# today i saw...
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/today-i-saw/51920
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [July 21, 2008, 8:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/today-i-saw/51920 "2008-07-21T20:16:43Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2008, 8:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/today-i-saw/51920/1 "2008-07-21T20:16:43Z")
when im at work i see a lot of weird shit. ive delivered food to a guy who answered the door stark naked and acted like it was completely normal. ive seen 2 people fucking as i was walking up to the house on more than one occasion. ive delivered to countless jailbait pool parties, god that is always awesome. ive been yelled at, hugged, kissed, hit on by housewives, attacked by small children, given beer as a tip, weed as a tip, whiskey as a tip, asked for weed, asked for coke, bit by a dog, fell down stairs, beamed customers palm programs from my phone, the list goes on.
ive experenced some of the weirdest shit you could ever imagine, but nothing trumps what i witnessed today. i was sitting on the corner of lake and main in the village of hamburg when i looked over to the sidewalk and saw this:
yes, that is a woman walking a goat in the village of hamburg. i want to know where she walked from, why she had the goat and where the fuck she was going that she needed to bring that goat.
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### Author:  [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2008, 8:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/today-i-saw/51920/2 "2008-07-21T20:22:11Z")
HAHAHAHA
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### Author:  [@Cavi\_Mike](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cavi_Mike)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2008, 8:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/today-i-saw/51920/3 "2008-07-21T20:23:32Z")
You know you followed and had hot goat sex with both of them.
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### Author:  [@AKA-FERRARI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AKA-FERRARI)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2008, 8:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/today-i-saw/51920/4 "2008-07-21T20:25:41Z")
…coming from eden after some killer sex i bet.
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### Author:  [@AFhockey31](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AFhockey31)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2008, 8:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/today-i-saw/51920/5 "2008-07-21T20:27:33Z")
edit title to “today i seen” plz
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### Author:  [@kingsario](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kingsario)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2008, 8:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/today-i-saw/51920/6 "2008-07-21T20:29:32Z")
lmao!!! WOW! lmao!
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### Author:  [@maverick27](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/maverick27)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2008, 8:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/today-i-saw/51920/7 "2008-07-21T20:31:54Z")
rofl
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### Author:  [@burnt\_toast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/burnt_toast)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2008, 8:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/today-i-saw/51920/8 "2008-07-21T20:38:21Z")
LOOK AT THOSE MAMMOTH SHIT KICKERS!
god that is so weird…
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### Author:  [@Shrives](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shrives)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2008, 8:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/today-i-saw/51920/9 "2008-07-21T20:38:35Z")
top notch
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### Author:  [@Treads4Heads](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Treads4Heads)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2008, 8:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/today-i-saw/51920/10 "2008-07-21T20:38:50Z")
fantastic
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### Author:  [@MXS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MXS)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2008, 8:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/today-i-saw/51920/11 "2008-07-21T20:47:19Z")
LOL.
> [@Jam"](#):
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> where the fuck she was going that she needed to bring that goat.
I was going to say the goat got a haircut. But is that really a goat? maybe it’s a sheep that just got sheared?
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### Author:  [@Boomin99GT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boomin99GT)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2008, 9:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/today-i-saw/51920/12 "2008-07-21T21:06:39Z")
You never forget your 1st Goatse.
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### Author:  [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2008, 9:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/today-i-saw/51920/13 "2008-07-21T21:07:52Z")
> [@Boomin99GT](#):
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> You never forget your 1st Goatse.
OMG YES
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### Author:  [@ImportMuscle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ImportMuscle)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2008, 9:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/today-i-saw/51920/14 "2008-07-21T21:11:08Z")
A.) that’s a sheered sheep
B.) brokeback mountain in hamburg?
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### Author:  [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2008, 9:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/today-i-saw/51920/15 "2008-07-21T21:12:30Z")
haha
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### Author:  [@Jon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jon)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2008, 9:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/today-i-saw/51920/16 "2008-07-21T21:12:56Z")
Ya,I was going to say that it looks more like a sheep.
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### Author:  [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2008, 9:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/today-i-saw/51920/17 "2008-07-21T21:15:25Z")
who cares what it is, why is someone walking a farm animal in hamburg lol
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### Author:  [@aberfitch82](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/aberfitch82)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2008, 9:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/today-i-saw/51920/18 "2008-07-21T21:39:55Z")
OMFG :lolsign:
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### Author:  [@rj-92](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rj-92)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2008, 9:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/today-i-saw/51920/19 "2008-07-21T21:44:59Z")
> [@Jam"](#):
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> when im at work i see a lot of weird shit. ive delivered food to a guy who answered the door stark naked and acted like it was completely normal.
:snky:
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### Author:  [@9ONA3OOZX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9ONA3OOZX)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2008, 9:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/today-i-saw/51920/20 "2008-07-21T21:48:09Z")
more info on what you do and pix of said jailbate pool parties plzKthnx
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