# To my fellow coworkers... **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [November 14, 2007, 8:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-my-fellow-coworkers/38731 "2007-11-14T08:05:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 8:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-my-fellow-coworkers/38731/1 "2007-11-14T08:05:11Z")
EAT MORE FUCKING FIBER! EVEN THOUGH MY OFFICE IS ONLY 20 FEET FROM THE BATHROOM DOOR, I SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO HEAR YOU SHIT!!! I DO NOT NEED TO BE BE SERENADED BY RANDOM ASSPLOSIONS WHILE I WORK!!! :rant: :picard: That is all. 👋 ---
**Author:** ![zwarbyt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zwarbyt/32/7623_2.png) [@zwarbyt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zwarbyt)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 8:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-my-fellow-coworkers/38731/2 "2007-11-14T08:07:17Z")
your life sucks ---
**Author:** ![Mrs\_Karus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrs_karus/32/7426_2.png) [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 8:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-my-fellow-coworkers/38731/3 "2007-11-14T08:10:37Z")
ew i hate being in the bathroom when someone else is doing #2… i leave as quickly as possible. always puzzles me though…because i didn’t think girls did that. ---
**Author:** ![BuickGN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/buickgn/32/7200_2.png) [@BuickGN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BuickGN)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 8:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-my-fellow-coworkers/38731/4 "2007-11-14T08:20:07Z")
ahaha it wasnt me ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 8:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-my-fellow-coworkers/38731/5 "2007-11-14T08:30:18Z")
Better not have been. A jailbreak in someone else’s bathroom is a clear act of war. > **[OJAR - Relationship Support](http://ojar.com)** > > Relationship Support ---
**Author:** ![BuickGN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/buickgn/32/7200_2.png) [@BuickGN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BuickGN)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 8:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-my-fellow-coworkers/38731/6 "2007-11-14T08:32:46Z")
i shit in the basement here, nice and quiet ---
**Author:** ![Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blue_eyed_devil/32/7292_2.png) [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 8:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-my-fellow-coworkers/38731/7 "2007-11-14T08:33:41Z")
Wouldn’t they need less fiber? Doesn’t fiber make you worse? ---
**Author:** ![2TurboZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2turboz/32/7577_2.png) [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 8:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-my-fellow-coworkers/38731/8 "2007-11-14T08:37:25Z")
[quote=“Fry”"] EAT MORE FUCKING FIBER! EVEN THOUGH MY OFFICE IS ONLY 20 FEET FROM THE BATHROOM DOOR, I SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO HEAR YOU SHIT!!! I DO NOT NEED TO BE BE SERENADED BY RANDOM ASSPLOSIONS WHILE I WORK!!! :rant: :picard: That is all. 👋 [/quote] What building are you in? In building 2’s new remodeled locker room/bathroom I have heard some pretty nasty things go down ☹ ---
**Author:** ![BuickGN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/buickgn/32/7200_2.png) [@BuickGN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BuickGN)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 8:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-my-fellow-coworkers/38731/9 "2007-11-14T08:45:18Z")
i get to see man ass cause my bathroom is blessed with showers, not a pretty site. ---
**Author:** ![91MR2](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91mr2/32/7217_2.png) [@91MR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91MR2)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 9:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-my-fellow-coworkers/38731/10 "2007-11-14T09:26:37Z")
James, good thing in our building the bathroom is wayyy at the other end, haha. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 9:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-my-fellow-coworkers/38731/11 "2007-11-14T09:50:17Z")
[quote=“AWDrifter,post:7,topic:38731"”] Wouldn’t they need less fiber? Doesn’t fiber make you worse? [/quote] My thought is that fiber is good for digestion and these people obviously have digestive problems. :crap: I’m in 100S. First floor. Surrounded by engineers. :ohnoes: ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 9:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-my-fellow-coworkers/38731/12 "2007-11-14T09:51:06Z")
I’m going to go use BuickGN’s bathroom. Just for the man ass though, not the privacy. :gay: ---
**Author:** ![SVT3945](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/svt3945/32/7409_2.png) [@SVT3945](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SVT3945)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 9:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-my-fellow-coworkers/38731/13 "2007-11-14T09:54:24Z")
[quote=“BuickGN,post:9,topic:38731"”] i get to see man ass cause my bathroom is blessed with showers, not a pretty site. [/quote] ADD A VENDING MACHINE AND YOU ARE SET ---
**Author:** ![Geoff](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geoff/32/6104_2.png) [@Geoff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geoff)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 9:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-my-fellow-coworkers/38731/14 "2007-11-14T09:55:37Z")
I like to go on excursions to find random, hidden, unused bathrooms in my building. It kills at least a half hour at a time. oh, and the phrase “fellow coworkers” is redundant. :touchy: ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 9:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-my-fellow-coworkers/38731/15 "2007-11-14T09:57:15Z")
Three bathrooms to choose from, and only two people. :tup: ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 10:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-my-fellow-coworkers/38731/16 "2007-11-14T10:03:00Z")
[quote=“Geoff,post:14,topic:38731"”] I like to go on excursions to find random, hidden, unused bathrooms in my building. [/quote] The technical term for those are “safe havens.” See my link above. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 10:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-my-fellow-coworkers/38731/17 "2007-11-14T10:05:47Z")
COT DAMN IT WHAT THE FUCK DO THESE PEOPLE EAT?! I’m about to coat the walls in that bathroom with sound deadening foam. Shit fucking echos. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 10:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-my-fellow-coworkers/38731/18 "2007-11-14T10:14:11Z")
[quote=“Geoff,post:14,topic:38731"”] oh, and the phrase “fellow coworkers” is redundant. :touchy: [/quote] :zong: ---
**Author:** ![Pass\_McGass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pass_mcgass/32/7616_2.png) [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 10:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-my-fellow-coworkers/38731/19 "2007-11-14T10:21:17Z")
[quote=“Fry,post:17,topic:38731"”] COT DAMN IT WHAT THE FUCK DO THESE PEOPLE EAT?! I’m about to coat the walls in that bathroom with sound deadening foam. Shit fucking echos. [/quote] Are they 1 person bathrooms? If not, start turning out the lights every time you hear someone shitting. Maybe they’ll stop using that bathroom…or maybe they’ll throw a brick through your window. Either way, something interesting is bound to happen :tup: ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 10:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-my-fellow-coworkers/38731/20 "2007-11-14T10:39:17Z")
I’ll just wait for him to leave and then yell from my office “Beans for lunch, eh bob?!” [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-my-fellow-coworkers/38731.md?page=2)