# To the older woman watching me buying condoms

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-the-older-woman-watching-me-buying-condoms/240286>\
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [November 19, 2008, 2:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-the-older-woman-watching-me-buying-condoms/240286 "2008-11-19T14:50:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 2:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-the-older-woman-watching-me-buying-condoms/240286/1 "2008-11-19T14:50:01Z")

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I was the 20 something guy holding two bottles of chardonay in the condom section of the Dominick’s. You were the lovely lady in her 50’s peering over my shoulder as I made my selection. I was not aware of your presence until the audible gasp when I reached for a box of ribbed magnums. My date did not go exactly as planned; the wine went down ok but I forgot to use the magnums in the heat of the moment and I think I may have gotten the clap. Long story short I still have a dozen condoms left over if you are interested in going out sometime…

:giggedy

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**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 2:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-the-older-woman-watching-me-buying-condoms/240286/2 "2008-11-19T14:52:41Z")

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I saw that.

Condoms FTL btw. :umm

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**Author:** ![Mowgli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7c8e57/32.png) [@Mowgli](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mowgli)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 7:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-the-older-woman-watching-me-buying-condoms/240286/3 "2008-11-19T19:07:12Z")

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A+. Will read again.

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**Author:** ![Shawn96VR-4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Shawn96VR-4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shawn96VR-4)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 7:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-the-older-woman-watching-me-buying-condoms/240286/4 "2008-11-19T19:07:56Z")

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The joys of long term relationships.

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**Author:** ![91teg](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91teg/32/6304_2.png) [@91teg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91teg)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 7:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-the-older-woman-watching-me-buying-condoms/240286/5 "2008-11-19T19:12:27Z")

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im not helping you pay child support :lol

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**Author:** ![Shawn96VR-4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Shawn96VR-4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shawn96VR-4)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 7:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-the-older-woman-watching-me-buying-condoms/240286/6 "2008-11-19T19:43:49Z")

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> [@91 teg](#):
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> im not helping you pay child support :lol

No worries. Obama said Jammer/JClark are. Free monies for all#($\*@

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**Author:** ![91teg](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91teg/32/6304_2.png) [@91teg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91teg)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2008, 2:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-the-older-woman-watching-me-buying-condoms/240286/7 "2008-11-21T14:44:43Z")

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> [@Shawn96VR-4](#):
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> No worries. Obama said Jammer/JClark are. Free monies for all#($\*@

:lol