# TOTALLY unreal ex girlfriend story, must read. **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 12, 2009, 1:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/totally-unreal-ex-girlfriend-story-must-read/249019 "2009-12-12T13:40:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2009, 1:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/totally-unreal-ex-girlfriend-story-must-read/249019/1 "2009-12-12T13:40:39Z")
Some of you may remember me posting this email that I got from an ex girlfriend. This email from her was the first contact that we’ve had in over 5 years. "Dear Travis, I’m so sorry I never appreciated you. You"re a wonderful person & you deserve someone really great. I wasn’t a good friend to you after our break up. You put sexual pictures of me on the internet & I was pretty mad. But I deserved that. I wish I could go back & make things right, but I can’t. All I can do is hope that you’ve found someone who will make it all go away. Take care of you & know that you deserve the best. -A" Throuhout several more emails, she stated several times that she owed me an act of kindness. She said that she’d give me a kidney if needed, shit like that. Well, we went a few weeks without talking, and I got this email- “Something’s wrong. The dreams won’t stop. You’re trying to work around some type of physical/health problem. Urinary/scrotal, or something in that area? Please let me help you. I was planning on getting the monks to do prayers for you in Thailand, but there’s got to be something I can do now.” Keep in mind, this chick is a PhD. She’s not stupid. Well, I tell her that I got laid off, and the two most important events of my life that are coming up soon are in limbo because of a lack of funds (and that’s the truth). I suggest that she sends me $1000 dollars as her act of kindness, and to ‘clean our slate’. I just checked the mail, and found this- ![http://i46.tinypic.com/2agqhc2.jpg](http://i46.tinypic.com/2agqhc2.jpg) Discuss. She’s shown me that she’s truly sorry for her past actions, and I appreciate her now more than ever. ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2009, 1:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/totally-unreal-ex-girlfriend-story-must-read/249019/2 "2009-12-12T13:42:02Z")
Tell her to send Adam $1000 and youll take her back :lol ---
**Author:** ![lconrad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lconrad/32/6314_2.png) [@lconrad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/lconrad)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2009, 1:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/totally-unreal-ex-girlfriend-story-must-read/249019/3 "2009-12-12T13:43:04Z")
bullshit!!! anyone can write their name on paper and throw some money in front of it… I call bullshit. discuss. ---
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2009, 1:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/totally-unreal-ex-girlfriend-story-must-read/249019/4 "2009-12-12T13:58:48Z")
:wow ---
**Author:** ![underboosted](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/underboosted/32/6424_2.png) [@underboosted](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/underboosted)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2009, 1:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/totally-unreal-ex-girlfriend-story-must-read/249019/5 "2009-12-12T13:59:32Z")
Where’s the envalope she sent it in? ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2009, 1:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/totally-unreal-ex-girlfriend-story-must-read/249019/6 "2009-12-12T13:59:56Z")
What kind of drugs are you on cause I want some ---
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2009, 2:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/totally-unreal-ex-girlfriend-story-must-read/249019/7 "2009-12-12T14:00:51Z")
> [@underboosted"](#): > > Where’s the envalope she sent it in? I can post it, whatever, but if I posted that, every entire email, etc, someone can still say that I fabricated the entire story. Proofs in the cash. ---
**Author:** ![vwkawavw](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vwkawavw/32/6516_2.png) [@vwkawavw](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/vwkawavw)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2009, 2:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/totally-unreal-ex-girlfriend-story-must-read/249019/8 "2009-12-12T14:01:17Z")
I don’t know you, but you sir are a scumbag. ---
**Author:** ![Mark355](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mark355/32/6528_2.png) [@Mark355](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mark355)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2009, 2:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/totally-unreal-ex-girlfriend-story-must-read/249019/9 "2009-12-12T14:05:36Z")
![http://memegenerator.net/Instances/892/Joseph-Ducreux-EX-GF-DREAMS-YOU-HAVE-SCROTAL-PROBLEMS-PROFIT.jpg](http://memegenerator.net/Instances/892/Joseph-Ducreux-EX-GF-DREAMS-YOU-HAVE-SCROTAL-PROBLEMS-PROFIT.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![6SPD\_S4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/6spd_s4/32/6326_2.png) [@6SPD\_S4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/6SPD_S4)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2009, 3:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/totally-unreal-ex-girlfriend-story-must-read/249019/10 "2009-12-12T15:02:57Z")
Lmao ---
**Author:** ![zee\_oh\_sex](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zee_oh_sex/32/6451_2.png) [@zee\_oh\_sex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zee_oh_sex)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2009, 3:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/totally-unreal-ex-girlfriend-story-must-read/249019/11 "2009-12-12T15:06:15Z")
that, if true, is the most whacked out story ive ever heard. sweet as hell for the 1000 bucks. but maybe your balls really will stop working? worth a 1000 bucks, i say hell no. karma’s a bitch so watch out if u keep that grand you may lose a nut!! ---
**Author:** ![SSmokinn\_SS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@SSmokinn\_SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SSmokinn_SS)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2009, 3:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/totally-unreal-ex-girlfriend-story-must-read/249019/12 "2009-12-12T15:06:37Z")
I think you need to bang this girl again…and take more pics! ---
**Author:** ![d\_gage](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/d_gage/32/6321_2.png) [@d\_gage](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/d_gage)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2009, 3:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/totally-unreal-ex-girlfriend-story-must-read/249019/13 "2009-12-12T15:08:00Z")
In for JClarks response… ---
**Author:** ![zee\_oh\_sex](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zee_oh_sex/32/6451_2.png) [@zee\_oh\_sex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zee_oh_sex)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2009, 3:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/totally-unreal-ex-girlfriend-story-must-read/249019/14 "2009-12-12T15:13:16Z")
> [@Linkin Park](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/linkin-park/27167/4): > > I think you need to bang this girl again…and take more pics! haha black mail FTW :number1 ---
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2009, 3:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/totally-unreal-ex-girlfriend-story-must-read/249019/15 "2009-12-12T15:19:24Z")
> [@Check this out](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/check-this-out/27156/16): > > that, if true, is the most whacked out story ive ever heard. sweet as hell for the 1000 bucks. but maybe your balls really will stop working? worth a 1000 bucks, i say hell no. karma’s a bitch so watch out if u keep that grand you may lose a nut!! It’s totally true, several people on here can vouch for my integrity. She realized she treated me like DOG SHIT, took the time to reach out to me, and offered me an act of kindness to show that she truly sorry and still cares about me. No Karma involved here, I did nothing wrong by taking the cash. ---
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2009, 3:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/totally-unreal-ex-girlfriend-story-must-read/249019/16 "2009-12-12T15:21:56Z")
I’m sure that doochebag Justin (celtic something) will like this thread too:clap ---
**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2009, 4:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/totally-unreal-ex-girlfriend-story-must-read/249019/17 "2009-12-12T16:29:12Z")
awesome man. tell her to call my ex maybe i can get cash too! ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2009, 5:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/totally-unreal-ex-girlfriend-story-must-read/249019/18 "2009-12-12T17:25:51Z")
> [@So what's next?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-whats-next/27543/10): > > bullshit!!! anyone can write their name on paper and throw some money in front of it… I call bullshit. > > discuss. Why would anyone want to do that in the first place is what I don’t understand ---
**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2009, 6:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/totally-unreal-ex-girlfriend-story-must-read/249019/19 "2009-12-12T18:01:34Z")
Why aren’t you married to this bitch? ---
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2009, 9:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/totally-unreal-ex-girlfriend-story-must-read/249019/20 "2009-12-12T21:35:35Z")
> [@So what's next?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-whats-next/27543/47): > > Why aren’t you married to this bitch? Because she’s currently married to someone else. [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/totally-unreal-ex-girlfriend-story-must-read/249019.md?page=2)