# Top This One for a Speeding Ticket
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/top-this-one-for-a-speeding-ticket/249396
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [December 28, 2009, 5:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/top-this-one-for-a-speeding-ticket/249396 "2009-12-28T05:42:53Z")
**Posts on this page:** 13
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### Author:  [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)
#### Post date: [December 28, 2009, 5:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/top-this-one-for-a-speeding-ticket/249396/1 "2009-12-28T05:42:53Z")
Top This One for A Speeding Ticket!!
"Two California Highway Patrol Officers were conducting speeding enforcement on I-15, just north of the Marine Corps Air Station at Miramar
One of the officers was using a hand held radar device to check speeding vehicles approaching the crest of a hill. The officers were suddenly surprised when the radar gun began reading 300 miles per hour.
The officer attempted to reset the radar gun, but it would not reset and then turned off.
Just then a deafening roar over the treetops revealed that the radar had in fact locked on to a USMC F/A-18 Hornet which was engaged in a low flying exercise near the location.
Back at the CHP Headquarters the Patrol Captain fired off a complaint to the USMC Base Commander.
The reply came back in true USMC style:
Thank you for your letter. We can now complete the file on this incident.
You may be interested to know that the tactical computer in the Hornet had detected the presence of, and subsequently locked on to your hostile radar equipment and automatically sent a jamming signal back to it, which is why it shut down.
Furthermore, an Air-to-Ground missile aboard the fully armed aircraft had also automatically locked on to your equipment location.
Fortunately, the Marine Pilot flying the Hornet recognized the situation for what it was, quickly responded to the missile system alert status and was able to override the automated defense system before the missile was launched to destroy the hostile radar position.
The pilot also suggests you cover your mouths when cussing at them, since the video systems on these jets are very high tech.
Sergeant Johnson, the officer holding the radar gun, should get his dentist to check his left rear molar. It appears the filling is loose. Also, the snap is broken on his holster.
Thank you for your concern.
Commander MCAS Miramar
Semper Fi"
If this is indeed true, that’s fricken hilarious.
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### Author:  [@SSmokinn\_SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SSmokinn_SS)
#### Post date: [December 28, 2009, 5:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/top-this-one-for-a-speeding-ticket/249396/2 "2009-12-28T05:48:36Z")
HAHAHAHAHAAHAH!
about time one a cop that was on a power trip almost got a missile sent up his ass! Thats fucking awesome. I bet he felt pretty shitty after filing that complaint.
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### Author:  [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [December 28, 2009, 5:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/top-this-one-for-a-speeding-ticket/249396/3 "2009-12-28T05:51:50Z")
Yeah that sounds like a formal letter from Marine brass.
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### Author:  [@Jeff\_K](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jeff_K)
#### Post date: [December 28, 2009, 6:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/top-this-one-for-a-speeding-ticket/249396/4 "2009-12-28T06:08:26Z")
…I’m pretty sure when I first saw that story I was running dialup AOL…
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### Author:  [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)
#### Post date: [December 28, 2009, 6:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/top-this-one-for-a-speeding-ticket/249396/5 "2009-12-28T06:19:35Z")
Well sorry…it was posted on another forum and I thought it was funny/worth sharing.
So wait…does that mean their shit is more advanced now than that ^^^? That’s pretty crazy already lol.
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### Author:  [@Johawk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Johawk)
#### Post date: [December 28, 2009, 6:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/top-this-one-for-a-speeding-ticket/249396/6 "2009-12-28T06:38:23Z")
> [@FS: XL Pominville and XL Stafford Sabres Away Jerseys](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-xl-pominville-and-xl-stafford-sabres-away-jerseys/27786/5):
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> Yeah that sounds like a formal letter from Marine brass.
Yeah… Cause Im sure you would know.
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### Author:  [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)
#### Post date: [December 28, 2009, 6:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/top-this-one-for-a-speeding-ticket/249396/7 "2009-12-28T06:41:20Z")
> [@Subaru Spearheads the GrandAM Cup with 2 Spec B's!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/subaru-spearheads-the-grandam-cup-with-2-spec-bs/27793/3):
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> HAHAHAHAHAAHAH!
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> about time one a cop that was on a power trip almost got a missile sent up his ass! Thats fucking awesome. I bet he felt pretty shitty after filing that complaint.
:Idiots
Providing this was legitimate
Cop was deff on a power trip :retardclap
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### Author:  [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [December 28, 2009, 6:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/top-this-one-for-a-speeding-ticket/249396/8 "2009-12-28T06:43:02Z")
> [@Why i bought SMG](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-i-bought-smg/27794/2):
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> Yeah… Cause Im sure you would know.
Relevancy to this thread \<-------------------wrestling midget sharks--------------------\> You
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### Author:  [@usmc2801](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/usmc2801)
#### Post date: [December 28, 2009, 6:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/top-this-one-for-a-speeding-ticket/249396/9 "2009-12-28T06:59:55Z")
> [@Why i bought SMG](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-i-bought-smg/27794/2):
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> Yeah… Cause Im sure you would know.
Actually it does. If you ask me it sounded like they were being very polite to the cops about the situation, which I think is unusual haha.
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### Author:  [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [December 28, 2009, 7:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/top-this-one-for-a-speeding-ticket/249396/10 "2009-12-28T07:04:54Z")
I meant about his molar, etc.
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### Author:  [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)
#### Post date: [December 28, 2009, 7:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/top-this-one-for-a-speeding-ticket/249396/11 "2009-12-28T07:27:00Z")
That story holds about as much true value as Santa Clause delivering presents to kids at an average of 600 chimneys a second.
Funny though.
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### Author:  [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [December 28, 2009, 7:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/top-this-one-for-a-speeding-ticket/249396/12 "2009-12-28T07:34:08Z")
I don’t know what it is you’re trying to infer, Vlad, but I don’t like it.
PS: the headlight polish didn’t work…I’ll be returning it shortly. :shifty
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### Author:  [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)
#### Post date: [December 30, 2009, 6:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/top-this-one-for-a-speeding-ticket/249396/13 "2009-12-30T06:00:21Z")
gawd, i want that jammer thats made to connect to my V1 SO BADLY