# Top 11 Geek Gifts **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 5, 2006, 1:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/top-11-geek-gifts/21199 "2006-12-05T13:58:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Locutus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/locutus/32/7574_2.png) [@Locutus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Locutus)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2006, 1:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/top-11-geek-gifts/21199/1 "2006-12-05T13:58:42Z")
**Best Geek Gifts** **11.** One year of “no computer questions” from everyone in your family **10.** Private show by the remaining cast of Monty Python **9.** Simultaneous devolution of all intelligent design proponents into chimpanzees **8.** The Sword of a Thousand Truths **7.** A “Nuke the RIAA from orbit” button (The type you press, not the type you wear) **6.** Charles Babbage’s brain in a jar of formaldehyde. **5.** Life-sized, fully-functional Bender **4.** Star Wars Holiday Special where Jar-Jar gets trampled to death by Santa’s eight tiny Wookiees **3.** Ten terabyte video iPod nano with expandable screen **2.** Guided tour of Area 51 **1.** Customized Google logo on your birthday Link [http://www.bbspot.com/News/2006/12/top-11-best-geek-gifts.html](http://www.bbspot.com/News/2006/12/top-11-best-geek-gifts.html) Edit: I would pick 8 + 1 ---
**Author:** ![neurokinetik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/neurokinetik/32/7270_2.png) [@neurokinetik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/neurokinetik)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2006, 2:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/top-11-geek-gifts/21199/2 "2006-12-05T14:04:45Z")
Agree with all but 1, 5 and 6 (don’t care on all counts) and 3 (make it an open-source DRM-free MP3 player). ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2006, 2:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/top-11-geek-gifts/21199/3 "2006-12-05T14:08:11Z")
are you serious 1 would be amazing… ---
**Author:** ![OfficerK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4da419/32.png) [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2006, 2:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/top-11-geek-gifts/21199/4 "2006-12-05T14:12:40Z")
> [@neurokinetik](#): > > Agree with all but 1, 5 and 6 (don’t care on all counts) and 3 (make it an open-source DRM-free MP3 player). how dare thee! although it isnt necessarily geeky, having a full size bender would be amazing! though it wouldnt be cool if he drank all my beer ---
**Author:** ![Locutus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/locutus/32/7574_2.png) [@Locutus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Locutus)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2006, 2:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/top-11-geek-gifts/21199/5 "2006-12-05T14:13:40Z")
i want 8 + 1 ---
**Author:** ![neurokinetik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/neurokinetik/32/7270_2.png) [@neurokinetik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/neurokinetik)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2006, 2:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/top-11-geek-gifts/21199/6 "2006-12-05T14:14:34Z")
> [@ILCisDEAD](#): > > are you serious 1 would be amazing… I don’t give a rat’s ass about my own birthday or anyone else’s, therefore it falls into the :whogives: category. ---
**Author:** ![Mrs\_Karus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrs_karus/32/7426_2.png) [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2006, 2:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/top-11-geek-gifts/21199/7 "2006-12-05T14:41:11Z")
> [@neurokinetik](#): > > I don’t give a rat’s ass about my own birthday or anyone else’s, therefore it falls into the :whogives: category. A dark, dark raincloud must follow you around. Have you tried zoloft? Ask for a sample at your next doctors visit.