# To all Shift518 Dads **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [October 3, 2011, 6:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-all-shift518-dads/260701 "2011-10-03T06:13:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2011, 1:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-all-shift518-dads/260701/21 "2011-10-03T13:46:10Z")
I talk to my six year old daughter like an adult. She has caught me off guard plenty of times, “Dad, that car disgusts me” was one of the best things I have heard her say :lol ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2011, 1:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-all-shift518-dads/260701/22 "2011-10-03T13:49:23Z")
Fuck the teletubbies ---
**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2011, 3:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-all-shift518-dads/260701/23 "2011-10-03T15:36:25Z")
> [@Help me find an animation, make 10 bucks.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/help-me-find-an-animation-make-10-bucks/45792/13): > > +rep I love your kids man, their little fucking ball busters and some may think thats not right or whatever, but you know what man, I know you love those little ball bag punching kids of yours more then anything in this world, and at the end of the day and when they’ve grown up thats all thats going to matter and shape them into decent human beings ---
**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2011, 3:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-all-shift518-dads/260701/24 "2011-10-03T15:37:50Z")
> [@!!!!!!!!lets race!!!!!!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lets-race/45789/8): > > I talk to my six year old daughter like an adult. She has caught me off guard plenty of times, “Dad, that car disgusts me” was one of the best things I have heard her say :lol few months ago were sitting on the deck, my 2 year old daughter asks me “Dad wheres the screwdriver I need to fix the deck” I hand it to her, she goes over and tries to screw down one of the studs that was sticking up on the deck a tad. ---
**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2011, 3:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-all-shift518-dads/260701/25 "2011-10-03T15:50:14Z")
^ :lol If I go out to do anything on the cars, she loves to help. I let her do little things, like tighten a bolt I already started and what not. Its amazing some of the stuff they pick up. If I let the f bomb slip in front of her, she gives me the stink eye, and says “You swore dad, but I know not to.” It only gets better, as she gets older, of course once she starts bringing little boys home, dad is going to be a hardass :rofl ---
**Author:** ![Jammer](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jammer/32/6349_2.png) [@Jammer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jammer)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2011, 4:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-all-shift518-dads/260701/26 "2011-10-03T16:18:33Z")
> [@EPIC THREAD!....GTR Stolen in Calgary - Forum finds theif (now with PICS)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/epic-thread-gtr-stolen-in-calgary-forum-finds-theif-now-with-pics/45787/32): > > there are studies that prove both sides of the coin are the correct way to talk to your infant. Schooled by liberals… not your fault, almost all teachers are liberal. Studies studies studies… gawd ---
**Author:** ![REDWGN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redwgn/32/6695_2.png) [@REDWGN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/REDWGN)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2011, 4:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-all-shift518-dads/260701/27 "2011-10-03T16:22:59Z")
> [@DSM differences?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dsm-differences/45653/26): > > Schooled by liberals… not your fault, almost all teachers are liberal. > > Studies studies studies… gawd shut up. ---
**Author:** ![Kicklow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/59ef9b/32.png) [@Kicklow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Kicklow)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2011, 4:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-all-shift518-dads/260701/28 "2011-10-03T16:23:36Z")
> [@FS:Rota's sold](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-rotas-sold/45775/14): > > its sickening. > > I know I am going to be one of those grumpy old bastards screaming at faggy little kids to get off my lawn and cut their hair before they wind up with someones cock in their mouth true story! ---
**Author:** ![Jammer](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jammer/32/6349_2.png) [@Jammer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jammer)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2011, 4:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-all-shift518-dads/260701/29 "2011-10-03T16:55:45Z")
[quote=“REDWGN,post:19,topic:45269"”] shut up. [/quote] Oh, Im so sorry , did I offend you? Awe So torry i hurt da pups feewins ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2011, 5:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-all-shift518-dads/260701/30 "2011-10-03T17:00:35Z")
> [@Shady"](#): > > I love your kids man, their little fucking ball busters and some may think thats not right or whatever, but you know what man, I know you love those little ball bag punching kids of yours more then anything in this world, and at the end of the day and when they’ve grown up thats all thats going to matter and shape them into decent human beings Ya know what I have cornballs that think I’m a terrible father for being realistic with my boys , butt ya know what my kids know how to act around people better than I do . When there wit me at my shop they help and ask what to do , granted they here me swear and whatnot but they act like one of the guys and do it away from mom and when it matters lol they have a better filter than I do . I wrestle with my kids and when they Fuck up they know it , I don’t beat my kids but they get tuned up when needed . Fuckin people are pussies about being parents cause of the baby talker hippies . Fuck em let kids play in mud , ride 4wheekers and be kids not a god damn puppet that gets coddled all there life . Christ that’s why Noone wants to work anymore or are whiny bitches. ---
**Author:** ![Jammer](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jammer/32/6349_2.png) [@Jammer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jammer)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2011, 5:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-all-shift518-dads/260701/31 "2011-10-03T17:02:10Z")
Johnny does it well… BTW, I have a dead Prez with your name on it Slow ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2011, 5:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-all-shift518-dads/260701/32 "2011-10-03T17:06:10Z")
Niceeeeee when ya gonna be up this way homie ---
**Author:** ![Eatonualive](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eatonualive/32/6442_2.png) [@Eatonualive](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eatonualive)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2011, 5:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-all-shift518-dads/260701/33 "2011-10-03T17:07:19Z")
im gonna buy a welder, a rifle, and a bottle of jack daniels for my kid on their first bday…ya know, set them up with the essentials in life. ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2011, 5:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-all-shift518-dads/260701/34 "2011-10-03T17:08:57Z")
No kids… no marriage. ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2011, 5:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-all-shift518-dads/260701/35 "2011-10-03T17:10:29Z")
Both my kids have and shoot .22,s …have j/d when they were teething. Caiden has used torches with fast before ---
**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2011, 5:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-all-shift518-dads/260701/36 "2011-10-03T17:25:39Z")
John your spelling has improved greatly. > [@HELLO](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello/45766/41): > > im gonna buy a welder, a rifle, and a bottle of jack daniels for my kid on their first bday…ya know, set them up with the essentials in life. Do it. You wont. :lol ---
**Author:** ![Eatonualive](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eatonualive/32/6442_2.png) [@Eatonualive](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eatonualive)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2011, 5:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-all-shift518-dads/260701/37 "2011-10-03T17:26:33Z")
> [@HELLO](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello/45766/42): > > Both my kids have and shoot .22,s …have j/d when they were teething. Caiden has used torches with fast before there ya go…slowmarrow if my shiftbigbrother lol ---
**Author:** ![6SPD\_S4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/6spd_s4/32/6326_2.png) [@6SPD\_S4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/6SPD_S4)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2011, 5:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-all-shift518-dads/260701/38 "2011-10-03T17:30:22Z")
> [@4:20](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/4-20/30408/279): > > No kids… no marriage. Werd up ![http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/family_decals.png](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/e/1/e1ed2186090205358b18a828231de9915a65095b.png) ---
**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2011, 5:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-all-shift518-dads/260701/39 "2011-10-03T17:32:06Z")
:rofl I hate seeing those stickers on nearly every car on the thurway. ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2011, 5:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-all-shift518-dads/260701/40 "2011-10-03T17:35:10Z")
meeee too… gonna make one with a guy then multiple dead children [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-all-shift518-dads/260701.md?page=1) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-all-shift518-dads/260701.md?page=3)