# Too much ass

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/too-much-ass/250027
**Category:** Shift518 Automotive
**Created:** [January 30, 2010, 7:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/too-much-ass/250027 "2010-01-30T07:49:28Z")
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### Author: ![Mark355](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mark355/32/6528_2.png) [@Mark355](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mark355)
#### Post date: [January 30, 2010, 7:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/too-much-ass/250027/1 "2010-01-30T07:49:28Z")

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For better or for worse (mostly for worse), I think we can all agree that cars are getting bigger, but what’s with the huge rear ends that stick into the air like a hoodrat in a waist belt? Check out the following rear 3/4 pics from the 1990s and then current cars:

93 Accord:  
 ![http://i47.tinypic.com/29o37ti.jpg](http://i47.tinypic.com/29o37ti.jpg)

95 A6:  
 ![http://i45.tinypic.com/2u469om.jpg](http://i45.tinypic.com/2u469om.jpg)

95 SC400:  
 ![http://i46.tinypic.com/25f4o0p.jpg](http://i46.tinypic.com/25f4o0p.jpg)

98 Impreza:  
 ![http://i50.tinypic.com/2znxyqr.jpg](http://i50.tinypic.com/2znxyqr.jpg)

99 F355:  
 ![http://i49.tinypic.com/1zd2cjl.jpg](http://i49.tinypic.com/1zd2cjl.jpg)

Ok, now various new cars…

07 Mazda 3:  
 ![http://i48.tinypic.com/2rwl3ys.jpg](http://i48.tinypic.com/2rwl3ys.jpg)

05 Cobalt (this is really gross):

 ![http://i47.tinypic.com/2zje007.jpg](http://i47.tinypic.com/2zje007.jpg)

07 MKZ:  
 ![http://i45.tinypic.com/b4ywdg.jpg](http://i45.tinypic.com/b4ywdg.jpg)

09 Corolla:

 ![http://i46.tinypic.com/2udwzub.jpg](http://i46.tinypic.com/2udwzub.jpg)

09 Focus:

 ![http://i45.tinypic.com/4g2lgz.jpg](http://i45.tinypic.com/4g2lgz.jpg)

07 F430 (wtf is this Ferrari? seriously):

 ![http://i49.tinypic.com/16kz31f.jpg](http://i49.tinypic.com/16kz31f.jpg)

Guessing this is some DOT safety thing? Whatever the reason, it’s making new cars FUCKING UGLY.

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#### Post date: [January 30, 2010, 8:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/too-much-ass/250027/2 "2010-01-30T08:03:09Z")

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Looks like they found a way to cut production costs by making plastic bumpers bigger and metal quarter panels smaller on a few of those, especially the smaller cars.

It looks like the designer of that Ferrari forgot about taillights and then had to stick some on.

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### Author: ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)
#### Post date: [January 30, 2010, 8:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/too-much-ass/250027/3 "2010-01-30T08:22:20Z")

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People these days want more storage space. Items are getting bigger and bulkier, the average amercian buys a ton more shit they do not need in order to keep up with the person down the street. Bigger items needs bigger spaces to get them home. Also americans are fatter uglier and lazier, requiring fatter uglier and more spacious cars

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### Author: ![justin2386](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justin2386/32/6496_2.png) [@justin2386](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justin2386)
#### Post date: [January 30, 2010, 8:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/too-much-ass/250027/4 "2010-01-30T08:25:22Z")

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> [@FormulaLs1 Vs. Choko](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/formulals1-vs-choko/28864/57):
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> People these days want more storage space. Items are getting bigger and bulkier, the average amercian buys a ton more shit they do not need in order to keep up with the person down the street. Bigger items needs bigger spaces to get them home. Also americans are fatter uglier and lazier, requiring fatter uglier and more spacious cars

+1 +rep

EDIT: fail…need to spread more rep…haha

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### Author: ![usmc2801](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/usmc2801/32/6387_2.png) [@usmc2801](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/usmc2801)
#### Post date: [January 30, 2010, 8:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/too-much-ass/250027/5 "2010-01-30T08:43:25Z")

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> [@FormulaLs1 Vs. Choko](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/formulals1-vs-choko/28864/57):
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> People these days want more storage space. Items are getting bigger and bulkier, the average amercian buys a ton more shit they do not need in order to keep up with the person down the street. Bigger items needs bigger spaces to get them home. Also americans are fatter uglier and lazier, requiring fatter uglier and more spacious cars

Bingo!

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### Author: ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)
#### Post date: [January 30, 2010, 10:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/too-much-ass/250027/6 "2010-01-30T10:15:23Z")

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> [@FormulaLs1 Vs. Choko](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/formulals1-vs-choko/28864/57):
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> People these days want more storage space. Items are getting bigger and bulkier, the average amercian buys a ton more shit they do not need in order to keep up with the person down the street. Bigger items needs bigger spaces to get them home. Also americans are fatter uglier and lazier, requiring fatter uglier and more spacious cars

sounds just about right to me!

gotta love the 80’s and 90’s

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### Author: ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)
#### Post date: [January 30, 2010, 10:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/too-much-ass/250027/7 "2010-01-30T10:22:29Z")

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I’ll stick to my tight ass S13 :lol

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### Author: ![Mark355](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mark355/32/6528_2.png) [@Mark355](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mark355)
#### Post date: [January 30, 2010, 10:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/too-much-ass/250027/8 "2010-01-30T10:29:09Z")

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![http://ll.speedhunters.com/u/f/eagames/NFS/speedhunters.com/Images/AntonioAlvendia/Feature%20Cars/HenryVIPS13/IMG_8645_RearOffset_S13.jpg](http://ll.speedhunters.com/u/f/eagames/NFS/speedhunters.com/Images/AntonioAlvendia/Feature%20Cars/HenryVIPS13/IMG_8645_RearOffset_S13.jpg)

I want an ass like that.

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### Author: ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)
#### Post date: [January 30, 2010, 11:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/too-much-ass/250027/9 "2010-01-30T11:23:41Z")

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> [@GPS Navigation... What to buy?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gps-navigation-what-to-buy/4678/14):
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> I want an ass like that.

Car is forsale. 😢  
On some baller ass Work Eurolines

EDIT:

> **[Nissan Forum | Nissan Forums - Index page](https://forums.nicoclub.com)**

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#### Post date: [February 1, 2010, 12:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/too-much-ass/250027/10 "2010-02-01T12:01:53Z")

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Jeff, goddamnit! Why do you tempt me, you BASTARD!

also, I think the taller trunk is a EURO thing. They’ve started doing those to store items verically more than horizontally to make the trunk shotrer in length because space is at a premium there, esp in the cities. the rest of the manufacturers followed suit.

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### Author: ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)
#### Post date: [February 1, 2010, 12:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/too-much-ass/250027/11 "2010-02-01T12:38:17Z")

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Look at the original picture of the accord you posted and then this

![http://www.nigeriadigest.net/StockAccord08To09Back.jpg](http://www.nigeriadigest.net/StockAccord08To09Back.jpg)

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### Author: ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)
#### Post date: [February 1, 2010, 12:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/too-much-ass/250027/12 "2010-02-01T12:41:52Z")

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Just bc ppl are lazy…

![http://i47.tinypic.com/29o37ti.jpg](http://i47.tinypic.com/29o37ti.jpg)  
 ![http://www.nigeriadigest.net/StockAccord08To09Back.jpg](http://www.nigeriadigest.net/StockAccord08To09Back.jpg)
