# Top 10 reasons why there are no blacks in NASCAR **URL:** \ **Category:** Canada Nissan Off Topic\ **Created:** [March 17, 2005, 11:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/top-10-reasons-why-there-are-no-blacks-in-nascar/138586 "2005-03-17T23:28:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![silvia\_s13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac8455/32.png) [@silvia\_s13](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/silvia_s13)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2005, 11:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/top-10-reasons-why-there-are-no-blacks-in-nascar/138586/1 "2005-03-17T23:28:12Z")
(no offense to the bros out there, I just thought this was funny) 1. You have to sit up-right while driving 2. Your pistol won’t stay under the front seat 3. The engines drown out the rap music 4. Your pit crew can’t work on your car and hold up their pants at the same time 5. They keep trying to car-jack Dale Jr. 6. The police cars on the track interfere with the race 7. No passenger seat for the Ho 8. There are no sponsors for Cadillac 9. You can’t wear your helmet sideways And the number one reason why blacks can’t be in NASCAR… 1. When they crash their car, they bail out and run ---
**Author:** ![Jason\_Lange](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/65b543/32.png) [@Jason\_Lange](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jason_Lange)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2005, 11:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/top-10-reasons-why-there-are-no-blacks-in-nascar/138586/2 "2005-03-17T23:43:15Z")
Ouch man thats harsh but funny… ---
**Author:** ![SRBURG13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9fc29f/32.png) [@SRBURG13](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRBURG13)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2005, 12:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/top-10-reasons-why-there-are-no-blacks-in-nascar/138586/3 "2005-03-18T00:44:08Z")
Fuck, I love #7 ---
**Author:** ![DoriftoX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/74df32/32.png) [@DoriftoX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DoriftoX)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2005, 12:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/top-10-reasons-why-there-are-no-blacks-in-nascar/138586/4 "2005-03-18T00:47:12Z")
hahaha thats so awsome good find 😃 ---
**Author:** ![1mns13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/1/8491ac/32.png) [@1mns13](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1mns13)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2005, 12:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/top-10-reasons-why-there-are-no-blacks-in-nascar/138586/5 "2005-03-18T12:40:46Z")
I’ve never understood the pants thing. ---
**Author:** ![Zazam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Zazam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zazam)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2005, 4:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/top-10-reasons-why-there-are-no-blacks-in-nascar/138586/6 "2005-03-18T16:40:59Z")
Wow, thats all I have to say :o ---
**Author:** ![phat240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ce7236/32.png) [@phat240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/phat240)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2005, 7:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/top-10-reasons-why-there-are-no-blacks-in-nascar/138586/7 "2005-03-18T19:21:36Z")
u upset our black friend dru :axe: ---
**Author:** ![1GAlty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/1/a9adbd/32.png) [@1GAlty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1GAlty)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2005, 9:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/top-10-reasons-why-there-are-no-blacks-in-nascar/138586/8 "2005-03-18T21:46:14Z")
> [@SRBURG13](#): > > Fuck, I love #7 How about “the pit crew forgets to put the wheels back on the car”? :E ---
**Author:** ![Z3NK1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e480ec/32.png) [@Z3NK1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Z3NK1)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2005, 10:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/top-10-reasons-why-there-are-no-blacks-in-nascar/138586/9 "2005-03-18T22:11:53Z")
I’ll have to try putting a helmet on sideways some time… :E ---
**Author:** ![SRBURG13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9fc29f/32.png) [@SRBURG13](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRBURG13)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2005, 12:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/top-10-reasons-why-there-are-no-blacks-in-nascar/138586/10 "2005-03-19T00:12:18Z")
hahahha ---
**Author:** ![PyreXXX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bbe5ce/32.png) [@PyreXXX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PyreXXX)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2005, 8:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/top-10-reasons-why-there-are-no-blacks-in-nascar/138586/11 "2005-03-19T08:17:28Z")
> [@1GAlty](#): > > [quote=SRBURG13]Fuck, I love #7 How about “the pit crew forgets to put the wheels back on the car”? :E[/quote] Or put more succinctly: #3 Your homies leave your car up on blocks after the pit stop. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![nis\_mo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/82dd89/32.png) [@nis\_mo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nis_mo)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2005, 9:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/top-10-reasons-why-there-are-no-blacks-in-nascar/138586/12 "2005-03-19T09:50:41Z")
> [@PyreXXX](#): > > [quote=1GAlty][quote=SRBURG13]Fuck, I love #7 How about “the pit crew forgets to put the wheels back on the car”? :E[/quote] Or put more succinctly: #3 Your homies leave your car up on blocks after the pit stop. :D[/quote] HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA ---
**Author:** ![Zazam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Zazam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zazam)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2005, 12:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/top-10-reasons-why-there-are-no-blacks-in-nascar/138586/13 "2005-03-19T12:55:05Z")
> [@phat240](#): > > u upset our black friend dru 🪓 Nope more like you upset my buddies who were reading the monitor. No worries Mike they’ll be at the next meet. :box lol just jokes! (Side Note) Mike it’s on for trying to pick up Camren while I was working :fencing: LOL (end of side not)