# To Ilya: PC vs. Mac debate/contest/benchmarks

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**Created:** [January 3, 2012, 1:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-ilya-pc-vs-mac-debate-contest-benchmarks/262129 "2012-01-03T01:36:11Z")
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### Author: ![AMD\_IS\_THE\_BEST](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/amd_is_the_best/32/6342_2.png) [@AMD\_IS\_THE\_BEST](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AMD_IS_THE_BEST)
#### Post date: [January 3, 2012, 8:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-ilya-pc-vs-mac-debate-contest-benchmarks/262129/41 "2012-01-03T08:52:37Z")

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> [@so ummmm yeah.....](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-ummmm-yeah/47653/9):
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> I tried to walk into the Apple store the other day, but the Mac-bouncer stopped me because I didn’t have at least 2 of the following:
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> Skinny jeans  
> Bieber haircut  
> Non-prescription Clark Kent glasses  
> Red plaid shirt  
> Chuck tailors with stupid laces  
> Septum piercing  
> Starbucks triple non-fat no foam douche-spresso
> 
> I did almost make it due to me being fat and my non skinny jeans looking almost as tight as skinny jeans though.

I’m welcomed right in there with my Armani Exchange prescription glasses! FML for having impaired vision.

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