# To the two women smoking a bong in front of the window at my office...

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-the-two-women-smoking-a-bong-in-front-of-the-window-at-my-office/70530>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [July 14, 2009, 12:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-the-two-women-smoking-a-bong-in-front-of-the-window-at-my-office/70530 "2009-07-14T12:30:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 17\
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**Author:** ![nytalonTSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nytalontsi/32/5399_2.png) [@nytalonTSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nytalonTSi)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2009, 8:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-the-two-women-smoking-a-bong-in-front-of-the-window-at-my-office/70530/161 "2009-07-16T20:26:15Z")

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> [@Joe](#):
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> how much less could cops care?

Judging by people that walk smoking a weed blunt right by a cop and get away with it, they don’t care period.

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**Author:** ![khoveraki](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/khoveraki/32/5131_2.png) [@khoveraki](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/khoveraki)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2009, 11:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-the-two-women-smoking-a-bong-in-front-of-the-window-at-my-office/70530/162 "2009-07-17T11:47:48Z")

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> [@dawn](#):
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> Are your panties still in a bunch because I disagree with 20 year olds getting engaged/married? Please explain to me how I’m supposed to act. Thanks.

You can go back a year+ to when I first said you’re the most retarded poster on nyspeed.

_Things dawn does:_

hates thongs for medical reasons?  
dates moron stoners  
has commitment issues  
posts emo song lyrics in her signature  
posts shady 8th grade health class “facts” without sourcing  
has no tits  
blames birth control for being fat  
might have a mustache  
thinks she can be stupid online because she’s a girl  
is on a car forum all the time but has a stock base model impreza?

_Things dawn should do:_

not post like a 16 year old girl on myspace  
stop pretending like we all want to see her naked

Just sayin’, you’re really annoying and contribute little to nothing.

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**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2009, 1:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-the-two-women-smoking-a-bong-in-front-of-the-window-at-my-office/70530/163 "2009-07-17T13:12:04Z")

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Fuck…I forgot the internet was so srs…

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**Author:** ![cougarspeed](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cougarspeed/32/7468_2.png) [@cougarspeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cougarspeed)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2009, 1:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-the-two-women-smoking-a-bong-in-front-of-the-window-at-my-office/70530/164 "2009-07-17T13:15:03Z")

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> [@Minglor](#):
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> Fuck…I forgot the internet was so srs…

Heaters?

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**Author:** ![khoveraki](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/khoveraki/32/5131_2.png) [@khoveraki](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/khoveraki)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2009, 1:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-the-two-women-smoking-a-bong-in-front-of-the-window-at-my-office/70530/165 "2009-07-17T13:16:25Z")

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> [@Minglor](#):
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> Fuck…I forgot the internet was so srs…

![http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff175/IrishManX/1189106133626.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/4/6/46aa5f5a5de78f731d38600d5458a53ba742d939.jpeg)

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**Author:** ![Pass\_McGass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pass_mcgass/32/7616_2.png) [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2009, 1:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-the-two-women-smoking-a-bong-in-front-of-the-window-at-my-office/70530/166 "2009-07-17T13:17:31Z")

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> [@Minglor](#):
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> Weed is for fags dot com.

Do you still talk to your brother or any of that crew? lol

Hell, HOD wouldn’t be a successful business without weed. I bet half of their creations were done so under the influence.

> [@1G2GDSM](#):
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> Judging by people that walk smoking a weed blunt right by a cop and get away with it, they don’t care period.

So you’re agreeing with yourself that they could care a lot less?

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**Author:** ![Treads4Heads](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/treads4heads/32/7416_2.png) [@Treads4Heads](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Treads4Heads)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2009, 1:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-the-two-women-smoking-a-bong-in-front-of-the-window-at-my-office/70530/167 "2009-07-17T13:18:17Z")

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> [@khoveraki](#):
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> You can go back a year+ to when I first said you’re the most retarded poster on nyspeed.
> 
> _Things dawn does:_
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> hates thongs for medical reasons?  
> dates moron stoners  
> has commitment issues  
> posts emo song lyrics in her signature  
> posts shady 8th grade health class “facts” without sourcing  
> has no tits  
> blames birth control for being fat  
> might have a mustache  
> thinks she can be stupid online because she’s a girl  
> is on a car forum all the time but has a stock base model impreza?
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> _Things dawn should do:_
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> not post like a 16 year old girl on myspace  
> stop pretending like we all want to see her naked
> 
> Just sayin’, you’re really annoying and contribute little to nothing.

I now see where you have your title from. I spent a while ragging on dawn for her weight untill I finally chatted with her and shes pretty fucking cool. Several other members on here will vouch for her as shes more than just a “girl on a car forum”. So get your head out of your ass and go grapple around with some sweaty men faggot.

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**Author:** ![klug](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/klug/32/5222_2.png) [@klug](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/klug)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2009, 1:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-the-two-women-smoking-a-bong-in-front-of-the-window-at-my-office/70530/168 "2009-07-17T13:53:13Z")

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> [@1G2GDSM](#):
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> At my job i step out for fresh air and there you go, i see crackbabies with their pipes and choreboy killing another Bic lighter.

yeah in niagara falls…

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**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2009, 7:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-the-two-women-smoking-a-bong-in-front-of-the-window-at-my-office/70530/169 "2009-07-17T19:43:14Z")

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> [@khoveraki](#):
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> You can go back a year+ to when I first said you’re the most retarded poster on nyspeed.
> 
> **\<insert\>sweet list of things about dawn**
> 
> Just sayin’, you’re really annoying and contribute little to nothing.

OOOOHHHHH. siqqqqq burn brooooo. Shit, I better go kill myself or something. I’m glad you pay detailed attention to my posts. Here’s my sweet rebuttle.

- Thongs ARE disgusting.

- I am not dating anyone.

- I definetely do not have commitment issues. I’ve been in 2 srs bsns relationships, and the first one lasted 5+ years.

- Dustin Kensrue is a better musician than anything that you probably listen to. And the lyrics are fucking RAD. IT’S ME TO A T. I like fast foreign cars. What can I say?

- Sorry I posted some facts about weed?

- Sorry I have no tits? I didn’t pick out the size. If it was my choice I’d have a nice B cup. But I guess that didn’t work out.

- Birth control did make me “fat.” I have stopped taking it, because I’m not in a relationship anymore, and I already lost 6 pounds. So that’s pretty awesome. Actually, fuck that. I was never fucking fat. I’m a size 7/9.

- I do not have a mustache. Sorry.

- I can be stupid because I can be stupid. Not because I’m a girl. I can do whatever the fuck I want, thank you.

- It wasn’t a base model impreza, retard. It was an RS. And I no longer have it. I’ve also had some pretty rad cars before that. That’s why I’m on a car forum. BECAUSE I LIKE CARS. ACTUALLY, I LOVE THEM. I WANT TO MARRY THEM. LOOK, NO COMMITMENT ISSUES. I WANT TO MARRY CARS. (Oh, there I go being stupid again. Shit.)

- I’m 20. I act like a 20 year old girl. Actually, I don’t even know how 20 year old girls are supposed to act. But I guess you do.

- I don’t even want to see myself naked, so I’m pretty sure I don’t want anyone on this board to see me naked! HAHAHAH. Actually, scratch that. 108 people on this board wants to see me naked. And stick it in me. There’s proof.

PS. If I’m annoying, you can always put me on your ignore list. You do know that right?  
PPS. You’re just mad because I talked shit about you getting engaged. I said congrats. What else do you want from me? Apologize for posting my opinions?

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**Author:** ![fiend540](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bcef8e/32.png) [@fiend540](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fiend540)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2009, 7:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-the-two-women-smoking-a-bong-in-front-of-the-window-at-my-office/70530/170 "2009-07-17T19:49:03Z")

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LoL at the bandwagon dawn hate

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**Author:** ![Vrooom](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vrooom/32/7198_2.png) [@Vrooom](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vrooom)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2009, 7:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-the-two-women-smoking-a-bong-in-front-of-the-window-at-my-office/70530/171 "2009-07-17T19:49:07Z")

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…woah…

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**Author:** ![khoveraki](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/khoveraki/32/5131_2.png) [@khoveraki](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/khoveraki)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2009, 7:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-the-two-women-smoking-a-bong-in-front-of-the-window-at-my-office/70530/172 "2009-07-17T19:55:07Z")

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ewwww sideburns on a girl.

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**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2009, 7:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-the-two-women-smoking-a-bong-in-front-of-the-window-at-my-office/70530/173 "2009-07-17T19:57:03Z")

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God you’re a fucking idiot. What do YOU contribute?

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**Author:** ![khoveraki](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/khoveraki/32/5131_2.png) [@khoveraki](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/khoveraki)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2009, 7:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-the-two-women-smoking-a-bong-in-front-of-the-window-at-my-office/70530/174 "2009-07-17T19:57:17Z")

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![http://www.niecynash.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/reno9111-209x300.jpg](http://www.niecynash.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/reno9111-209x300.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2009, 8:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-the-two-women-smoking-a-bong-in-front-of-the-window-at-my-office/70530/175 "2009-07-17T20:31:28Z")

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> [@Pass McGass](#):
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> Do you still talk to your brother or any of that crew? lol
> 
> Hell, HOD wouldn’t be a successful business without weed. I bet half of their creations were done so under the influence.

Hell yeah, Such a good group of dudes.

And making fun of dawn is so 2005/buffaloshows

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**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2009, 8:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-the-two-women-smoking-a-bong-in-front-of-the-window-at-my-office/70530/176 "2009-07-17T20:34:18Z")

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Omg buffaloshows is totally 2001/2002! I think I might go over there and say hi.

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**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2009, 6:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-the-two-women-smoking-a-bong-in-front-of-the-window-at-my-office/70530/177 "2009-07-19T18:27:28Z")

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> [@dirtye30](#):
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> so well say you were smoking beaster or some other mid grade at 200 an ounce x7 days = 1400 a week. thats a lot of scratch to be spending on trees. how could you afford it? you must have grown your own and sold it to stay afloat. in which case you had to pay ungodly amounts for electric and nutrients plus the startup cost for your hydro/organic setupm if you were doing it indoor, thus escalating your 1400 to about 1550 weekly (well waive the startup costs of about 1g per 25 plants). outdoors is the same deal except you have to have quite a bit of property to conceal it. now with all that outgoing money you have to bring some in so you are seling some too. if your headstash is a Zip each day, you must be moving at least a twice that daily to break even. but then that doesn’t really work out either. your average yield on a nice indoor strain like Afghan is about 1oz each plant. so if you are killing off three of them daily and your harvests on on weekly cycles where you harvest 21 plants a week and each plant has a cycle of two months (thats a little short but i figure you have, at this point, enough knowledge to clone instead of starting from beans and they are already rootbound and flowering) you have 112 plants growing in cycles at any given time(again this number is derived on the premise that you are cloning females otherwise it would be much greater) so say you can hide your 112 plants from johnny law with no issue. now you cant just sell pot and not have a job that pays the bills to keep uncle sam in the dark. where did you find the time to do both? maybe im just being ignorant to something here? if i am clue me in :snky: because you had it made. it just doesnt seem to make sense is all im saying. mayyyyyyyyyybe pot really does have a bigger effect on your, uh… i forgot :gotme:
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> im not saying it isn’t possible. just unlikely and not very economical
> 
> This is all purely hypothetical knowledge coming from a benchbotonist. ive never seen this stuff i just watch alot of TV and read books and magazines.

BRO

STOP SMOKING POT, YOU ARE MAKING THIS TOO COMPLICATED.

ITS REALLY SIMPLE. REALLY.

I SOLD A LOT OF POT. A LOT. A. FUCKING. LOT.

I also got caught with a LOT OF POT, and haven’t touched the stuff since.

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