# Travel Advisory

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travel-advisory/145822
**Category:** Canada Nissan Automotive
**Created:** [February 8, 2007, 3:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travel-advisory/145822 "2007-02-08T15:36:39Z")
**Posts on this page:** 5
**Page:** 1

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### Author: ![fcukven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@fcukven1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fcukven1)
#### Post date: [February 8, 2007, 3:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travel-advisory/145822/1 "2007-02-08T15:36:39Z")

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Travel Advice

If you are sitting next to someone who

irritates you on a plane or train…

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.

2. Remove your laptop.

3. Turn it on.

4. Make sure the guy who won’t leave you alone can see the screen.

5. Open this email.

6. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.

7. Then hit this link:

[http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf](http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf)

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### Author: ![apex\_drifter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ac8455/32.png) [@apex\_drifter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/apex_drifter)
#### Post date: [February 8, 2007, 3:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travel-advisory/145822/2 "2007-02-08T15:49:18Z")

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LOL that’s awesome. . . do you say: “derka derka muhammad jihad” too? :lol:

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### Author: ![RS13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/46a35a/32.png) [@RS13](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RS13)
#### Post date: [February 8, 2007, 5:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travel-advisory/145822/3 "2007-02-08T17:07:17Z")

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> [@nismo240r](#):
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> LOL that’s awesome. . . do you say: “derka derka muhammad jihad” too? :lol:

i believe its “derka derka LA muhammad jihad”

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### Author: ![InitialD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/d07c76/32.png) [@InitialD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/InitialD)
#### Post date: [February 9, 2007, 12:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travel-advisory/145822/4 "2007-02-09T00:44:20Z")

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didnt get it??? :axe:

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### Author: ![Last\_Fuse](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/last_fuse/32/5847_2.png) [@Last\_Fuse](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Last_Fuse)
#### Post date: [February 9, 2007, 9:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travel-advisory/145822/5 "2007-02-09T21:27:39Z")

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> [@RS13](#):
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> [quote=nismo240r]LOL that’s awesome. . . do you say: “derka derka muhammad jihad” too? :lol:

i believe its “derka derka LA muhammad jihad”[/quote]

Wasnt there something about Matt Damon in there too?