# Totaled ///M3.. Stupid, Lucky, Weird.

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/totaled-m3-stupid-lucky-weird/3396>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Automotive\
**Created:** [October 14, 2005, 6:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/totaled-m3-stupid-lucky-weird/3396 "2005-10-14T06:45:03Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 10:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/totaled-m3-stupid-lucky-weird/3396/21 "2005-10-14T10:06:03Z")

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i like it when people throw out random quasi-verbs like ‘pinned’ and ‘brake-checked’ when it’s like, dude - just use simple language like ‘i got up to 140’, ‘i hit the brakes too hard for no reason’ and ‘slammed into a tree like a sweaty retard’. it’s gonna take more than a macho tone with your stupid jargon to make me think that what you were doing made any sense.

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**Author:** ![camarojoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@camarojoe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/camarojoe)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 10:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/totaled-m3-stupid-lucky-weird/3396/22 "2005-10-14T10:12:59Z")

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Sometimes $ doesn’t buy you intelligence.

Suprised no posts with:  
That’ll Buff right out. 🙂

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**Author:** ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 10:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/totaled-m3-stupid-lucky-weird/3396/23 "2005-10-14T10:18:33Z")

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> [@ghettostyleTA](#):
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> " i got up to 140, hit the brakes too hard for no reason and slammed into a tree like a sweaty retard". it’s gonna take more than a macho tone with your stupid jargon to make me think that what you were doing made any sense.

lmao … soo true

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**Author:** ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 11:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/totaled-m3-stupid-lucky-weird/3396/24 "2005-10-14T11:37:16Z")

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just had to … just for you joel

[http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?p=3372085&posted=1#post3372085](http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?p=3372085&posted=1#post3372085)

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**Author:** ![Adictd2b00st](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/adictd2b00st/32/7625_2.png) [@Adictd2b00st](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Adictd2b00st)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 11:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/totaled-m3-stupid-lucky-weird/3396/25 "2005-10-14T11:43:08Z")

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> [@fairgentleman Z](#):
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> It’s called sobering up before the cops get to you.

then he’s even more of a jackass for driving intoxicated

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**Author:** ![Ninja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/53a042/32.png) [@Ninja](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ninja)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 2:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/totaled-m3-stupid-lucky-weird/3396/26 "2005-10-14T14:42:43Z")

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> [@ghettostyleTA](#):
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> i like it when people throw out random quasi-verbs like ‘pinned’ and ‘brake-checked’ when it’s like, dude - just use simple language like ‘i got up to 140’, ‘i hit the brakes too hard for no reason’ and ‘slammed into a tree like a sweaty retard’. it’s gonna take more than a macho tone with your stupid jargon to make me think that what you were doing made any sense.

Amen… more people need to die in this country of their own stupidity…

20$ says **when** ( not if ) he flips the Escalade he takes an innocent by stander with him.

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**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 3:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/totaled-m3-stupid-lucky-weird/3396/27 "2005-10-14T15:00:44Z")

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I just remembered that I am on that forum.

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**Author:** ![Twizted](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/twizted/32/7206_2.png) [@Twizted](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Twizted)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 3:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/totaled-m3-stupid-lucky-weird/3396/28 "2005-10-14T15:00:53Z")

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what a tool that guy is

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**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 3:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/totaled-m3-stupid-lucky-weird/3396/29 "2005-10-14T15:29:27Z")

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Crashing at 140 :tdown:  
getting rid of the M for an escalade :tup:  
i’m probably the only one on this board that would much rather own one then an M3.

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**Author:** ![Janny](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/janny/32/7594_2.png) [@Janny](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Janny)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 3:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/totaled-m3-stupid-lucky-weird/3396/30 "2005-10-14T15:46:10Z")

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> [@SkunkApe](#):
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> that guy is a jackass…hate to see an ///M in that condition

:word:

and I hate to see anyone buy an escalade :bloated:  
:tdown:

EDIT:

> [@Joe](#):
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> i’m probably the only one on this board that would much rather own one than an M3.

hopefully.

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**Author:** ![Xander](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/xander/32/7597_2.png) [@Xander](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Xander)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 4:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/totaled-m3-stupid-lucky-weird/3396/31 "2005-10-14T16:14:27Z")

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Lots of Hate in this thread. Would it be the same if he drove an '94 Probe and was getting a Caprice Classic for his next car? :gotme:

x…

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**Author:** ![Rx3](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rx3/32/7194_2.png) [@Rx3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Rx3)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 4:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/totaled-m3-stupid-lucky-weird/3396/32 "2005-10-14T16:25:11Z")

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> [@ghettostyleTA](#):
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> i like it when people throw out random quasi-verbs like ‘pinned’ and ‘brake-checked’ when it’s like, dude - just use simple language like ‘i got up to 140’, ‘i hit the brakes too hard for no reason’ and ‘slammed into a tree like a sweaty retard’. it’s gonna take more than a macho tone with your stupid jargon to make me think that what you were doing made any sense.

:word:

> [@Xander](#):
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> Lots of Hate in this thread. Would it be the same if he drove an '94 Probe and was getting a Caprice Classic for his next car? :gotme:
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> x…

Hell yes. Not the type of car he gets to replace it, but the general feeling of “you are a waste of precious oxygen” would definitely still apply.

I think the fact that he is so nonchalant (probably because he got off light) about the whole situation makes it that more disgusting. If that was my black ass smashing shit up, I’d be on the 11 o clock news as a “captured fugitive”.

_Hiding in the grass for six hours watching the cops clean your clusterfuck. :rolleyes:_

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**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 4:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/totaled-m3-stupid-lucky-weird/3396/33 "2005-10-14T16:28:52Z")

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man, really shit the bed on that one, must have really slammed on the brakes to lose it in that car, 140 is way tooo fast for a road that has lights on it. soory d00d but ur a jackass and btw i find it really fucking funny that he hid in a bush and watched everything, did he really think he was gonna get away with that shit?? i agree when someone says he was proly drunk coulda been high too but we’ll leave that to the experts. this dude will def. be better off with a truck.

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**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 4:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/totaled-m3-stupid-lucky-weird/3396/34 "2005-10-14T16:39:31Z")

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> [@Joe](#):
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> I’m probably the only one on this board that would much rather own one then an M3.

![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v332/jeepsrule1/mamorowl.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/4/b/4b1766825892895bb83a7171ff3086ee7d5b614b.jpeg)  
The steering in GM’s trucks…just scares me. I know it’s a truck, but give me at least a little feeling. Just a eeeetiee bitty tiny bitty itty bit of steering. PLEASE? ☹

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**Author:** ![LAFENGAS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lafengas/32/7573_2.png) [@LAFENGAS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LAFENGAS)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 6:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/totaled-m3-stupid-lucky-weird/3396/35 "2005-10-14T18:40:46Z")

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> [@Rx3](#):
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> . If that was my black ass smashing shit up, I’d be on the 11 o clock news as a “captured fugitive”.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: … oh yeah…and :lol:

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**Author:** ![TgDn32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tgdn32/32/7360_2.png) [@TgDn32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TgDn32)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2005, 10:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/totaled-m3-stupid-lucky-weird/3396/36 "2005-10-15T22:41:21Z")

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> [@HotRodKid](#):
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> brake check ? is this 1935 or some shit ? do you not expect the brakes to work
> 
> brake checking a new car is like locking the doors so they dont fly open

I hate to quote this, seeing as how its so far up the page, but this has to be the funniest thing I have ever read. 🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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**Author:** ![Bigairskier1580](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bigairskier1580/32/7612_2.png) [@Bigairskier1580](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bigairskier1580)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2005, 11:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/totaled-m3-stupid-lucky-weird/3396/37 "2005-10-15T23:10:37Z")

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> [@boardjnky4](#):
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> this dude will def. be better off with a truck.

Negative, the truck will still go fast and do a hell lot more damage to whomever he hits with it. GUy is obviously a douchebag, and will likely not learn from the past.

Two Things-  
-History Repeats itself.  
-Once a douche, always a douche.

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**Author:** ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2005, 11:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/totaled-m3-stupid-lucky-weird/3396/38 "2005-10-15T23:11:02Z")

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> [@TgDn32](#):
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> I hate to quote this, seeing as how its so far up the page, but this has to be the funniest thing I have ever read. 🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

its so fucking true tho !

why is it these dumb mother fuckers always brake check at triple digit speeds, but noone ever does it at like 60?

does the added speed somehow effect the brakes, jaming them and not allowing the to work ?

does wide open throttle screw up the brake booster, and your just brake checking to make sure you have adaquate vacuum to power the brakes ?

unless you just did brand new brakes on all 4 corners and wound up with alot of extra bolts, copper washers and an extra rotor, and you have no faith in your mechanical abilities WHY DO YOU DO A BRAKE CHECK

hell, for that matter, when was the last time you saw a nascar driver screaming down the straight away and just decide to do a brake check ?

or a rally driver

maybe top fuel dragster drivers should do a “chute check” at the 1/8 mile mark

“hmm, just wondering” **click** frump\*\* “yep, chute works”

fucking idiots

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**Author:** ![DJ\_X-StatiK](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dj_x-statik/32/7579_2.png) [@DJ\_X-StatiK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DJ_X-StatiK)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2005, 3:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/totaled-m3-stupid-lucky-weird/3396/39 "2005-10-17T15:59:52Z")

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geez…some people are morons on the road.

if youre going to be stupid, do it where there arent any other cars or people…hes lucky no one else got hurt…

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**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2005, 4:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/totaled-m3-stupid-lucky-weird/3396/40 "2005-10-17T16:54:33Z")

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Now I remembered why I don’t bother posting there, or on their detailing forum more specifically.

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