# Tom Green **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [May 22, 2008, 6:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tom-green/236968 "2008-05-22T06:39:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2008, 10:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tom-green/236968/21 "2008-05-22T10:32:32Z")
> [@votblindub](#): > > its funny that youd use the words “odd” and “ball”, last i heard, hes got one left :crackup Interesting side note to that, and a piece of movie trivia that I may not be proud to admit that I know… in Freddy got fingered, they are watching a surgery on TV and it’s actually Tom Green’s lymph node removal… ---
**Author:** ![McBitchin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@McBitchin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/McBitchin)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2008, 10:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tom-green/236968/22 "2008-05-22T10:34:54Z")
that song is gay, but I thought he was pretty funny. ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2008, 10:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tom-green/236968/23 "2008-05-22T10:38:48Z")
did that fool keep his own nut as a souvenir? ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2008, 10:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tom-green/236968/24 "2008-05-22T10:52:19Z")
I wouldn’t put it past him… but I don’t really know. lol ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2008, 4:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tom-green/236968/25 "2008-05-22T16:44:29Z")
I liked his first show. I never watched his second show. I think the dog turds on the Chinese food was one of the best skits on the show. He made a song about checking your balls too. ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2008, 4:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tom-green/236968/26 "2008-05-22T16:47:15Z")
> [@PJB](#): > > I liked his first show. I never watched his second show. > > I think the dog turds on the Chinese food was one of the best skits on the show. > > He made a song about checking your balls too. “Feel your balls, so you don’t get cancer…” That’s the only part I remember, forgot all about that until you brought it up. ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2008, 5:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tom-green/236968/27 "2008-05-22T17:30:47Z")
I didnt remember many of the lyrics either but here they are: Hey kids feel your balls So you don’t get Cancer Hey kids feel your balls So you don’t get cancer Feel your balls Squeeze your balls Tease your balls Please your balls Early detection is the key Rub your balls and you won’t get cancer Hey kids feel your balls So you don’t get Cancer Hey kids feel your balls You don’t want cancer Rub your balls Squeeze your balls So you don’t get cancer MASTURBATE EVERYDAY! Hey kids feel your balls So you don’t get cancer Hey kids rub your balls So you don’t get cancer RUB YOUR BALLS WHILE MASTURBATING! Hey kids rub your balls, While masurbating looking for lump If you find a lump Then go to the doctor And get your testicle removed RUB YOUR TESTICLES, WHILE MASTURBATING OR WHILE NOT MATURBATING! Rub your balls for no reason Other then for checking for cancer Or rub your balls Specifically for the only reason of Checking for cancer Or rub your balls Only for pleasure Or for pleasure and For checking for cancer at the same time _pause_ You can pleasure your balls And aslo check for cancer At the same time You can pleasure yourself And also check for cancer At the same time TWO BIRDS, ONE STONE! Pleasure your balls And check them for Cancer at the same time ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2008, 6:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tom-green/236968/28 "2008-05-23T06:03:28Z")
only redeeming thing he did was be a voice actor on clone high. thats a good show, but mainly cuz of the writing [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tom-green/236968.md?page=1)