a total shit trip. Im sorry i fucked up last night. And this shit. We will get it right next time so we can spend more time together. > Tiger:Sent: 12:06 PM 10/04/2009: > Oh my god. If they were with me. You would have ruined everything > Tiger:Sent: 12:07 PM 10/04/2009: > I told you. Oh my god. I cant believe what just happened > Tiger:Sent: 12:08 PM 10/04/2009: > Don’t Fucking talk to me. You almost just ruined my whole life. If my agent and these guys would have seen you there, Fuck > **[Deadspin | Sexting Tiger Threatened To "Slap, Spank, Bite and Fuck Till Mercy"](https://deadspin.com/sexting-tiger-threatened-to-slap-spank-bite-and-fuck-5496451/)** > > Deadspin | Sexting Tiger Threatened To "Slap, Spank, Bite and Fuck Till Mercy" ---
**Author:** ![glitch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/0ea827/32.png) [@glitch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/glitch)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 9:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tigers-sexting/151819/2 "2010-03-19T09:29:25Z")
Don’t care. ---
**Author:** ![Geoff](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geoff/32/6104_2.png) [@Geoff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geoff)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 10:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tigers-sexting/151819/3 "2010-03-19T10:19:34Z")
Tiger:Sent: 01:28 PM 09/08/2009: Have you ever had a golden shower done to you ---
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Tiger:Sent: 01:28 PM 09/08/2009: Have you ever had a golden shower done to you :pale: [-( edit: damnit geoff ---
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Bro king ---
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:io: ---
**Author:** ![Geoff](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geoff/32/6104_2.png) [@Geoff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geoff)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 10:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tigers-sexting/151819/7 "2010-03-19T10:26:59Z")
hahahha I really wish we could see the other half of the convo ---
**Author:** ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 10:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tigers-sexting/151819/8 "2010-03-19T10:27:35Z")
Tiger:Sent: 01:28 PM 09/08/2009: Have you ever had a golden shower done to you ---
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Tiger:Sent: 01:28 PM 09/08/2009: Have you ever had a golden shower done to you ---
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Anyone watch the most recent south park episode? It involves Tiger Woods! ---
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Tiger:Sent: 01:28 PM 09/08/2009: Have you ever had a golden shower done to you ---
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I want to be deep inside you ---
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Tiger:Sent: 01:28 PM 09/08/2009: Have you ever had a golden shower done to you ---
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Tiger:Sent: 01:28 PM 09/08/2009: Have you ever had a golden shower done to you ---
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Tiger:Sent: 01:28 PM 09/08/2009: Have you ever had a golden shower done to you ---
**Author:** ![Hass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/51bf81/32.png) [@Hass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hass)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 6:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tigers-sexting/151819/16 "2010-03-19T18:07:45Z")
Lol Tiger:Sent: 07:09 PM 09/07/2009: What do you want to eat Tiger:Sent: 07:10 PM 09/07/2009: Anything simple Tiger:Sent: 07:12 PM 09/07/2009: No turkey unless it’s a club sandwich The fuck? made me lol. ---
**Author:** ![burnt\_toast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/burnt_toast/32/7518_2.png) [@burnt\_toast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/burnt_toast)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 6:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tigers-sexting/151819/17 "2010-03-19T18:22:17Z")
so… i’ve never really heard tiger woods speak before, so i just associated Obama’s voice with the text. I don’t know why my mind did this for me, but it’s so much more amazing to me now. I hope i never hear tiger’s voice ---
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![http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/6954/1188994406433346a87dgi3.jpg](http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/6954/1188994406433346a87dgi3.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![ImportMuscle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/importmuscle/32/7615_2.png) [@ImportMuscle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ImportMuscle)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2010, 1:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tigers-sexting/151819/19 "2010-03-20T01:25:47Z")
seriously, does America think hes the only black guy in the world too cheat on his wife? Apparently no one has watched Maury Povitch ---
**Author:** ![S13counterpart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3e96dc/32.png) [@S13counterpart](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/S13counterpart)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2010, 1:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tigers-sexting/151819/20 "2010-03-20T01:27:44Z")
> [@ImportMuscle](#): > > seriously, does America think hes the only black guy in the world too cheat on his wife? > > Apparently no one has watched Maury Povitch No, he’s just the richest black guy to cheat on his wife… Which is the main difference between the failures on Maury… [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tigers-sexting/151819.md?page=2)