# To the Geese on Essjay Rd.... (next to the Williamsville Wegmans) **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [July 7, 2009, 5:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-the-geese-on-essjay-rd-next-to-the-williamsville-wegmans/70173 "2009-07-07T05:16:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![LAFENGAS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lafengas/32/7573_2.png) [@LAFENGAS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LAFENGAS)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2009, 5:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-the-geese-on-essjay-rd-next-to-the-williamsville-wegmans/70173/1 "2009-07-07T05:16:20Z")
I AM GOING TO KILL EVERY ONE OF YOU AND THEN PUNCH ALL OF YOUR CORPSES! Every fucking day i have to wait 5 minutes for 6 of these bastards to cross the road. Then GET THIS… today, about 15 minutes ago I’m driving down Essjay and see a half dozen of these fuckers trying to land in the road coming straight at me. I Slam on my brakes…wait about 3secs and BOOM… BOOM…2 of them land/hit head first into my bumper. Honestly? How stupid are these things? next time i’m not stopping when they cross. If any one of you Geese end up reading this…please post. I would like to hear your side of the story. /RANT. ---
**Author:** ![dirtye30](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dirtye30/32/7333_2.png) [@dirtye30](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dirtye30)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2009, 5:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-the-geese-on-essjay-rd-next-to-the-williamsville-wegmans/70173/2 "2009-07-07T05:18:24Z")
they seem to have a certain arrogance to them as well ---
**Author:** ![LAFENGAS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lafengas/32/7573_2.png) [@LAFENGAS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LAFENGAS)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2009, 5:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-the-geese-on-essjay-rd-next-to-the-williamsville-wegmans/70173/3 "2009-07-07T05:19:52Z")
> [@dirtye30](#): > > they seem to have a certain arrogance to them as well fucking williamsville. ---
**Author:** ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2009, 5:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-the-geese-on-essjay-rd-next-to-the-williamsville-wegmans/70173/4 "2009-07-07T05:21:47Z")
They do this over on Audubon by my office…I wonder how they survive since they obviously have no fear of a car moving at 50mph lol ---
**Author:** ![LAFENGAS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lafengas/32/7573_2.png) [@LAFENGAS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LAFENGAS)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2009, 5:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-the-geese-on-essjay-rd-next-to-the-williamsville-wegmans/70173/5 "2009-07-07T05:24:23Z")
I just want to grab one by the neck and whip it against a tree. ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2009, 5:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-the-geese-on-essjay-rd-next-to-the-williamsville-wegmans/70173/6 "2009-07-07T05:25:24Z")
Pretty sure they’re signed up over on roclife. You might want to try posting there. ---
**Author:** ![Geoff](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geoff/32/6104_2.png) [@Geoff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geoff)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2009, 5:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-the-geese-on-essjay-rd-next-to-the-williamsville-wegmans/70173/7 "2009-07-07T05:26:17Z")
> [@LAFENGAS](#): > > I just want to grab one by the neck and whip it against a tree. :tup::tup: :tup: :tup: I hate those shit factories ---
**Author:** ![Jskrapper](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jskrapper/32/7570_2.png) [@Jskrapper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jskrapper)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2009, 5:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-the-geese-on-essjay-rd-next-to-the-williamsville-wegmans/70173/8 "2009-07-07T05:27:39Z")
quality thread. :lol: Before I pass judgment on these dumbasses, I would like to hear their side of the story. ---
**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2009, 5:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-the-geese-on-essjay-rd-next-to-the-williamsville-wegmans/70173/9 "2009-07-07T05:34:18Z")
> [@LAFENGAS](#): > > I just want to grab one by the neck and whip it against a tree. I laughed. I opened this thread and expected death threats A+ If the geese are members…does he get banned? ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2009, 5:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-the-geese-on-essjay-rd-next-to-the-williamsville-wegmans/70173/10 "2009-07-07T05:48:04Z")
> [@LAFENGAS](#): > > I just want to grab one by the neck and whip it against a tree. I lol’d ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2009, 5:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-the-geese-on-essjay-rd-next-to-the-williamsville-wegmans/70173/11 "2009-07-07T05:50:18Z")
Dude I talked to one of them today and apparently you need to slow the fuck down asshole. ---
**Author:** ![Jagermeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f19dbf/32.png) [@Jagermeister](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jagermeister)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2009, 5:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-the-geese-on-essjay-rd-next-to-the-williamsville-wegmans/70173/12 "2009-07-07T05:51:02Z")
> [@Minglor](#): > > If the geese are members…does he get banned? Why do you assume they are males? There are females members on here too, you sexist pig. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2009, 5:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-the-geese-on-essjay-rd-next-to-the-williamsville-wegmans/70173/13 "2009-07-07T05:52:00Z")
> [@Jagermeister](#): > > Why do you assume they are males? There are females members on here too, you sexist pig. Oh wow you read that wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blue_eyed_devil/32/7292_2.png) [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2009, 6:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-the-geese-on-essjay-rd-next-to-the-williamsville-wegmans/70173/14 "2009-07-07T06:13:56Z")
Paintball. ---
**Author:** ![LAFENGAS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lafengas/32/7573_2.png) [@LAFENGAS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LAFENGAS)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2009, 6:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-the-geese-on-essjay-rd-next-to-the-williamsville-wegmans/70173/15 "2009-07-07T06:23:28Z")
> [@Blue Eyed Devil](#): > > Paintball gun w/ marbles. edited. ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2009, 6:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-the-geese-on-essjay-rd-next-to-the-williamsville-wegmans/70173/16 "2009-07-07T06:24:36Z")
![http://www.cbdistributorsinc.com/images/Alka-Seltzer-Box.gif](http://www.cbdistributorsinc.com/images/Alka-Seltzer-Box.gif) ---
**Author:** ![Southtowns27](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/southtowns27/32/5002_2.png) [@Southtowns27](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Southtowns27)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2009, 6:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-the-geese-on-essjay-rd-next-to-the-williamsville-wegmans/70173/17 "2009-07-07T06:27:18Z")
I thought alka-seltzer was for seagulls? ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Goose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee59a6/32.png) [@Dr\_Goose](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr_Goose)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2009, 6:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-the-geese-on-essjay-rd-next-to-the-williamsville-wegmans/70173/18 "2009-07-07T06:31:11Z")
Dear Sir, I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: “Go fuck yourself” -Dr. Martin Luther Goose, Jr. ---
**Author:** ![JUICEDSS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/juicedss/32/7185_2.png) [@JUICEDSS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JUICEDSS)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2009, 6:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-the-geese-on-essjay-rd-next-to-the-williamsville-wegmans/70173/19 "2009-07-07T06:33:40Z")
Last year one of those damn things tried to knock me off the bike on Sheridan drive. Apparently I was in their take off zone from the golf course. ---
**Author:** ![psphinx81](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9a140/32.png) [@psphinx81](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psphinx81)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2009, 6:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-the-geese-on-essjay-rd-next-to-the-williamsville-wegmans/70173/20 "2009-07-07T06:43:57Z")
> [@Dr. Goose](#): > > Dear Sir, > > I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: “Go fuck yourself” > > -Dr. Martin Luther Goose, Jr. rofl! [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-the-geese-on-essjay-rd-next-to-the-williamsville-wegmans/70173.md?page=2)