# Tips for surviving your bachelor party.

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tips-for-surviving-your-bachelor-party/25004
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [February 23, 2007, 11:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tips-for-surviving-your-bachelor-party/25004 "2007-02-23T11:13:06Z")
**Posts on this page:** 7
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### Author: ![redrum](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redrum/32/7398_2.png) [@redrum](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/redrum)
#### Post date: [February 24, 2007, 7:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tips-for-surviving-your-bachelor-party/25004/21 "2007-02-24T07:20:39Z")

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I’ll have a water.  
I’ll have a water with lemon!  
I’ll have a Sam Adams.  
But its 9:30 in the morning!  
And aren’t you a recovering alcoholic?  
Yeah, but I gotta get the taste of weed and hooker spit outta my mouth.  
I’ll have a Sam Adams too.

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### Author: ![psphinx81](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9a140/32.png) [@psphinx81](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psphinx81)
#### Post date: [February 24, 2007, 4:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tips-for-surviving-your-bachelor-party/25004/22 "2007-02-24T16:42:58Z")

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good luck

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### Author: ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [February 25, 2007, 10:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tips-for-surviving-your-bachelor-party/25004/23 "2007-02-25T10:53:57Z")

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There were 3 strippers.  
An asshole wore a belt.

\<–Goes to get more coffee.

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### Author: ![turbociv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@turbociv](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbociv)
#### Post date: [February 25, 2007, 10:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tips-for-surviving-your-bachelor-party/25004/24 "2007-02-25T10:58:50Z")

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lol, i made it extremely clear that a belt doesnt come near me for my bachelor party. And they respected that. As for the best man, :lol: he didnt have a choice. I only wish i woulda known about the stinky fingers before hand. I got pwned.☹

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### Author: ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)
#### Post date: [February 25, 2007, 10:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tips-for-surviving-your-bachelor-party/25004/25 "2007-02-25T10:59:40Z")

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looks like you survived…congrats.  
hope you enjoyed vagina that doesn’t have power over half your assets 😛

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### Author: ![Kramer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/97f17d/32.png) [@Kramer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Kramer)
#### Post date: [February 25, 2007, 11:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tips-for-surviving-your-bachelor-party/25004/26 "2007-02-25T11:36:51Z")

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[quote=“ugososlow,post:19,topic:25004"”]

watch this : [http://lln-videos.metacafe.com/ItemFiles/[From%20www.metacafe.com]%20113219.572754.1.wmv](http://lln-videos.metacafe.com/ItemFiles/%5BFrom%20www.metacafe.com%5D%20113219.572754.1.wmv)

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that video is going to haunt that man later in life some how his wife will see that video for sure

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### Author: ![layzie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/layzie/32/7599_2.png) [@layzie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/layzie)
#### Post date: [February 25, 2007, 11:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tips-for-surviving-your-bachelor-party/25004/27 "2007-02-25T11:55:01Z")

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who cares she was a nasty stripper anyways

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