# today i had to...

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/today-i-had-to/1111>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [July 27, 2005, 5:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/today-i-had-to/1111 "2005-07-27T17:54:46Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 14\
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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2005, 5:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/today-i-had-to/1111/1 "2005-07-27T17:54:46Z")

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explain to someone my age, who uses the internet everysingle day, almost all day, what an online forum is.

xfaqtwox: i love message boards  
xfaqtwox: seriously  
Euphoria7I: message boards?  
xfaqtwox: i am the biggest online asshole in the entire workd  
xfaqtwox: yeh  
xfaqtwox: you mean  
xfaqtwox: you sit online all day and dont post on any boards?  
Euphoria7I: um…no???  
xfaqtwox: OMG  
Euphoria7I: like post what\>?  
xfaqtwox: um  
xfaqtwox: sign up to this one.  
xfaqtwox: its a car forum  
xfaqtwox: [www.nyspeed.com](http://www.nyspeed.com)  
Euphoria7I: whats the point tho?  
xfaqtwox: people post topics, then you can reply  
xfaqtwox: ind of like a chatroom,  
xfaqtwox: but you type a paragraph  
xfaqtwox: or two  
xfaqtwox: and dont reply instantly  
xfaqtwox: you have never heard of a forum before.  
xfaqtwox: ???!!!  
Euphoria7I: hmm…i just dont really get it  
xfaqtwox: did you sign up et?  
xfaqtwox: just do it  
Euphoria7I: haha no…im actually playing guitar for the first time in like 2 years right now  
xfaqtwox: fucking knock that shit off so you can look at this:  
xfaqtwox: [http://www.nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?p=17011#post17011](http://www.nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?p=17011#post17011)  
Euphoria7I: it says i have no permission  
xfaqtwox: because you have to sign up!  
xfaqtwox: just do it  
Euphoria7I: i dont want to!!! give me a good reason to and then i will  
xfaqtwox: because its funny and you get to be a huge sarcastic asshole to people you don’t know ALL DAY LONG.

so when a new girl with a celica signs up, be gentle… she is a virgin.

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**Author:** ![RockKittie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rockkittie/32/7221_2.png) [@RockKittie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RockKittie)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2005, 5:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/today-i-had-to/1111/2 "2005-07-27T17:55:49Z")

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oh boy

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**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2005, 6:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/today-i-had-to/1111/3 "2005-07-27T18:00:29Z")

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LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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**Author:** ![Estorvito](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/estorvito/32/7234_2.png) [@Estorvito](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Estorvito)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2005, 6:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/today-i-had-to/1111/4 "2005-07-27T18:01:04Z")

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bahaha/…You silly…

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**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2005, 6:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/today-i-had-to/1111/5 "2005-07-27T18:04:27Z")

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:bsflag: even my mother is on some forums, albeit they are cooking ones \>:

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**Author:** ![jrex](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jrex/32/7232_2.png) [@jrex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jrex)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2005, 6:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/today-i-had-to/1111/6 "2005-07-27T18:11:09Z")

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HAHAHAHAHAHA haynos.

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**Author:** ![Janny](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/janny/32/7594_2.png) [@Janny](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Janny)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2005, 6:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/today-i-had-to/1111/7 "2005-07-27T18:15:22Z")

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xfaqtwox: because its funny and you get to be a huge sarcastic asshole to people you don’t know ALL DAY LONG.

^ that’s the best reason I’ve ever seen.

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**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2005, 6:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/today-i-had-to/1111/8 "2005-07-27T18:35:21Z")

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> [@Janny](#):
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> xfaqtwox: because its funny and you get to be a huge sarcastic asshole to people you don’t know ALL DAY LONG.
> 
> ^ that’s the best reason I’ve ever seen.

Yeah thats about it right there.

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**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2005, 6:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/today-i-had-to/1111/9 "2005-07-27T18:54:47Z")

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> [@Janny](#):
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> xfaqtwox: because its funny and you get to be a huge sarcastic asshole to people you don’t know ALL DAY LONG.

We’ve got another Sherm brewing…

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**Author:** ![Pass\_McGass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pass_mcgass/32/7616_2.png) [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2005, 7:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/today-i-had-to/1111/10 "2005-07-27T19:45:27Z")

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For some reason this thread made me want to say:

Rubicants a bitch

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**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2005, 11:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/today-i-had-to/1111/11 "2005-07-27T23:13:55Z")

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> [@Pass McGass](#):
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> For some reason this thread made me want to say:
> 
> Rubicants a bitch

:shoot:

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 8:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/today-i-had-to/1111/12 "2005-07-28T08:33:21Z")

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xfaqtwox: i made a post about you  
xfaqtwox: lol.  
Euphoria7I: no you didnt…did you…???  
xfaqtwox: yup  
Euphoria7I: what did you write about me???  
xfaqtwox: lol  
Euphoria7I: tell me!!  
xfaqtwox: [http://www.nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1135](http://www.nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1135)  
Euphoria7I: its not even about me  
Euphoria7I: you suck, it is  
Euphoria7I: your a douche bag  
Euphoria7I: who is this “jrex”  
Euphoria7I: damn it pay attention to me  
xfaqtwox: lol  
xfaqtwox: sorry  
xfaqtwox: jrex. his name is justin  
xfaqtwox: i dont know his last name  
Euphoria7I: how did he know my name was haynos???  
Euphoria7I: “HAHAHAHAHAHA haynos”  
xfaqtwox: he must know you  
xfaqtwox: im trying to get a last name  
Euphoria7I: well who the hell is he?? that freaks me out  
xfaqtwox: lol.  
Euphoria7I: hmm…its bugging me  
xfaqtwox: he worked with my buddy trying to find out now  
xfaqtwox: his sn is Il jrex Il  
xfaqtwox: make a post in the thread, quoting him  
xfaqtwox: say  
xfaqtwox: who the hell are you.  
Euphoria7I: hahaha i dont want to!  
xfaqtwox: DONT BE A PUSSY  
xfaqtwox: nyspeed is so fun  
Euphoria7I: if you like talking about cars…which i dont…  
xfaqtwox: haha, i never talk about cars… EVER

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**Author:** ![jrex](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jrex/32/7232_2.png) [@jrex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jrex)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 9:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/today-i-had-to/1111/13 "2005-07-28T09:14:55Z")

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HAH. I went to highschool with her. She’d know me better as redenbach…

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**Author:** ![Zer0DazE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zer0daze/32/7624_2.png) [@Zer0DazE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zer0DazE)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 10:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/today-i-had-to/1111/14 "2005-07-28T10:07:52Z")

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> [@jrex](#):
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> HAH. I went to highschool with her. She’d know me better as redenbach…

i know you as “muh bitch”
