# Top 10 things to say on turkey day

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**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [November 21, 2006, 4:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/top-10-things-to-say-on-turkey-day/186357 "2006-11-21T16:19:33Z")\
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**Author:** ![Quik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/quik/32/5979_2.png) [@Quik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Quik)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2006, 4:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/top-10-things-to-say-on-turkey-day/186357/1 "2006-11-21T16:19:33Z")

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Top 10 things you can only say at Thanksgiving!

1. Talk about a huge breast!

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst!

4. That’s one terrific spread!

5. It’s a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

6. Just wait your turn, you’ll get some!

7. Don’t play with your meat.

8. I didn’t expect everyone to come at once!

9. How long will it take after you stick it in?

and the Number #1 thing you can only say on Thanksgiving…

1. I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.

Enjoy and Happy Thanksgiving to everyone

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**Author:** ![flyinglow57](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/flyinglow57/32/5978_2.png) [@flyinglow57](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/flyinglow57)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2006, 4:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/top-10-things-to-say-on-turkey-day/186357/2 "2006-11-21T16:24:22Z")

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bawwwaaahhhhhh ahahahahahaha need to write these down

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**Author:** ![SoLow](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/solow/32/6001_2.png) [@SoLow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SoLow)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2006, 4:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/top-10-things-to-say-on-turkey-day/186357/3 "2006-11-21T16:58:30Z")

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🤣 🤣

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**Author:** ![SCHMEIDER](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/schmeider/32/6032_2.png) [@SCHMEIDER](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SCHMEIDER)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2006, 4:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/top-10-things-to-say-on-turkey-day/186357/4 "2006-11-21T16:58:48Z")

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🤣 🤣 that should b a sticky

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**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2006, 5:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/top-10-things-to-say-on-turkey-day/186357/5 "2006-11-21T17:41:53Z")

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> [@Damn, all teh GTOs](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-all-teh-gtos/25988/10):
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> 🤣 🤣 that should b a sticky

stfu no0b

good post!🤣

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**Author:** ![German\_with\_a\_Bowtie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/german_with_a_bowtie/32/5967_2.png) [@German\_with\_a\_Bowtie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/German_with_a_Bowtie)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2006, 8:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/top-10-things-to-say-on-turkey-day/186357/6 "2006-11-21T20:52:11Z")

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:repost:

But it needs reposted every year around this time. 😉

Lat year’s list had a couple more on it. . .

[http://www.pittspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=20281](http://www.pittspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=20281)

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**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2006, 8:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/top-10-things-to-say-on-turkey-day/186357/7 "2006-11-22T20:36:27Z")

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#11. god damn it quik, get your hand out of Brian’s pants.

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**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2006, 5:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/top-10-things-to-say-on-turkey-day/186357/8 "2006-11-23T05:13:59Z")

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wow lame,u can do better
