# Top Twelve Signs our Economy is Not Getting Any Better: **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [June 18, 2009, 9:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/top-twelve-signs-our-economy-is-not-getting-any-better/244862 "2009-06-18T09:13:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![beepbeep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/beepbeep/32/6355_2.png) [@beepbeep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/beepbeep)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2009, 9:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/top-twelve-signs-our-economy-is-not-getting-any-better/244862/1 "2009-06-18T09:13:34Z")
Top Twelve Signs our Economy is Not Getting Any Better: 1. CEO’s are now playing miniature golf. 2. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail last week. 3. I went to buy a toaster oven and they gave me a bank. 4. Hotwheels and Matchbox cars are now trading higher than GM in the stock market. 5. Obama met with small businesses - GE, Pfizer, Chrysler, Citigroup and GM, to discuss the Stimulus Package. 6. McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer. 7. People in Beverly Hills now firing their nannies and are learning their children’s names. 8. The most highly-paid job is now jury duty. 9. People in Africa are donating money to Americans. Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, “finish your plate; do you know how many kids are starving inAmerica?” 10. Motel Six won’t leave the lights on. 11. The Mafia is laying off judges. 12. If the bank returns your check marked as “insufficient funds,” you have to call them and ask if they meant you or them. Compliments of John M. Keynes Posted on our Lotus Notes at work today so I had to share…🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2009, 9:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/top-twelve-signs-our-economy-is-not-getting-any-better/244862/2 "2009-06-18T09:14:41Z")
thanks beepbeep ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2009, 10:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/top-twelve-signs-our-economy-is-not-getting-any-better/244862/3 "2009-06-18T10:17:58Z")
I have always been curious… are you either of the girls in your avatar? ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2009, 10:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/top-twelve-signs-our-economy-is-not-getting-any-better/244862/4 "2009-06-18T10:22:13Z")
> [@Rate my rig](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rate-my-rig/19549/7): > > I have always been curious… are you either of the girls in your avatar? she is ---
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2009, 10:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/top-twelve-signs-our-economy-is-not-getting-any-better/244862/5 "2009-06-18T10:25:55Z")
:lol @ 3 Srs - the answer is yes. ---
**Author:** ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2009, 10:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/top-twelve-signs-our-economy-is-not-getting-any-better/244862/6 "2009-06-18T10:27:42Z")
> [@Rate my rig](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rate-my-rig/19549/7): > > I have always been curious… are you either of the girls in your avatar? Yea, back off unless you want to get redneck punchasized, ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2009, 10:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/top-twelve-signs-our-economy-is-not-getting-any-better/244862/7 "2009-06-18T10:32:15Z")
> [@good not so average rock bands](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/good-not-so-average-rock-bands/19346/56): > > punchasized :lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:thumbup ---
**Author:** ![JRubino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jrubino/32/6285_2.png) [@JRubino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JRubino)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2009, 10:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/top-twelve-signs-our-economy-is-not-getting-any-better/244862/8 "2009-06-18T10:32:54Z")
> [@good not so average rock bands](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/good-not-so-average-rock-bands/19346/56): > > Yea, back off unless you want to get redneck punchasized, hahahahaha at punchasized. ---
**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2009, 10:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/top-twelve-signs-our-economy-is-not-getting-any-better/244862/9 "2009-06-18T10:38:26Z")
^^ lol. Just too confirm, she is indeed in her avatar. lol. ---
**Author:** ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2009, 10:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/top-twelve-signs-our-economy-is-not-getting-any-better/244862/10 "2009-06-18T10:39:19Z")
Dimpus Burger worker: Do you wanna Dimpus-size your meal for a quarter more? You: Want me to punchasize your face, for free? ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2009, 10:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/top-twelve-signs-our-economy-is-not-getting-any-better/244862/11 "2009-06-18T10:39:28Z")
OOOOOO rednecks. yeah I’ll pass then. I try to avoid things that may or may not have come in contact with sheep, goats, small equine and other farm animals ---
**Author:** ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2009, 10:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/top-twelve-signs-our-economy-is-not-getting-any-better/244862/12 "2009-06-18T10:41:17Z")
> [@buddha call](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/buddha-call/19484/4): > > OOOOOO rednecks. > > yeah I’ll pass then. I try to avoid things that may or may not have come in contact with sheep, goats, small equine and other farm animals This redneck iz crazi. hehe. ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2009, 10:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/top-twelve-signs-our-economy-is-not-getting-any-better/244862/13 "2009-06-18T10:42:18Z")
> [@buddha call](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/buddha-call/19484/4): > > OOOOOO rednecks. > > yeah I’ll pass then. I try to avoid things that may or may not have come in contact with sheep, goats, small equine and other farm animals haha, he meant u might get punchasized by DJ’s massive truck tires ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2009, 10:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/top-twelve-signs-our-economy-is-not-getting-any-better/244862/14 "2009-06-18T10:45:08Z")
You can always out run those tires. I would just be afraid of what kinda of disease are transferable from farm animal to person ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2009, 10:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/top-twelve-signs-our-economy-is-not-getting-any-better/244862/15 "2009-06-18T10:45:52Z")
ohhhhhhhh-ho-ho come on, Ron…not nice, not nice. ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2009, 10:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/top-twelve-signs-our-economy-is-not-getting-any-better/244862/16 "2009-06-18T10:49:51Z")
well you guys said Rednack. Don’t they have like nothing better to do ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2009, 10:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/top-twelve-signs-our-economy-is-not-getting-any-better/244862/17 "2009-06-18T10:53:27Z")
Ron :lol youre killin me! :rofl ---
**Author:** ![SSmokinn\_SS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@SSmokinn\_SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SSmokinn_SS)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2009, 10:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/top-twelve-signs-our-economy-is-not-getting-any-better/244862/18 "2009-06-18T10:55:25Z")
I think me and BeepBeep need to meet. ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2009, 10:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/top-twelve-signs-our-economy-is-not-getting-any-better/244862/19 "2009-06-18T10:57:54Z")
> [@FS: Highly Modded 1994 RX7](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-highly-modded-1994-rx7/18578/56): > > I think me and BeepBeep need to meet. ask DJ for her phone number:lol ---
**Author:** ![Allstar\_Graphics](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/allstar_graphics/32/6287_2.png) [@Allstar\_Graphics](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Allstar_Graphics)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2009, 11:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/top-twelve-signs-our-economy-is-not-getting-any-better/244862/20 "2009-06-18T11:10:48Z")
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