# Too many come to the park to get a nut, so California town turns to birth control. **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [March 5, 2007, 12:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/too-many-come-to-the-park-to-get-a-nut-so-california-town-turns-to-birth-control/25464 "2007-03-05T12:49:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2007, 12:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/too-many-come-to-the-park-to-get-a-nut-so-california-town-turns-to-birth-control/25464/1 "2007-03-05T12:49:54Z")
Gotta stop the spread of disease somehow. [http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2007-03-05-squirrel-birth-control\_N.htm?csp=34](http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2007-03-05-squirrel-birth-control_N.htm?csp=34) What’d you think the article was about? ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2007, 12:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/too-many-come-to-the-park-to-get-a-nut-so-california-town-turns-to-birth-control/25464/2 "2007-03-05T12:59:43Z")
I’m going to be banned for a joke this lame aren’t I? :mamoru: ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2007, 1:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/too-many-come-to-the-park-to-get-a-nut-so-california-town-turns-to-birth-control/25464/3 "2007-03-05T13:52:07Z")
Well, if it was San Francisco, I could see a gay joke… but this is Santa Monica Which is LA, which is close to places like compton… so are you saying they should do this with blacks? I’m so confused, I’m just thinking its about squirrels… Did i miss something? ---
**Author:** ![TurdBlown\_Teg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/59ef9b/32.png) [@TurdBlown\_Teg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurdBlown_Teg)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2007, 1:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/too-many-come-to-the-park-to-get-a-nut-so-california-town-turns-to-birth-control/25464/4 "2007-03-05T13:57:21Z")
try another miniorty in cali. i think he is trying to get at. ---
**Author:** ![Rx3](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rx3/32/7194_2.png) [@Rx3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Rx3)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2007, 2:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/too-many-come-to-the-park-to-get-a-nut-so-california-town-turns-to-birth-control/25464/5 "2007-03-05T14:41:50Z")
![http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/actors_films_images/jeff_goldblum.jpg](http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/actors_films_images/jeff_goldblum.jpg) This guy thinks they will fail. ---
**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2007, 3:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/too-many-come-to-the-park-to-get-a-nut-so-california-town-turns-to-birth-control/25464/6 "2007-03-05T15:16:48Z")
^:lol: ---
**Author:** ![Coldaccord](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/coldaccord/32/7272_2.png) [@Coldaccord](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Coldaccord)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2007, 3:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/too-many-come-to-the-park-to-get-a-nut-so-california-town-turns-to-birth-control/25464/7 "2007-03-05T15:19:37Z")
good thing he’s only part queer ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2007, 4:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/too-many-come-to-the-park-to-get-a-nut-so-california-town-turns-to-birth-control/25464/8 "2007-03-05T16:48:04Z")
Oy, it wasn’t even a gay joke. It was an “it’s sexual. No wait it’s about squirrels” joke. Uggh. ![http://rofl.wheresthebeef.co.uk/Thread%20Failed.gif](http://rofl.wheresthebeef.co.uk/Thread%20Failed.gif) I voluntarily ban myself for 24 hours. :hang: ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2007, 5:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/too-many-come-to-the-park-to-get-a-nut-so-california-town-turns-to-birth-control/25464/9 "2007-03-05T17:45:52Z")
Proof that cheap beer kills brain cells much faster than good beer. ---
**Author:** ![krunklestilskin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/6a8cbe/32.png) [@krunklestilskin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/krunklestilskin)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2007, 6:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/too-many-come-to-the-park-to-get-a-nut-so-california-town-turns-to-birth-control/25464/10 "2007-03-05T18:13:19Z")
[quote=“Coldaccord,post:7,topic:25464"”] good thing he’s only part queer [/quote] how could you lay that slick faggot?