# Tips for surviving your bachelor party.

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**Created:** [February 23, 2007, 11:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tips-for-surviving-your-bachelor-party/25004 "2007-02-23T11:13:06Z")
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### Author: ![redrum](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redrum/32/7398_2.png) [@redrum](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/redrum)
#### Post date: [February 24, 2007, 7:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tips-for-surviving-your-bachelor-party/25004/21 "2007-02-24T07:20:39Z")

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I’ll have a water.  
I’ll have a water with lemon!  
I’ll have a Sam Adams.  
But its 9:30 in the morning!  
And aren’t you a recovering alcoholic?  
Yeah, but I gotta get the taste of weed and hooker spit outta my mouth.  
I’ll have a Sam Adams too.

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