# Time for another weird post from me **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [May 15, 2007, 1:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/time-for-another-weird-post-from-me/29334 "2007-05-15T13:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![GA2002GT2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5ac83/32.png) [@GA2002GT2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GA2002GT2)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 1:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/time-for-another-weird-post-from-me/29334/1 "2007-05-15T13:27:41Z")
So must of you saw me and my EX-girl broke up last friday. Well this chick wants to hang out and go out tomorrow night. Well I dated my ex for 3 1/2 years and before her I dated a girl for 2 years. So I forgot how to do this LOL. So anyone have any advice for me LOL. (I have a bad feeling about this post) ---
**Author:** ![2TurboZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2turboz/32/7577_2.png) [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 1:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/time-for-another-weird-post-from-me/29334/2 "2007-05-15T13:29:36Z")
QUIT MAKING POSTS ABOUT IT FOR STARTERS Just go and have fun…WTF ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 1:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/time-for-another-weird-post-from-me/29334/3 "2007-05-15T13:31:30Z")
IT DOESN’T WORK THE SECOND TIME. but if you’re just trying to get inside of her, then just hang out with her ---
**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 1:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/time-for-another-weird-post-from-me/29334/4 "2007-05-15T13:32:07Z")
Act as akward as you possibly can and don’t forget to mention your ex in every other sentence. ---
**Author:** ![2TurboZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2turboz/32/7577_2.png) [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 1:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/time-for-another-weird-post-from-me/29334/5 "2007-05-15T13:32:38Z")
Wonch ftw ---
**Author:** ![RedDawg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/dfb087/32.png) [@RedDawg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedDawg)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 1:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/time-for-another-weird-post-from-me/29334/6 "2007-05-15T13:33:33Z")
people were there to witness you and your ex breaking up? ---
**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 1:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/time-for-another-weird-post-from-me/29334/7 "2007-05-15T13:33:57Z")
You also might consider crying for the pity fuck. ---
**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 1:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/time-for-another-weird-post-from-me/29334/8 "2007-05-15T13:36:07Z")
[quote=“EvilJay,post:4,topic:29334"”] Act as akward as you possibly can and don’t forget to mention your ex in every other sentence. [/quote] Excellent advice! ---
**Author:** ![GA2002GT2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5ac83/32.png) [@GA2002GT2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GA2002GT2)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 1:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/time-for-another-weird-post-from-me/29334/9 "2007-05-15T13:36:38Z")
You guys are F\*\*\*ing great. Hope to meet some of yea at the picnic. And no redDawg no one saw us brake up. It was at 3am friday night over the telephone. ---
**Author:** ![2TurboZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2turboz/32/7577_2.png) [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 1:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/time-for-another-weird-post-from-me/29334/10 "2007-05-15T13:38:13Z")
You have 9 posts…you are asking for lame ass relationship/dating advice. Did you brake up with her by throwing brembos at her? ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 1:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/time-for-another-weird-post-from-me/29334/11 "2007-05-15T13:38:41Z")
[quote=“2TurboZ,post:10,topic:29334"”] Did you brake up with her by throwing brembos at her? [/quote] haha, props. ---
**Author:** ![JuicedDakotaRT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/juiceddakotart/32/5018_2.png) [@JuicedDakotaRT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JuicedDakotaRT)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 1:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/time-for-another-weird-post-from-me/29334/12 "2007-05-15T13:38:45Z")
put it in her butt ---
**Author:** ![RedDawg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/dfb087/32.png) [@RedDawg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedDawg)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 1:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/time-for-another-weird-post-from-me/29334/13 "2007-05-15T13:42:56Z")
[quote=“GA2002GT2,post:9,topic:29334"”] You guys are F\*\*\*ing great. Hope to meet some of yea at the picnic. And no redDawg no one saw us brake up. It was at 3am friday night over the telephone. [/quote] ah, you’re just horrible with grammar > [@GA2002GT2](#): > > So must of you saw me and my EX-girl broke up last friday ---
**Author:** ![ryanmcell](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ryanmcell/32/7510_2.png) [@ryanmcell](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ryanmcell)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 1:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/time-for-another-weird-post-from-me/29334/14 "2007-05-15T13:47:40Z")
Bring a condom, in the middle of dinner eloquently put it on the table, she will understand nod and lead you back to her place. It works trust me. ---
**Author:** ![zwarbyt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zwarbyt/32/7623_2.png) [@zwarbyt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zwarbyt)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 1:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/time-for-another-weird-post-from-me/29334/15 "2007-05-15T13:48:20Z")
rape then spit ---
**Author:** ![Schema](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/779978/32.png) [@Schema](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Schema)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 1:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/time-for-another-weird-post-from-me/29334/16 "2007-05-15T13:48:24Z")
[quote=“JuicedDakotaRT,post:12,topic:29334"”] put it in her butt [/quote] +1, or 2 if you’re in to that kinda thing. There’s a few guys that would ride choo choo ---
**Author:** ![RedDawg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/dfb087/32.png) [@RedDawg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedDawg)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 1:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/time-for-another-weird-post-from-me/29334/17 "2007-05-15T13:51:50Z")
stir her drink with your dick ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 1:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/time-for-another-weird-post-from-me/29334/18 "2007-05-15T13:52:50Z")
shit your pants. I don’t know why but this ALWAYS works for me. maybe it’s an IBS sympathy BJ? :gotme: ---
**Author:** ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 1:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/time-for-another-weird-post-from-me/29334/19 "2007-05-15T13:56:34Z")
Call a friend Eiffel tower ftw ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 1:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/time-for-another-weird-post-from-me/29334/20 "2007-05-15T13:58:07Z")
pics? i can’t believe we made it to post 20 w/o asking. [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/time-for-another-weird-post-from-me/29334.md?page=2)