# Today I learned me: **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 27, 2007, 1:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/today-i-learned-me/40860 "2007-12-27T13:38:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![zwarbyt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zwarbyt/32/7623_2.png) [@zwarbyt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zwarbyt)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2007, 1:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/today-i-learned-me/40860/1 "2007-12-27T13:38:48Z")
VIPER = not funny Skunk = not attention whore, just gets all the attention viper & skunk = gay fagz ilc = vet ilc = banned newman fucked a dirty whore (don’t get me wrong, i knew he fucked dirty whores, just today i learned about one specific one) and that bumping old threads is as gay as skunk and viper 1 cupping it what did you learn? ---
**Author:** ![Freek](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/freek/32/7357_2.png) [@Freek](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Freek)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2007, 1:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/today-i-learned-me/40860/2 "2007-12-27T13:39:39Z")
your birthday is tomorrow 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2007, 1:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/today-i-learned-me/40860/3 "2007-12-27T13:40:53Z")
Your job doesn’t give you enough work to fill your day. ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2007, 1:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/today-i-learned-me/40860/4 "2007-12-27T13:41:06Z")
i learned that kevin is a giant douche… but yet… so kind and cuddly ---
**Author:** ![zwarbyt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zwarbyt/32/7623_2.png) [@zwarbyt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zwarbyt)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2007, 1:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/today-i-learned-me/40860/5 "2007-12-27T13:41:28Z")
> [@Freek](#): > > your birthday is tomorrow 🙂 Awww you cut me to the core you sexy beast ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2007, 1:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/today-i-learned-me/40860/6 "2007-12-27T13:41:41Z")
Since then i have fucked WAY dirtier. ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2007, 1:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/today-i-learned-me/40860/7 "2007-12-27T13:42:15Z")
> [@newman](#): > > Since then i have fucked WAY dirtier. stick with that as a first liner to women… 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![zwarbyt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zwarbyt/32/7623_2.png) [@zwarbyt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zwarbyt)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2007, 1:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/today-i-learned-me/40860/8 "2007-12-27T13:42:39Z")
> [@newman](#): > > Since then i have fucked WAY dirtier. \<3 ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2007, 1:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/today-i-learned-me/40860/9 "2007-12-27T13:44:09Z")
you know it’s a good idea to wrap it when it only took 2 sentences to get in her pants the first time you met her. ---
**Author:** ![chino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bcef8e/32.png) [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2007, 1:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/today-i-learned-me/40860/10 "2007-12-27T13:53:58Z")
lol ilc banning was still weaksauce bumping old threads was golden imo ---
**Author:** ![Viper966](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/viper966/32/7268_2.png) [@Viper966](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Viper966)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2007, 1:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/today-i-learned-me/40860/11 "2007-12-27T13:56:15Z")
:carnut > [@newman](#): > > you know it’s a good idea to wrap it when it only took 2 sentences to get in her pants the first time you met her. ---
**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2007, 1:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/today-i-learned-me/40860/12 "2007-12-27T13:57:20Z")
> [@chino](#): > > lol > > ilc banning was still weaksauce > > bumping old threads was golden imo I got points fro bumping a thread once, it was BS charge too cause they called it advertisment spam or some shit. ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2007, 2:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/today-i-learned-me/40860/13 "2007-12-27T14:07:08Z")
> [@newman](#): > > you know it’s a good idea to wrap it when it only took 2 sentences to get in her pants the first time you met her. lol when your dick shrinks and goes back inside before entering her vag you know she’s dirty.:poke: ---
**Author:** ![JUICEDSS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/juicedss/32/7185_2.png) [@JUICEDSS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JUICEDSS)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2007, 2:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/today-i-learned-me/40860/14 "2007-12-27T14:59:26Z")
I learned that if you were to look real hard, Skunk posts “meh” all the time as his response to threads. It made me lol when he pointed out Viper’s pic posting in all the threads. To me, Skunk posting meh = Viper posting pic. Both are gay. Edit: Skunk is probably a bit gayer… ---
**Author:** ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2007, 2:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/today-i-learned-me/40860/15 "2007-12-27T14:59:50Z")
> [@newman](#): > > you know it’s a good idea to wrap it when it only took 2 sentences to get in her pants the first time you met her. It took you two ? Weak sauce.:biglaugh: