# Toll workers... **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [March 23, 2009, 8:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/toll-workers/243001 "2009-03-23T08:38:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2009, 8:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/toll-workers/243001/1 "2009-03-23T08:38:27Z")
So, lately I have been taking the thruway to work to see if it really saves me any time. My cheap prepaid EZ pass is used up, so I have to go through the toll booth with the real people. These people are some real characters. You get everyone from the ethnic high school dropout, to the guy reading the paper who doesn’t even look at you, to the grouchy woman shoving tickets at you, etc… etc… Well, today I encountered what I would consider my absolute favorite so far. Me: Pulls up to exit 24 toll booth. Guy: “Hey, how are you” Me: “Good, thanks.” (Digging for change in cup holder) Guy: “What’s up?” Me: “Umm, just going to work?” Guy: “It’s too fucking cold.” Me: “Yeah it is.” (Hands over ticket and change) Guy: Thanks man, see ya later. I wish I was not already running late. I would have loved to try and hold a conversation with this kid. He looked high out of his mind, without a care in the world. I know there is only a certain level of professionalism to be expected in a job like that, but this kid just took the cake as far as not giving a fuck. At the time I was freaked out, but once I got out of the booth I could not stop laughing. This kid, was to put it simply, the man. ---
**Author:** ![Sully93vr4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sully93vr4/32/6278_2.png) [@Sully93vr4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sully93vr4)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2009, 8:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/toll-workers/243001/2 "2009-03-23T08:39:58Z")
wow, …cool ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2009, 8:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/toll-workers/243001/3 "2009-03-23T08:40:42Z")
Oh come on, you never had a weirdo toll worker? :lol ---
**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2009, 8:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/toll-workers/243001/4 "2009-03-23T08:40:57Z")
nothing like getting paid a good paycheck to sit in a booth and watch retards go by ---
**Author:** ![HANSTECH](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hanstech/32/6445_2.png) [@HANSTECH](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HANSTECH)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2009, 8:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/toll-workers/243001/5 "2009-03-23T08:42:05Z")
i love the toll people. i remember this one smart ass kid saying sumthing under his breath about my car or sumthing. then another kid said like “merry valentine” in like oct. there are some great ones out there. ---
**Author:** ![NedZ32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nedz32/32/6393_2.png) [@NedZ32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NedZ32)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2009, 8:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/toll-workers/243001/6 "2009-03-23T08:42:46Z")
> [@FS: EVERYTHING](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-everything/15851/10): > > nothing like getting paid a good paycheck to sit in a booth and watch retards go by word to that. Pretty much sums up my job! lol Not having to give a fuck feels pretty damn good. ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2009, 8:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/toll-workers/243001/7 "2009-03-23T08:42:50Z")
That’s what I mean… The usual “Hi, thanks, have a nice day” you expect that. But this kid just threw me for a loop big time. ---
**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2009, 8:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/toll-workers/243001/8 "2009-03-23T08:45:26Z")
cool story :haha ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2009, 8:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/toll-workers/243001/9 "2009-03-23T08:46:47Z")
:lol It’s not meant to be cool. I found it humorous how out there this kid was. ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2009, 9:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/toll-workers/243001/10 "2009-03-23T09:02:54Z")
Nicole you need better stories ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2009, 9:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/toll-workers/243001/11 "2009-03-23T09:05:19Z")
My life isn’t really exciting enough for better stories. ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2009, 9:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/toll-workers/243001/12 "2009-03-23T09:07:02Z")
This thread puzzles me. ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2009, 9:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/toll-workers/243001/13 "2009-03-23T09:08:00Z")
I guess I was thinking someone else might have a weird toll booth story to share? But it turns out that’s not the case… so it’s just a boring thread. ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2009, 9:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/toll-workers/243001/14 "2009-03-23T09:08:03Z")
Amen to that ---
**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2009, 9:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/toll-workers/243001/15 "2009-03-23T09:18:48Z")
I went through a toll a couple of weeks ago and all I had was a $100 bill. The guy was pissed. Gave me all sorts of attitude and shit. So I apologized to him for making him have to put his novel down so he could hand me change. He was even more pissed… ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2009, 9:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/toll-workers/243001/16 "2009-03-23T09:21:13Z")
> [@Moving Truck???](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/moving-truck/16017/14): > > I went through a toll a couple of weeks ago and all I had was a $100 bill. The guy was pissed. Gave me all sorts of attitude and shit. So I apologized to him for making him have to put his novel down so he could hand me change. He was even more pissed… How about don’t be fucking retarded and pay with a $100 on something that’s a couple dollars. I’d be pissed too. ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2009, 9:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/toll-workers/243001/17 "2009-03-23T09:50:32Z")
If i hit the lotto, im getting a job as a toll booth worker. its the least responsibility and im going to bring drugs with me. it’ll make the day MAGICAL ---
**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2009, 9:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/toll-workers/243001/18 "2009-03-23T09:54:00Z")
> [@Official: Roller Hockey Wednesday Nights - Pepsi Center](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-roller-hockey-wednesday-nights-pepsi-center/10887/216): > > How about don’t be fucking retarded and pay with a $100 on something that’s a couple dollars. > > I’d be pissed too. READ THE POST. It was all I had. :wierd ---
**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2009, 10:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/toll-workers/243001/19 "2009-03-23T10:41:08Z")
i love it when you get a random hot ass girl toll worker… damn they are rare! ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2009, 10:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/toll-workers/243001/20 "2009-03-23T10:52:17Z")
> [@n00b](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/n00b/15936/10): > > READ THE POST. It was all I had. :wierd so you happened to find a $100 bill on the thruway without passing a single bank or business that could more easily break the bill on the way? doubtful. I actually love it when people break 100s in my booth, I give them back 97 dollar bills, you’re lucky to get a 5. If I’m going to have to make change in my drawer might as well make it count. [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/toll-workers/243001.md?page=2)