# 32

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/topic/63222
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [February 18, 2009, 6:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/topic/63222 "2009-02-18T06:15:17Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2009, 11:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/topic/63222/41 "2009-02-18T11:52:53Z")

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woh woh woh woh woh

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woh woh woh woh woh woh woh

**Stop monkeying around!!**

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### Author: ![turbociv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@turbociv](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbociv)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2009, 11:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/topic/63222/42 "2009-02-18T11:56:36Z")

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> [@yeamabu](#):
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> its funny because they are retarded. how about calling animal control if the animal isnt being obedient. again, they are trying to tame a wild animal. why dont you just go get a baby cub and try to raise it. then when it attacks you see how many people say, “well that was a smart move!” i understand its not a bear, but shit, sounds like it can sure do just as much.

actually id be more afraid of a chimp. A bear will just beat you till you stop moving. Chimps are very aggresive and they attack at the limbs. They attack the fingers, toes, by biting them off and they tear off the testicles and genitalia, and go for the face. Then they will turn carniverous and eat what they kill. I watched a show of when chimps attack and there no fuckin joke.

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### Author: ![Boomin99GT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boomin99gt/32/7306_2.png) [@Boomin99GT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boomin99GT)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2009, 12:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/topic/63222/43 "2009-02-18T12:13:45Z")

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Chimps are fucking scary animals. I’ve heard stories like this before actually.

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### Author: ![AshyLarry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f475e1/32.png) [@AshyLarry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AshyLarry)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2009, 12:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/topic/63222/44 "2009-02-18T12:31:52Z")

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This isn’t very surprising. Have you guys ever watched Taboo? They did and episode about strange pets, and monkeys are really violent apparently. There were a bunch of people who had fingers bitten off and other attacks. there’s like a whole sanctuary in Florida for monkey’s that went ape shit crazy.

Still, how could anyone think a 200lb chimp is a smart thing to have as a pet…?

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### Author: ![chino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bcef8e/32.png) [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2009, 12:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/topic/63222/45 "2009-02-18T12:55:09Z")

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i held a chimp and orangutan (sp?) at myrtle beach… i always wanted one after that, not so much anymore

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### Author: ![ubengineering](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ubengineering/32/5171_2.png) [@ubengineering](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ubengineering)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2009, 1:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/topic/63222/46 "2009-02-18T13:34:35Z")

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> [@chino](#):
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> i held a chimp and orangutan (sp?) at myrtle beach… i always wanted one after that, not so much anymore

LOL

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### Author: ![Syrup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@Syrup](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Syrup)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2009, 2:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/topic/63222/47 "2009-02-18T14:05:58Z")

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wow this is full of win, or loss if you look at it that way lol

great quotes though;

“Travis could be heard squealing in the background.”

“She’s dead… He ripped her apart.”

“Person down, chimp outside.”

“We’ve got to get this out of here. He’s got no face.”

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### Author: ![NYstanger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/6a8cbe/32.png) [@NYstanger](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NYstanger)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2009, 2:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/topic/63222/48 "2009-02-18T14:12:17Z")

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No matter how stupid of a move someone pulls like harboring a chimp, no one should be subjected to what happened. I can’t even imagine the pain that poor woman was put through and is in.

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### Author: ![Jon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3bc359/32.png) [@Jon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jon)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2009, 5:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/topic/63222/49 "2009-02-18T17:15:44Z")

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Wait until the end.🙂

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### Author: ![adamantairman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/53a042/32.png) [@adamantairman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/adamantairman)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2009, 6:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/topic/63222/50 "2009-02-18T18:02:40Z")

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> [@yeamabu](#):
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> ```
> how about calling animal control if the animal isnt being obedient. 
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> ```

What are they going to do? Scold it? Give it a stern talking to and send it to it’s room with no toys? I doubt animal control could ever handle a 200 pound chimp. It was stabbed, hit with a frying pan, and shot multiple times before it walked away and died.  
Oh and, [http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00521/man-with-no-nose\_68\_521494a.jpg](http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00521/man-with-no-nose_68_521494a.jpg) (he was attacked by a chimp, st.james davies)  
**If you’re eating or squeamish don’t click that**.

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### Author: ![Moruitelda](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/moruitelda/32/5348_2.png) [@Moruitelda](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Moruitelda)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2009, 6:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/topic/63222/51 "2009-02-18T18:29:33Z")

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> [@adamantairman](#):
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> What are they going to do? Scold it? Give it a stern talking to and send it to it’s room with no toys? I doubt animal control could ever handle a 200 pound chimp. It was stabbed, hit with a frying pan, and shot multiple times before it walked away and died.  
> Oh and, [http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00521/man-with-no-nose\_68\_521494a.jpg](http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00521/man-with-no-nose_68_521494a.jpg) (he was attacked by a chimp, st.james davies)  
> **If you’re eating or squeamish don’t click that**.

![http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Efjku0Ky6Zw/SK8rCtv3igI/AAAAAAAAAKk/ipQZTxewNdk/s320/voldemort.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/a/c/ac42a04ebfab5a60da7eee17f618f18e4d1e3128.jpeg)

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### Author: ![BillysRevenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@BillysRevenge](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BillysRevenge)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2009, 7:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/topic/63222/52 "2009-02-18T19:20:40Z")

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911: “They will continue shooting him until he is dead”  
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LMFAO

Previous Attack

> Nov. 9, 2005 – Moe the chimp was like a son to the Davis family. St. James and LaDonna Davis say they rescued the chimp from Africa and then raised him in their California home - sometimes even eating and sleeping with him.
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> In 1998, Moe attacked a West Covina, Calif., police officer and a neighbor. Authorities removed the chimp and took him to the Animal Haven Ranch near Bakersfield.
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> When the couple visited Moe last March, two chimps in nearby cages attacked St. James Davis and nearly killed him.
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> “I was so tired, but I had to keep fighting,” Davis said. “This one &was just pounding the daylights out of me. I heard Donna saying ‘please don’t die on me’ & I just couldn’t answer her.”  
> Story continues below  
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> He said the attack went on for 10 or 15 minutes and he could “feel it blow by blow.” Chimps are three times stronger than a man.
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> During the attack, LaDonna Davis looked on - **she had been knocked to the ground by one of the chimps who bit her thumb off**. She looked up to see her husband - who had intervened to save her - covered in blood.
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> **“The big male took off to my husband’s face, his head area, while he’s on the ground. And the smaller one & went to his foot area,” she told ABC News. They were “tearing away at him. And I’m begging somebody to do something here.”**
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> A ranch hand eventually shot the two chimps to death. Prosecutors did not seek criminal charges against the operator of the reserve because the animals apparently escaped on their own.
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> St. James Davis spent months in intensive care and underwent more than two dozen operations - he estimates he has 20 more surgeries left. He was put into an induced coma to help him heal.
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> Davis recently returned home. He’s severely disfigured - **his nose chewed off and his genitals and limbs severely mauled** - but his love for Moe, who served as the ring bearer in his and LaDonna’s wedding, remains strong.
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> Nevertheless, he is haunted by the memory of the attack.
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> “I really don’t want to go back to the scene,” Davis said. “I would like to have him put elsewhere. I would like to be back together again. I don’t even know if he knows I am alive.”

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### Author: ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)
#### Post date: [February 19, 2009, 1:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/topic/63222/53 "2009-02-19T13:21:06Z")

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Man, just listened to the 911 tape.

Jesus christ.

Looks like the lady lost her eye, nose and fucking JAW.

> **[She lost eyes, nose and jaw to crazed chimpanzee](http://www.nydailynews.com/news/charla-nash-lost-eyes-nose-jaw-chimpanzee-attack-article-1.365935)**
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> The shocked family of the chimp attack victim said Wednesday a team of doctors is working feverishly to save her life as the extent of her horrific injuries was revealed.

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### Author: ![NYstanger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/6a8cbe/32.png) [@NYstanger](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NYstanger)
#### Post date: [February 19, 2009, 2:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/topic/63222/54 "2009-02-19T14:14:40Z")

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Damn this just turns my stomach thinking about this happening.

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### Author: ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2009, 7:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/topic/63222/55 "2009-11-05T07:21:56Z")

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- Bump \*

> **[Chimp Attack Victim Suing Connecticut for $150 Million](http://www.foxnews.com/story/2009/11/07/chimp-attack-victim-suing-connecticut-for-150-million.html?test=latestnews)**
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> A Connecticut woman mauled and blinded by a chimpanzee is seeking to sue the state for $150 million.

She’s suing **THE STATE** for $150 million. Yep, you get a call from your friend that her 200lb monkey is going nuts and decide to go help her, but it’s the state’s fault when you get your hands and face ripped off. :banghead:

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### Author: ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2009, 7:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/topic/63222/56 "2009-11-05T07:22:54Z")

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wtf is wrong with this country???

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### Author: ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)
#### Post date: [November 11, 2009, 10:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/topic/63222/57 "2009-11-11T10:35:24Z")

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Another bump, according to CNN she went on Oprah today to reveal what’s left of her face. In a “can’t look away from a car accident” moment I went looking for pictures.

> **[First Glimpse at Graphic Images of Chimp Attack Victim](https://www.nbcconnecticut.com/news/local/Worlds-First-Glimpse-at-Chimp-Attack-Victim-69761012.html)**
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> WARNING: Graphic images of Charla Nash's appearance on Oprah.

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### Author: ![9c1ny](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/9c1ny/32/5050_2.png) [@9c1ny](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9c1ny)
#### Post date: [November 11, 2009, 2:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/topic/63222/58 "2009-11-11T14:01:16Z")

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I caught her on the end of oprah today, horrorfying

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### Author: ![nitroinsane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d26b3c/32.png) [@nitroinsane](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nitroinsane)
#### Post date: [November 11, 2009, 2:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/topic/63222/59 "2009-11-11T14:17:46Z")

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Well it is not like she was a looker in the first place…

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### Author: ![Vrooom](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vrooom/32/7198_2.png) [@Vrooom](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vrooom)
#### Post date: [November 11, 2009, 2:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/topic/63222/60 "2009-11-11T14:26:03Z")

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Ugggh I missed it.

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