# To the cool kid riding shotgun in his boys altima **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Automotive\ **Created:** [April 13, 2012, 3:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-the-cool-kid-riding-shotgun-in-his-boys-altima/222109 "2012-04-13T15:30:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![rugsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rugsr/32/7474_2.png) [@rugsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rugsr)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2012, 3:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-the-cool-kid-riding-shotgun-in-his-boys-altima/222109/1 "2012-04-13T15:30:59Z")
No…I’m not a pussy. Im Sorry I didn’t race your friends Altima on the blvd at 6pm in bumper to bumper traffic. Your right though, we should have gunned it and slammed on the brakes 50’ ahead or maybe even hit someone. But, if you insist, yes… Yes I am a pussy. You know the saying, you are what you eat. Next time douche Ps-I usually don’t do this. Actually I never do this but I had to. Its Friday, its sunny, the top was down and things were perfect…till you entered my life. No worries, you didn’t make that much of an impact. By tomorrow or maybe even tonight I will laugh about how awesome you looked screaming out the window riding…shotgun ---
**Author:** ![bracketracer](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bracketracer/32/15592_2.png) [@bracketracer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bracketracer)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2012, 3:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-the-cool-kid-riding-shotgun-in-his-boys-altima/222109/2 "2012-04-13T15:32:53Z")
LOL. Excellent ---
**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2012, 4:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-the-cool-kid-riding-shotgun-in-his-boys-altima/222109/3 "2012-04-13T16:55:12Z")
> [@rugsr"](#): > > No…I’m not a pussy. Im Sorry I didn’t race your friends Altima on the blvd at 6pm in bumper to bumper traffic. Your right though, we should have gunned it and slammed on the brakes 50’ ahead or maybe even hit someone. > > But, if you insist, yes… Yes I am a pussy. You know the saying, you are what you eat. > > Next time douche > > Ps-I usually don’t do this. Actually I never do this but I had to. Its Friday, its sunny, the top was down and things were perfect…till you entered my life. No worries, you didn’t make that much of an impact. By tomorrow or maybe even tonight I will laugh about how awesome you looked screaming out the window riding…shotgun You should know by now. This is what you get when you drive a vert. For some reason, when you are top down, every ass hat and his brother needs to yell shit at you. Some of my favorites. Kids at a bus stop that yelled “nice car fag” to which I just asked if they were waiting for the bus. or Dudebro that told me it was a “fggt 4 banger” (maybe because I passed him on the off ramp to the NFB) so I ripped a heater… Normal adult response. ---
**Author:** ![Neon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f19dbf/32.png) [@Neon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Neon)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2012, 5:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-the-cool-kid-riding-shotgun-in-his-boys-altima/222109/4 "2012-04-13T17:44:24Z")
> [@Minglor](#): > > For some reason when you are top down every ass hat and his brother needs to yell shit at you. > Some of my favorites. > Kids at a bus stop that yelled “nice car fag” Hahahahaha ---
**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2012, 6:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-the-cool-kid-riding-shotgun-in-his-boys-altima/222109/5 "2012-04-13T18:46:31Z")
the second insult mingle heard was way better. 100% STOCK! ---
**Author:** ![deebo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deebo/32/5218_2.png) [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2012, 7:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-the-cool-kid-riding-shotgun-in-his-boys-altima/222109/6 "2012-04-13T19:09:53Z")
I had girls on a schoolbus yell “your car is hot and i want to suck your dick” true story. it was kind of awkward. Lol ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2012, 7:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-the-cool-kid-riding-shotgun-in-his-boys-altima/222109/7 "2012-04-13T19:27:26Z")
\*you’re ---
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2012, 7:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-the-cool-kid-riding-shotgun-in-his-boys-altima/222109/8 "2012-04-13T19:31:10Z")
Buy a motorcycle, it’s just as bad. “12 o’clock that shit brooo!” “My best friends cousins fiances sister had a bike like that, hers was wayy faster though” ---
**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2012, 7:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-the-cool-kid-riding-shotgun-in-his-boys-altima/222109/9 "2012-04-13T19:34:55Z")
> [@deebo](#): > > I had girls on a schoolbus yell “your car is hot and i want to suck your dick” true story. it was kind of awkward. Lol Ackward before or after the blowie? > [@dawn](#): > > the second insult mingle heard was way better. > > 100% STOCK! I tend to tell people that a lot…Yell at me in traffic = stupid answers. ---
**Author:** ![robftw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6bbea6/32.png) [@robftw](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/robftw)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2012, 8:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-the-cool-kid-riding-shotgun-in-his-boys-altima/222109/10 "2012-04-13T20:03:17Z")
About a year ago in my other 280z i had some kid at a stop light calling me a faggot cause the car was painted in chalkboard paint and was full of drawings and stuff from the NYspeed bbq or drift event (dont remember which one it was) Once we started moving in traffic my friend in the passenger seat threw his mcdonalds milkshake out the window at the kids car… It was like jesus himself threw that milkshake, it went right in the sunroof and exploded all over his car. I nearly pissed myself laughing, he pulled over Never saw him again. ---
**Author:** ![rugsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rugsr/32/7474_2.png) [@rugsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rugsr)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2012, 8:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-the-cool-kid-riding-shotgun-in-his-boys-altima/222109/11 "2012-04-13T20:14:51Z")
> [@Motocrossx23](#): > > Buy a motorcycle, it’s just as bad. > > “12 o’clock that shit brooo!” > > “My best friends cousins fiances sister had a bike like that, hers was wayy faster though” Lol true and awesome Those are good Yea, let the summer begin ---------- Post added at 11:14 PM ---------- Previous post was at 11:13 PM ---------- > [@robftw](#): > > About a year ago in my other 280z i had some kid at a stop light calling me a faggot cause the car was painted in chalkboard paint and was full of drawings and stuff from the NYspeed bbq or drift event (dont remember which one it was) > > Once we started moving in traffic my friend in the passenger seat threw his mcdonalds milkshake out the window at the kids car… It was like jesus himself threw that milkshake, it went right in the sunroof and exploded all over his car. > > I nearly pissed myself laughing, he pulled over Never saw him again. Hagahahaha awesome! ---
**Author:** ![robftw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6bbea6/32.png) [@robftw](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/robftw)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2012, 8:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-the-cool-kid-riding-shotgun-in-his-boys-altima/222109/12 "2012-04-13T20:23:15Z")
i would never do something like that to someones car personally, i just find it wrong to fuck with someone elses vehicle. But holy shit what my buddy did was hilarious, i really hope that kid never fucked with anyone in traffic again. ---
**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2012, 9:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-the-cool-kid-riding-shotgun-in-his-boys-altima/222109/13 "2012-04-13T21:21:24Z")
> [@robftw](#): > > i would never do something like that to someones car personally, i just find it wrong to fuck with someone elses vehicle. > > But holy shit what my buddy did was hilarious, i really hope that kid never fucked with anyone in traffic again. I would. Milkshake + windshield = blind. ---
**Author:** ![08GT500](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/08gt500/32/5417_2.png) [@08GT500](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/08GT500)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2012, 2:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-the-cool-kid-riding-shotgun-in-his-boys-altima/222109/14 "2012-04-14T02:46:40Z")
> [@Minglor](#): > > I would. Milkshake + windshield = blind. = head on collision? ---
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2012, 4:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-the-cool-kid-riding-shotgun-in-his-boys-altima/222109/15 "2012-04-14T04:57:01Z")
= free milkshake? Maybe I’m just a cup half full kinda guy… ---
**Author:** ![honda4life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/honda4life/32/5300_2.png) [@honda4life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/honda4life)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2012, 5:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-the-cool-kid-riding-shotgun-in-his-boys-altima/222109/16 "2012-04-14T05:29:28Z")
> [@deebo](#): > > I had girls on a schoolbus yell “your car is hot and i want to suck your dick” true story. it was kind of awkward. Lol Lol, like they say if there is grass on the field play ball… ---
**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2012, 6:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-the-cool-kid-riding-shotgun-in-his-boys-altima/222109/17 "2012-04-14T06:44:33Z")
> [@honda4life](#): > > Lol, like they say if there is grass on the field play ball… If there isn’t any grass on the field, play in the mud. ---
**Author:** ![rugsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rugsr/32/7474_2.png) [@rugsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rugsr)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2012, 7:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-the-cool-kid-riding-shotgun-in-his-boys-altima/222109/18 "2012-04-14T07:42:37Z")
Wtf^ lol ---
**Author:** ![Spam16v](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/spam16v/32/5287_2.png) [@Spam16v](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Spam16v)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2012, 7:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-the-cool-kid-riding-shotgun-in-his-boys-altima/222109/19 "2012-04-14T07:59:50Z")
> [@Paulo](#): > > If there isn’t any grass on the field, play in the mud. ![http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQK6h7tB5RWJZuY2cvsd2FdRwheRwWm5NnnxWezhTBQEru5563jgDkbVDV7](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/d/f/df72fe1a33f4473e7a836946b80d3612c4b86b90.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Neon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f19dbf/32.png) [@Neon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Neon)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2012, 8:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-the-cool-kid-riding-shotgun-in-his-boys-altima/222109/20 "2012-04-14T08:05:30Z")
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