# To those that play Skyrim....this will be funny.

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-those-that-play-skyrim-this-will-be-funny/262439
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**Created:** [January 24, 2012, 7:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-those-that-play-skyrim-this-will-be-funny/262439 "2012-01-24T19:03:37Z")
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### Author: ![Boxersix](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxersix/32/6327_2.png) [@Boxersix](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boxersix)
#### Post date: [January 24, 2012, 7:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-those-that-play-skyrim-this-will-be-funny/262439/1 "2012-01-24T19:03:37Z")

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Everyone else :lurk

[http://www.cad-comic.com/cad/20111116](http://www.cad-comic.com/cad/20111116)

I’ll see if I can cross link the image(i suck at this so you have been warned)

![http://v.cdn.cad-comic.com/comics/cad-20111116-83046.png](http://v.cdn.cad-comic.com/comics/cad-20111116-83046.png)

🤣rofl:rofl So true!

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### Author: ![Gundamzeppelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Gundamzeppelin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gundamzeppelin)
#### Post date: [January 24, 2012, 7:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-those-that-play-skyrim-this-will-be-funny/262439/2 "2012-01-24T19:08:50Z")

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pretty much, unless the home your looting has two doors:ponder

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### Author: ![JVG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jvg/32/6348_2.png) [@JVG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JVG)
#### Post date: [January 24, 2012, 9:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-those-that-play-skyrim-this-will-be-funny/262439/3 "2012-01-24T21:40:05Z")

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Bahahs

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### Author: ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)
#### Post date: [January 25, 2012, 1:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-those-that-play-skyrim-this-will-be-funny/262439/4 "2012-01-25T01:01:16Z")

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:rofl

I’ve gotten trapped by them before in a dead end.

Thank god for the Dragon voice of “push” :number1

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### Author: ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)
#### Post date: [January 25, 2012, 6:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-those-that-play-skyrim-this-will-be-funny/262439/5 "2012-01-25T06:21:05Z")

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IS this game worth buying? Initial thoughts?

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### Author: ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)
#### Post date: [January 25, 2012, 7:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-those-that-play-skyrim-this-will-be-funny/262439/6 "2012-01-25T07:05:50Z")

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> [@FS/WTT/WTB: subaru sti parts and more](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-wtt-wtb-subaru-sti-parts-and-more/48054/5):
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> IS this game worth buying? Initial thoughts?

If you have anything planned to do in the next month, then no.

If your schedule is clean as a whistle, by all means :lol

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### Author: ![Boxersix](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxersix/32/6327_2.png) [@Boxersix](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boxersix)
#### Post date: [January 25, 2012, 7:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-those-that-play-skyrim-this-will-be-funny/262439/7 "2012-01-25T07:07:18Z")

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If you’re into open world, do as you please type games where you use swords, battle axes, and war hammers to bash you enemies(or friends) then yes this game is total worth buying. Not that it should need much explination, but it’s middle ages/ dragons type of stuff.

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### Author: ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)
#### Post date: [January 25, 2012, 7:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-those-that-play-skyrim-this-will-be-funny/262439/8 "2012-01-25T07:09:22Z")

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Did you ever play and enjoy Fallout3 or Morrowind/Oblivion?

It’s like those but better.

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### Author: ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)
#### Post date: [January 25, 2012, 7:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-those-that-play-skyrim-this-will-be-funny/262439/9 "2012-01-25T07:12:21Z")

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Fallout is a great series. I thought this was an MMO.

Diablo 3 will ruin my life anyways

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### Author: ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)
#### Post date: [January 25, 2012, 8:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-those-that-play-skyrim-this-will-be-funny/262439/10 "2012-01-25T08:45:17Z")

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> [@401k peeps, how much are you investing?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/401k-peeps-how-much-are-you-investing/47152/29):
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> Fallout is a great series. I thought this was an MMO.
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> Diablo 3 will ruin my life anyways

No MMO here, just an RPG.

I believe there is no online at all.

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### Author: ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)
#### Post date: [January 26, 2012, 8:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-those-that-play-skyrim-this-will-be-funny/262439/11 "2012-01-26T08:43:50Z")

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No online at all period. Really think of an adult Zelda with more to do

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### Author: ![RocketPunch](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rocketpunch/32/6429_2.png) [@RocketPunch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RocketPunch)
#### Post date: [January 26, 2012, 5:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-those-that-play-skyrim-this-will-be-funny/262439/12 "2012-01-26T17:04:56Z")

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3 words: Fus Ro Dah

problem? :rofl

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### Author: ![Skidplate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skidplate](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Skidplate)
#### Post date: [January 26, 2012, 10:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-those-that-play-skyrim-this-will-be-funny/262439/13 "2012-01-26T22:22:43Z")

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hmm, also considering this.  
what is there for ranged weapons? crossbow? regular longbow?  
i played Assassin’s Creed II, Brotherhood, and Revelations (actually finished that yesterday), and i liked the short distance sword fighting in those, but i couldnt do without the distance attacks.

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### Author: ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)
#### Post date: [January 27, 2012, 5:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-those-that-play-skyrim-this-will-be-funny/262439/14 "2012-01-27T05:32:26Z")

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> [@'55 Chevy LT1/4L60E project](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/55-chevy-lt1-4l60e-project/47642/12):
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> 3 words: Fus Ro Dah
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> problem? :rofl

Noted :rofl

> [@WTBorrow: pickup truck tomorrow](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtborrow-pickup-truck-tomorrow/48058/3):
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> hmm, also considering this.  
> what is there for ranged weapons? crossbow? regular longbow?  
> i played Assassin’s Creed II, Brotherhood, and Revelations (actually finished that yesterday), and i liked the short distance sword fighting in those, but i couldnt do without the distance attacks.

A bunch of long bows and Magic spells of sorts.

Magic alone is sufficient but the real feel of the game is through blocking with shield and power attacks with swords and battle axes.

Weapons are plenty.

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### Author: ![Boxersix](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxersix/32/6327_2.png) [@Boxersix](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boxersix)
#### Post date: [January 27, 2012, 6:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-those-that-play-skyrim-this-will-be-funny/262439/15 "2012-01-27T18:35:56Z")

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Legendary Daedric bow  
+30 magica damage enchantment  
Ebony arrows  
Sneak @ 100 with zoom perk

= Boom, Headshot…midevil style.

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### Author: ![RocketPunch](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rocketpunch/32/6429_2.png) [@RocketPunch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RocketPunch)
#### Post date: [January 27, 2012, 7:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-those-that-play-skyrim-this-will-be-funny/262439/16 "2012-01-27T19:25:51Z")

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I really do think they should have crossbow.

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### Author: ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)
#### Post date: [January 28, 2012, 7:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-those-that-play-skyrim-this-will-be-funny/262439/17 "2012-01-28T07:43:21Z")

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> [@WTB: 360 games](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-360-games/48096/9):
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> Legendary Daedric bow  
> +30 magica damage enchantment  
> Ebony arrows  
> Sneak @ 100 with zoom perk
> 
> = Boom, Headshot…midevil style.

Add the Krosis dragon priest mask to that and you can be doing like 1000 damage

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### Author: ![Boxersix](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxersix/32/6327_2.png) [@Boxersix](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boxersix)
#### Post date: [January 28, 2012, 3:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-those-that-play-skyrim-this-will-be-funny/262439/18 "2012-01-28T15:20:06Z")

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^Yup, you can one shot dragons right out of the sky. Fun watching them just plummet to the ground and burn up.

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### Author: ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)
#### Post date: [January 29, 2012, 10:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-those-that-play-skyrim-this-will-be-funny/262439/19 "2012-01-29T22:58:16Z")

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> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/47885/20):
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> I really do think they should have crossbow.

Agreed, reloading times of one in battle would make is useless though for anything other than one shot.

> [@Sub Prime, explained.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sub-prime-explained/48104/7):
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> Add the Krosis dragon priest mask to that and you can be doing like 1000 damage

What’s this now? :wow

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### Author: ![Boxersix](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxersix/32/6327_2.png) [@Boxersix](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boxersix)
#### Post date: [January 30, 2012, 6:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-those-that-play-skyrim-this-will-be-funny/262439/20 "2012-01-30T18:17:20Z")

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Each of the dragon priests has a mask with a particular perk on it when worn.

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