# Tips on wife/girlfriend beating? **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [November 20, 2006, 12:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tips-on-wife-girlfriend-beating/20439 "2006-11-20T12:27:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![djdstar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/djdstar/32/7617_2.png) [@djdstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/djdstar)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2006, 12:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tips-on-wife-girlfriend-beating/20439/1 "2006-11-20T12:27:40Z")
I’ve heard there’s stuff you can use that doesn’t leave bruises, is that true? I’m interesting in learning about new and exciting methods of abuse, any tips? I generally just hit my girlfriend with a shoe, but that’s getting boring, and I think she’s starting to get used to it. Should I buy heavier/harder shoes (maybe something in a steel toe?) or should I go to an entirely different method? Thanks in advance 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2006, 12:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tips-on-wife-girlfriend-beating/20439/2 "2006-11-20T12:29:37Z")
A good shaking will usually get the point across. ---
**Author:** ![JaysGreenLX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jaysgreenlx/32/7321_2.png) [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2006, 12:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tips-on-wife-girlfriend-beating/20439/3 "2006-11-20T12:29:40Z")
Wow this thread is stupid. Now if you want to beat up a dude without leaving marks…I have some suggestions. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Russian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the_russian/32/7414_2.png) [@The\_Russian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The_Russian)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2006, 12:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tips-on-wife-girlfriend-beating/20439/4 "2006-11-20T12:31:32Z")
bar of soap wrapped in a towel, in flabby parts. makes deep bruises that dont show. ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2006, 12:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tips-on-wife-girlfriend-beating/20439/5 "2006-11-20T12:33:15Z")
just urinate on them to degrade them. ---
**Author:** ![Smaefer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e79b87/32.png) [@Smaefer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Smaefer)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2006, 12:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tips-on-wife-girlfriend-beating/20439/6 "2006-11-20T12:34:41Z")
> [@newman](#): > > just urinate on them to degrade them. LOL\* ---
**Author:** ![djdstar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/djdstar/32/7617_2.png) [@djdstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/djdstar)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2006, 12:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tips-on-wife-girlfriend-beating/20439/7 "2006-11-20T12:39:11Z")
I was thinking about getting creative with stuff that looks like an accident. Anyone ever beat their SO with a weed-eater? Freak garden rake accident? ---
**Author:** ![micah](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/micah/32/7257_2.png) [@micah](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/micah)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2006, 12:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tips-on-wife-girlfriend-beating/20439/8 "2006-11-20T12:41:30Z")
use hateful names, those leave mental bruises instead ☹ ---
**Author:** ![djdstar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/djdstar/32/7617_2.png) [@djdstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/djdstar)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2006, 12:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tips-on-wife-girlfriend-beating/20439/9 "2006-11-20T12:42:19Z")
What I really like to do is come home really drunk at like 4am, and run into the bedroom screaming “the house is on fire, the house is on fire!” Then when she jumps out of bed, I beat her for being gullible. ---
**Author:** ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2006, 12:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tips-on-wife-girlfriend-beating/20439/10 "2006-11-20T12:42:35Z")
You can’t hit a bitch but you can shake the shit out of em… ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2006, 12:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tips-on-wife-girlfriend-beating/20439/11 "2006-11-20T12:44:23Z")
> [@DarkkstaR](#): > > What I really like to do is come home really drunk at like 4am, and run into the bedroom screaming “the house is on fire, the house is on fire!” Then when she jumps out of bed, I beat her for being gullible. omg, i just loled right in the middle of the library ---
**Author:** ![djdstar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/djdstar/32/7617_2.png) [@djdstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/djdstar)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2006, 12:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tips-on-wife-girlfriend-beating/20439/12 "2006-11-20T12:44:53Z")
> [@boardjnky4](#): > > omg, i just loled right in the middle of the library well hey, she can only fall down the stairs so many times, you know? ---
**Author:** ![Johnnylude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2acd7d/32.png) [@Johnnylude](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Johnnylude)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2006, 12:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tips-on-wife-girlfriend-beating/20439/13 "2006-11-20T12:45:47Z")
Anal bruises cant be seen… ---
**Author:** ![Johnnylude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2acd7d/32.png) [@Johnnylude](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Johnnylude)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2006, 12:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tips-on-wife-girlfriend-beating/20439/14 "2006-11-20T12:46:09Z")
> [@FormulaLS1](#): > > You can’t hit a bitch but you can shake the shit out of em… CHRIS ROCK ---
**Author:** ![vq30de](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/9dc877/32.png) [@vq30de](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/vq30de)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2006, 12:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tips-on-wife-girlfriend-beating/20439/15 "2006-11-20T12:46:30Z")
This thread blows. Failed attempt at humor 101. ---
**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2006, 12:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tips-on-wife-girlfriend-beating/20439/16 "2006-11-20T12:48:39Z")
Joking is OK, but no guy should ever hit a girl. ---
**Author:** ![djdstar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/djdstar/32/7617_2.png) [@djdstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/djdstar)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2006, 12:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tips-on-wife-girlfriend-beating/20439/17 "2006-11-20T12:48:50Z")
> [@vq30de](#): > > This thread blows. Failed attempt at humor 101. I’ll beat your mom up. ---
**Author:** ![vq30de](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/9dc877/32.png) [@vq30de](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/vq30de)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2006, 12:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tips-on-wife-girlfriend-beating/20439/18 "2006-11-20T12:51:20Z")
> [@DarkkstaR](#): > > I’ll beat your mom up. Dude. Wife beating is funny in my book. But this thread totally blows. Possibly because whenever I think of you I think of a walking advertisment for horrible fashion. \<3 ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2006, 12:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tips-on-wife-girlfriend-beating/20439/19 "2006-11-20T12:54:00Z")
I kind of want to ban myself for even posting in this thread… Yes, I will. I now give myself a 5 minute ban. ---
**Author:** ![Johnnylude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2acd7d/32.png) [@Johnnylude](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Johnnylude)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2006, 12:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tips-on-wife-girlfriend-beating/20439/20 "2006-11-20T12:54:59Z")
> [@Zong](#): > > Joking is OK, but no guy should ever hit a girl. what if she kicked you in the balls, or drank the last Dr Pepper in house that you were thinking about drinking on the entire drive home from work in traffic on a hot July afternoon with no A/C and a broken driver side window motor!!! [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tips-on-wife-girlfriend-beating/20439.md?page=2)