# To my fellow coworkers... **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [November 14, 2007, 8:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-my-fellow-coworkers/38731 "2007-11-14T08:05:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2008, 11:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-my-fellow-coworkers/38731/41 "2008-06-04T11:36:04Z")
:lol: Bump for a PM I just received… > [@Geoff](#): > > these bathrooms have got to be the echo-iest bathrooms on the face of the planet. I’m 92% certain that my entire floor just heard me decimate that toilet. WAT GIVES? ---
**Author:** ![Eazy716](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eazy716/32/7443_2.png) [@Eazy716](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eazy716)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2008, 11:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-my-fellow-coworkers/38731/42 "2008-06-04T11:39:02Z")
wow :lol: ---
**Author:** ![The\_Russian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the_russian/32/7414_2.png) [@The\_Russian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The_Russian)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2008, 11:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-my-fellow-coworkers/38731/43 "2008-06-04T11:56:11Z")
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I am literally LOLLING! I had buffalo wild wings last night, and laid down a stream of pure napalm. A guy at the urinal says and i quote " Oh good god, my eyes are burning man, what the FUCK" I started laughing and with each contraction of my laugh, I shat. Which made it even more hilarious and made for more rapid fire machine gun shitting. Someone walked in and just said, Oh fuck this and turned around and left. ---
**Author:** ![Eazy716](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eazy716/32/7443_2.png) [@Eazy716](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eazy716)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2008, 12:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-my-fellow-coworkers/38731/44 "2008-06-04T12:09:04Z")
> [@The\_Russian](#): > > HAHAHAHAHAHAHA > > I am literally LOLLING! > > I had buffalo wild wings last night, and laid down a stream of pure napalm. > > A guy at the urinal says and i quote " Oh good god, my eyes are burning man, what the FUCK" > > I started laughing and with each contraction of my laugh, I shat. > > Which made it even more hilarious and made for more rapid fire machine gun shitting. > > Someone walked in and just said, Oh fuck this and turned around and left. :crap: lol ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2008, 12:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-my-fellow-coworkers/38731/45 "2008-06-04T12:54:26Z")
LOL!!! GEEEOFFFF you DOPE ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2008, 12:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-my-fellow-coworkers/38731/46 "2008-06-04T12:55:27Z")
Thats why I shit in the camp ground bathrooms every morning…clean toilets and I’m the only one on em lol. ---
**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2008, 1:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-my-fellow-coworkers/38731/47 "2008-06-04T13:53:00Z")
Building 52, 2nd floor mens room. Do not courtesy flush the handicapped stall… Unless you want your effluent turned into a baday (sp?) ---
**Author:** ![pdubya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f07891/32.png) [@pdubya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/pdubya)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2008, 2:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-my-fellow-coworkers/38731/48 "2008-06-04T14:45:46Z")
I prefer the “secrect” washroom where its quiet and behind 2 locked doors. Gettin paid to poop is the american dream. Then today i dont use it and am takin a piss, some guy is grunting and then i laugh , he knew who it was. He didnt look me in the face the rest of the day. wound up that he blew it up so bad that maint had to undo it ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2008, 10:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-my-fellow-coworkers/38731/49 "2008-08-13T10:56:05Z")
HOLY FUCKING SHIT! I’m tempted to call safety. I’m pretty sure someone’s slaughtering a cow in there right now. ---
**Author:** ![97FormulaWS-6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/97formulaws-6/32/7384_2.png) [@97FormulaWS-6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97FormulaWS-6)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2008, 11:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-my-fellow-coworkers/38731/50 "2008-08-13T11:05:04Z")
:crap::biglaugh: ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2008, 11:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-my-fellow-coworkers/38731/51 "2008-08-13T11:15:15Z")
…I don’t think the guy ever came out. :meh2: ---
**Author:** ![97FormulaWS-6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/97formulaws-6/32/7384_2.png) [@97FormulaWS-6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97FormulaWS-6)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2008, 11:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-my-fellow-coworkers/38731/52 "2008-08-13T11:19:12Z")
Maybe he’s slaughtering himself… go check and report back if there’s blood or feces all over the walls… ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2008, 11:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-my-fellow-coworkers/38731/53 "2008-08-13T11:21:17Z")
I don’t know wtf I ate yesterday, but I’ve had to shit 3 fuckin times already today. My asshole feels like its been draining acid. The worst is when you gotta shit like its gonna be soup, but then you just blast out a giant fuckin dino turd and you get mad splashback. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Russian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the_russian/32/7414_2.png) [@The\_Russian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The_Russian)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2008, 11:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-my-fellow-coworkers/38731/54 "2008-08-13T11:25:44Z")
So the other night, 2 nights ago. I made enchiladas, and then had them for lunch yesterday and then had buffalo wild wings for dinner. I Shat 5 times yesterday and each time I swear I was shitting lava. It burned soooo bad, and was soooo potent. I let out a silent fart in my cube during the day that was one of those ones tat you barely even feel, because its just like “puff” It stank up my whole cube row for 20 minutes, the management thought a rat died in the air vents and had maintenence checking shit out. My anus is still recovering from being on fire all day yesterday. ---
**Author:** ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2008, 11:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-my-fellow-coworkers/38731/55 "2008-08-13T11:27:00Z")
Fiber makes your shit more wet. so if they are having the shits, they should be eating boiled eggs or other large quanitys of protien. ---
**Author:** ![Geoff](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geoff/32/6104_2.png) [@Geoff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geoff)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2008, 7:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-my-fellow-coworkers/38731/56 "2008-10-31T07:42:10Z")
bump because I just heard someone whistling “don’t cry for me argentina” in the bathroom. ---
**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2008, 7:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-my-fellow-coworkers/38731/57 "2008-10-31T07:43:26Z")
Nothing helps pass the time on the can better than a little broadway musical. ---
**Author:** ![MOBOOST4U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f4b2a3/32.png) [@MOBOOST4U](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MOBOOST4U)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2008, 7:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-my-fellow-coworkers/38731/58 "2008-10-31T07:43:57Z")
Great tune ---
**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2008, 8:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-my-fellow-coworkers/38731/59 "2008-10-31T08:03:17Z")
Was it before or after the flush? ---
**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2008, 8:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-my-fellow-coworkers/38731/60 "2008-10-31T08:29:15Z")
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