# 32

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/topic/63222
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [February 18, 2009, 6:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/topic/63222 "2009-02-18T06:15:17Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![chino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bcef8e/32.png) [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2009, 6:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/topic/63222/1 "2009-02-18T06:15:17Z")

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[http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29248769/](http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29248769/)

annnnnnnnnnnnnnnd go.

the 911 call recording is fucking ridiculous

edit: 911 call - [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgS0KgT5APc&eurl=http://www.923krock.com/pages/590943.php](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgS0KgT5APc&eurl=http://www.923krock.com/pages/590943.php)

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### Author: ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2009, 6:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/topic/63222/2 "2009-02-18T06:17:19Z")

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hahahahahahahahaha

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### Author: ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2009, 6:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/topic/63222/3 "2009-02-18T06:18:33Z")

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Officers remained in their vehicles at first. Herold did the same.

But at some point, Travis the chimp tried to get into a squad car.

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### Author: ![Geoff](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geoff/32/6104_2.png) [@Geoff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geoff)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2009, 6:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/topic/63222/4 "2009-02-18T06:19:00Z")

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om nom nom

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### Author: ![FASTMOFO](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9de053/32.png) [@FASTMOFO](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FASTMOFO)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2009, 6:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/topic/63222/5 "2009-02-18T06:19:06Z")

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well that would suck

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### Author: ![chino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bcef8e/32.png) [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2009, 6:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/topic/63222/6 "2009-02-18T06:20:15Z")

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and i always wanted a monkey pet… i now am no longer interested in said ape pet.

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### Author: ![Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blue_eyed_devil/32/7292_2.png) [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2009, 6:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/topic/63222/7 "2009-02-18T06:21:20Z")

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The lady said you can get a blood transfusion from a chimp so they must be good pets.(paraphrasing). I could get a blood transfusion from OJ Simpson but I wouldn’t want him in my house.

“I just want to go home with my monkey and my dog.”

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### Author: ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2009, 6:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/topic/63222/8 "2009-02-18T06:21:40Z")

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man. that’s not really that funny.

holy crap.

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### Author: ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2009, 6:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/topic/63222/9 "2009-02-18T06:22:13Z")

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Where’s the guy who wanted to get a monkey for his daughter?

Edit:  
[http://www.nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=45991](http://www.nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=45991)  
Paging elmisterioso666

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### Author: ![chino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bcef8e/32.png) [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2009, 6:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/topic/63222/10 "2009-02-18T06:26:26Z")

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> [@newman](#):
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> man. that’s not really that funny.
> 
> holy crap.

no, its really not - but the victim did survive i believe…

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### Author: ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2009, 6:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/topic/63222/11 "2009-02-18T06:27:02Z")

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kind of sad that they had to shoot the chimp. These people thought it would be great to have a monkey as a pet, but in the long run, it was better for them and for the chimp to just not do that. That chimp could have lived in a zoo somewhere happily, instead it’s now dead, and a woman is severely disfigured.

That just sucks.

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### Author: ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2009, 6:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/topic/63222/12 "2009-02-18T06:27:11Z")

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> [@chino](#):
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> no, its really not - but the victim did survive i believe…

WITH NO FACE!

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### Author: ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2009, 6:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/topic/63222/13 "2009-02-18T06:29:13Z")

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that was a big chimp… lol i still want a monkey

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### Author: ![chino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bcef8e/32.png) [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2009, 6:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/topic/63222/14 "2009-02-18T06:29:34Z")

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> [@newman](#):
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> WITH NO FACE!

^^ that could be a blessing for some people, at least you get a pity fuck then

edit: annd that has filled my insensitivity quota for the day

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### Author: ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2009, 6:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/topic/63222/15 "2009-02-18T06:39:57Z")

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hmmm, blessing in disguise, eh…

911 operator: what is your emergency?  
voice: OMG he’s ripping his stomach off, shoot him shoot him!  
911 operator: what is the victim’s name, sir?  
voice: ju… jjjjuuuu… just karter!!!

(10 minutes later)

police officer: We’ve got to get this skinny guy outta here!

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### Author: ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2009, 6:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/topic/63222/16 "2009-02-18T06:42:10Z")

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ha

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### Author: ![Axis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/axis/32/5149_2.png) [@Axis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Axis)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2009, 6:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/topic/63222/17 "2009-02-18T06:42:34Z")

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> [@newman](#):
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> hmmm, blessing in disguise, eh…
> 
> 911 operator: what is your emergency?  
> voice: OMG he’s ripping his stomach off, shoot him shoot him!  
> 911 operator: what is the victim’s name, sir?  
> voice: ju… jjjjuuuu… just karter!!!
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> (10 minutes later)
> 
> police officer: We’ve got to get this skinny guy outta here!

LOL

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### Author: ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2009, 7:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/topic/63222/18 "2009-02-18T07:13:12Z")

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thats what the morons get

:gotme:

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### Author: ![yamba6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yamba6/32/5161_2.png) [@yamba6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/yamba6)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2009, 7:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/topic/63222/19 "2009-02-18T07:30:19Z")

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this is for you geoff

![http://nyspeed.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=8372&d=1234970980](http://nyspeed.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=8372&d=1234970980)

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### Author: ![n20junkie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n20junkie/32/7396_2.png) [@n20junkie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n20junkie)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2009, 8:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/topic/63222/20 "2009-02-18T08:32:38Z")

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The victim had her hands bit off (yes, they call it “life altering injuries”, but this what happened) and her face chewed off while she was screaming for help. Nothing funny about that. Not one dam thing.

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