# 100%

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/topic/180464
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [February 22, 2006, 5:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/topic/180464 "2006-02-22T05:23:16Z")
**Posts on this page:** 6
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### Author: ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)
#### Post date: [February 22, 2006, 5:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/topic/180464/1 "2006-02-22T05:23:16Z")

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Do you ever wonder about people who say they are giving more than 100% ?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103 %?  
Here’s a little math that may prove helpful:

What makes life 100%?

If:  
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:  
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:

H A R D W O R K  
8 + 1 + 18 + 4 + 23 + 15 + 18 + 11 = 98%.

K N O W L E D G E  
11 + 14 + 15 + 23 + 12 + 5 + 4 + 7 + 5 = 96%

But,

A T T I T U D E  
1 + 20 + 20 + 9 + 20 + 21 + 4 + 5 = 100%

And,

B U L L S H I T  
2 + 21 + 12 + 12 + 19 + 8 + 9 + 20 = 103%

So it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge  
will get you close, Attitude will get you there, and  
Bullshit will take you over the top.

But look how far ass kissing will take you.

A S S K I S S I N G  
1 + 19 + 19 + 11 + 9 + 19 + 19 + 9 + 14 + 7 = 127%.

So the next time someone asks you to give more than  
100%… you know what is required of you.

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### Author: ![smokeyburnouts](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/smokeyburnouts/32/5987_2.png) [@smokeyburnouts](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/smokeyburnouts)
#### Post date: [February 22, 2006, 5:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/topic/180464/2 "2006-02-22T05:34:44Z")

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for the record when ppl say 110% it annoys me. …since when is 100 not good enough?

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### Author: ![imported\_showtime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/51bf81/32.png) [@imported\_showtime](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_showtime)
#### Post date: [February 22, 2006, 5:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/topic/180464/3 "2006-02-22T05:47:17Z")

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> [@smokeyburnouts](#):
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> for the record when ppl say 110% it annoys me. …since when is 100 not good enough?

its not good enough because if your scale goes to 110%…then 100% is actually 91%

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### Author: ![fshowcars](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fshowcars/32/5937_2.png) [@fshowcars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fshowcars)
#### Post date: [February 22, 2006, 5:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/topic/180464/4 "2006-02-22T05:48:47Z")

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i hate when people rate their effort… just put forth worthwhile effort everytime, then you don’t have to justify the amount… lazy assholes.

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### Author: ![Sinner6.0L](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sinner6.0l/32/6016_2.png) [@Sinner6.0L](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sinner6.0L)
#### Post date: [February 22, 2006, 8:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/topic/180464/5 "2006-02-22T08:28:13Z")

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I hate it when people have enough free time to figure this out

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### Author: ![SVshine03](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@SVshine03](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SVshine03)
#### Post date: [February 22, 2006, 8:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/topic/180464/6 "2006-02-22T08:58:39Z")

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> [@01GPGT](#):
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> I hate it when people have enough free time to figure this out

Yeah but then he just ass to asskiss to make up for lost time
