# Tips on wife/girlfriend beating? **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [November 20, 2006, 12:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tips-on-wife-girlfriend-beating/20439 "2006-11-20T12:27:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![djdstar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/djdstar/32/7617_2.png) [@djdstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/djdstar)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2006, 12:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tips-on-wife-girlfriend-beating/20439/21 "2006-11-20T12:56:14Z")
> [@vq30de](#): > > Dude. Wife beating is funny in my book. But this thread totally blows. Possibly because whenever I think of you I think of a walking advertisment for horrible fashion. > > \<3 Your posts just give me an aneurysm every time I read them they’re so overwhelmingly funny. ---
**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2006, 12:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tips-on-wife-girlfriend-beating/20439/22 "2006-11-20T12:57:13Z")
> [@Zong](#): > > Joking is OK, but no guy should ever hit a girl. I don’t know, there are those lady’s at the store giving the cashier nothing but shit. I may hit one of them in the future. ---
**Author:** ![vq30de](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/9dc877/32.png) [@vq30de](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/vq30de)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2006, 12:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tips-on-wife-girlfriend-beating/20439/23 "2006-11-20T12:57:41Z")
> [@DarkkstaR](#): > > Your posts just give me an aneurysm every time I read them they’re so overwhelmingly funny. Your posts give me a boner whenever I read them because all i can think of is easter egg shoes… ---
**Author:** ![djdstar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/djdstar/32/7617_2.png) [@djdstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/djdstar)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2006, 1:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tips-on-wife-girlfriend-beating/20439/24 "2006-11-20T13:00:22Z")
> [@vq30de](#): > > Your posts give me a boner whenever I read them because all i can think of is easter egg shoes… A+++ reply, would read again. Delivers. ---
**Author:** ![vq30de](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/9dc877/32.png) [@vq30de](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/vq30de)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2006, 1:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tips-on-wife-girlfriend-beating/20439/25 "2006-11-20T13:02:26Z")
Ill get back on topic. I win. Because one of my ex gf’s has an eating disorder now FTW! ---
**Author:** ![Johnnylude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2acd7d/32.png) [@Johnnylude](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Johnnylude)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2006, 1:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tips-on-wife-girlfriend-beating/20439/26 "2006-11-20T13:02:49Z")
This thread is useless without pics! ---
**Author:** ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2006, 1:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tips-on-wife-girlfriend-beating/20439/27 "2006-11-20T13:06:17Z")
> [@newman](#): > > just urinate on them to degrade them. or hide a camera in teh bedroom, fuck her like a cheap hooker, and start playing it for your friends 5 minutes before she gets home from work nothing is more degrading to a woman them walking in on her bf showing his friends his secret porn that she stared in ---
**Author:** ![Johnnylude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2acd7d/32.png) [@Johnnylude](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Johnnylude)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2006, 1:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tips-on-wife-girlfriend-beating/20439/28 "2006-11-20T13:17:05Z")
or you can make her eat all her meals on the floor underneath the kitchen table… while u sit on a chair and watch ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2006, 1:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tips-on-wife-girlfriend-beating/20439/29 "2006-11-20T13:18:50Z")
If I ever go to Florida I want to punch every old lady in the face that even considers purchasing a computer. ---
**Author:** ![Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blue_eyed_devil/32/7292_2.png) [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2006, 1:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tips-on-wife-girlfriend-beating/20439/30 "2006-11-20T13:19:42Z")
Don, you should really hide your passwords. ---
**Author:** ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2006, 1:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tips-on-wife-girlfriend-beating/20439/31 "2006-11-20T13:23:43Z")
or constantly ask her if shes “purged” today, and make comments about how her jeans look extra snug recently > [@Johnnylude](#): > > or you can make her eat all her meals on the floor underneath the kitchen table… while u sit on a chair and watch bwahahah … beautiful ---
**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2006, 1:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tips-on-wife-girlfriend-beating/20439/32 "2006-11-20T13:34:24Z")
> [@FuzzyFish](#): > > If I ever go to Florida I want to punch every old lady in the face that even considers purchasing a computer. I know exactly what you are talking about. mrs. roesnsteinbergowitz ---
**Author:** ![LAFENGAS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lafengas/32/7573_2.png) [@LAFENGAS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LAFENGAS)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2006, 1:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tips-on-wife-girlfriend-beating/20439/33 "2006-11-20T13:40:07Z")
> [@Johnnylude](#): > > Anal bruises cant be seen… tell your girlfriend to shave her asshole then… please. ---
**Author:** ![ImportMuscle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/importmuscle/32/7615_2.png) [@ImportMuscle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ImportMuscle)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2006, 1:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tips-on-wife-girlfriend-beating/20439/34 "2006-11-20T13:48:40Z")
> [@DarkkstaR](#): > > I’ve heard there’s stuff you can use that doesn’t leave bruises, is that true? > > I’m interesting in learning about new and exciting methods of abuse, any tips? > > I generally just hit my girlfriend with a shoe, but that’s getting boring, and I think she’s starting to get used to it. Should I buy heavier/harder shoes (maybe something in a steel toe?) or should I go to an entirely different method? > > Thanks in advance 🙂 You have a boyfreind :gay: [http://www.nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=21053](http://www.nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=21053)] -5 stars from me, would not read again, would rather commit homicide ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2006, 2:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tips-on-wife-girlfriend-beating/20439/35 "2006-11-20T14:11:53Z")
_sigh_ no one said it? Buy an F-bod… then it won’t matter if you leave a bruise ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2006, 2:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tips-on-wife-girlfriend-beating/20439/36 "2006-11-20T14:20:01Z")
Hmm. I am 100% against hitting women. But if you must do something, find a part of her that she is massivly self concious about and rip her a new one about it, though she will probably hate herself and you and break up. ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2006, 2:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tips-on-wife-girlfriend-beating/20439/37 "2006-11-20T14:22:29Z")
just call her fat until she becomes anorexic… ---
**Author:** ![rage87](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9e8a1a/32.png) [@rage87](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rage87)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2006, 2:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tips-on-wife-girlfriend-beating/20439/38 "2006-11-20T14:34:34Z")
anal sex minus lube. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2006, 2:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tips-on-wife-girlfriend-beating/20439/39 "2006-11-20T14:37:14Z")
> [@JEG](#): > > find a part of her that she is massivly self concious about For a woman that’s usually her physical appearance… ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2006, 2:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tips-on-wife-girlfriend-beating/20439/40 "2006-11-20T14:39:57Z")
> [@rage87](#): > > anal sex minus lube. still works… to rip someones ass… you just have to shove it in before they can relax their muscles [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tips-on-wife-girlfriend-beating/20439.md?page=1) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tips-on-wife-girlfriend-beating/20439.md?page=3)