# Travis doesnt build dick for Skip Barber **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [March 31, 2008, 8:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travis-doesnt-build-dick-for-skip-barber/236246 "2008-03-31T08:59:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 8:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travis-doesnt-build-dick-for-skip-barber/236246/181 "2008-03-31T20:18:12Z")
This thread got awesome in no time. Travis did work at Skip Barber, I never said he didnt. I said he didnt build dick for them. :runaway Not my information to divulge. ---
**Author:** ![Celtic1982citleC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/celtic1982citlec/32/6323_2.png) [@Celtic1982citleC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Celtic1982citleC)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 8:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travis-doesnt-build-dick-for-skip-barber/236246/182 "2008-03-31T20:18:29Z")
> [@EJ257FTW](#): > > I NEVER FUCKING GAVE THEM THE MOTHER FUCKING RECEIPT… next time you call me a liar im fucking through with you… dont you EVER call me a fucking liar again. GOT IT?! your preconceived notions about what i did are all wrong. dont go off half fucking cocked because you THINK you know what happened. i was told by the turbo BUILDER at forced performance that unless i told him where i purchased it from he would NOT warranty the rebuild on my turbo… i told him gnv… he confirmed thats where i purchased it through some sort of tracking information that I DID NOT GIVE HIM and THEN dismantled my turbo and found it to be from lack of oiling and declined the warranty anyways. i STILL ended up paying 810$ out of pocket to rebuild a 3 week old turbo… ANYTHING that your buddy at gnv told you other than that is fucking HORSESHIT I think you’re mis-remembering the course of events. Does that make you feel better? And who’s “half fuckign cocked”? You’re getting all bent out of shape because, again, fact was stated. You sir, for one who claims to speak straight and do not give a fuck if people can take it or not, do not seem capable of handling fact. I’ve been level headed throughout this entire thread and you keep going off on your raging tangents for no particular reason. And what does “I’m fucking through with you” mean? I didn’t know we were dating? If you wanted to be my girl, you could’ve asked. ---
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 8:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travis-doesnt-build-dick-for-skip-barber/236246/183 "2008-03-31T20:18:56Z")
> [@EJ257FTW](#): > > my turbo had less than 130 miles on it. severe lack of oiling due to the previous owners cobb jobbed attempt at sealing an oil pan… red/orange rtv suckied into the oil pump pickup tube and clogged all oil flow… cooked my shit faster than touching a glowing exhaust manifold weak. the saying " a little bit, goes a long way" comes to mind… in reference to the RTV ---
**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 8:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travis-doesnt-build-dick-for-skip-barber/236246/184 "2008-03-31T20:19:20Z")
> [@timmay](#): > > Did QuickLT1 hack your account? He literally lives off bacon No I just like bacon… as matter of fact my life is loosely based on this flowchart ---
**Author:** ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 8:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travis-doesnt-build-dick-for-skip-barber/236246/185 "2008-03-31T20:19:25Z")
> [@Mk4 30R](#): > > i prefer a grilled chesse samie, with white and yellow gov’t cheese on whole grain wheat. with a slathering of ketchup yumm… It was a free sub since my friends mom owns the store… ---
**Author:** ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 8:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travis-doesnt-build-dick-for-skip-barber/236246/186 "2008-03-31T20:20:14Z")
> [@LKSi](#): > > No I just like bacon… as matter of fact my life is loosely based on this flowchart HAHAHAAH Flow charts FTW!! ---
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 8:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travis-doesnt-build-dick-for-skip-barber/236246/187 "2008-03-31T20:21:36Z")
great flow chart. kind of like a trouble shooting schematic. ---
**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 8:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travis-doesnt-build-dick-for-skip-barber/236246/188 "2008-03-31T20:21:45Z")
> [@Allstar Graphics](#): > > travis built and maintained some of the cars at skip barber…so? Are you jealous why dont some of you guys go get a job at a racing school or track if you want to swing from their balls and suck dick for gram crackers. I sure as hell would not want to. No one is bashing him for getting a job and then leaving for more money. I called him out because I cant take the lying about ALMS cars and being a master tech of a 1200lb carbon fiber mysterious car, because the Skippy cars are nothing like that. ---
**Author:** ![Auto0utcast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast/32/6281_2.png) [@Auto0utcast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 8:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travis-doesnt-build-dick-for-skip-barber/236246/189 "2008-03-31T20:22:16Z")
> [@Celtic1982citleC](#): > > I think you’re mis-remembering the course of events. Does that make you feel better? And who’s “half fuckign cocked”? You’re getting all bent out of shape because, again, fact was stated. You sir, for one who claims to speak straight and do not give a fuck if people can take it or not, do not seem capable of handling fact. I’ve been level headed throughout this entire thread and you keep going off on your raging tangents for no particular reason. And what does “I’m fucking through with you” mean? I didn’t know we were dating? If you wanted to be my girl, you could’ve asked. oh please enlightened one, tell me the TRUE course of events seeing as YOU DIDNT TALK TO THE GUYS AT FP ABOUT MY TURBO? i know what i was told 100%… dont go lying to the public here trying to bias them ---
**Author:** ![Auto0utcast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast/32/6281_2.png) [@Auto0utcast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 8:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travis-doesnt-build-dick-for-skip-barber/236246/190 "2008-03-31T20:24:14Z")
> [@JClark](#): > > No one is bashing him for getting a job and then leaving for more money. I called him out because I cant take the lying about ALMS cars and being a master tech of a 1200lb carbon fiber mysterious car, because the Skippy cars are nothing like that. jesse you are correct… the skip cars are NOT alms cars… they are formula fords powered by dodge motors when i worked there… they now have mazda powerplants. i was generalizing and forgetting how “core” you are to the racing bylaws i mis labeled the genre of car i worked on… ---
**Author:** ![tdi\_logik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tdi_logik/32/6310_2.png) [@tdi\_logik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tdi_logik)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 8:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travis-doesnt-build-dick-for-skip-barber/236246/191 "2008-03-31T20:26:11Z")
after 10 pages… finally back on topic…, i think we need some more piktars! ---
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 8:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travis-doesnt-build-dick-for-skip-barber/236246/192 "2008-03-31T20:26:29Z")
![http://www.historyofthebutton.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/receive_bacon.jpg](http://www.historyofthebutton.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/receive_bacon.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Celtic1982citleC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/celtic1982citlec/32/6323_2.png) [@Celtic1982citleC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Celtic1982citleC)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 8:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travis-doesnt-build-dick-for-skip-barber/236246/193 "2008-03-31T20:27:54Z")
> [@EJ257FTW](#): > > oh please enlightened one, tell me the TRUE course of events seeing as YOU DIDNT TALK TO THE GUYS AT FP ABOUT MY TURBO? i know what i was told 100%… dont go lying to the public here trying to bias them No, I didn’t talk to the guys at FP. I only got to deal w/ the aftermath when Steve from GNV called me to discuss the actions that had led to FP calling them and threatening to pull their dealer lisence for violating the map agreement. Steve had no reason to lie to me in mentioning to me that FP called after finding out that they had discounted a turbo. There have been no lies to the “public” trying to bias them. SEVERAL people know this whole story already and some were even around when I got the call from Steve. Keep mashing that caps lock key though, it makes you look awesome. ---
**Author:** ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 8:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travis-doesnt-build-dick-for-skip-barber/236246/194 "2008-03-31T20:28:14Z")
:wtf HAHA at the recieve bacon wtf!!! ---
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 8:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travis-doesnt-build-dick-for-skip-barber/236246/195 "2008-03-31T20:30:30Z")
Holy Jesus what did I miss :ahh :ahh :ahh :ahh :ahh :ahh :ahh :ahh :ahh Everybody cool off. It’s all fun and games until a few things happen. 1. Members get personally attacked by other members. Each time you attack another member, you attack me, and we all know Russians don’t like to be attacked 2. Everytime these threads get this silly, they lower the quality of the board, which doesn’t sit well with me no matter how entertaining they are. 3. What the **fuck** is the point of swearing in your posts? It’s not going to prove your point or get anybody on your side, so stop it, it’s silly. My number one priority is an admin is to provide an environment for the majority. If these threads are entertaining and people enjoy reading the sillyness that goes on thats fine, but if these threads go against the hard work I put into this and drives away members and viewers, **I take it personally** , and you don’t want an admin mad at you. ---
**Author:** ![Auto0utcast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast/32/6281_2.png) [@Auto0utcast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 8:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travis-doesnt-build-dick-for-skip-barber/236246/196 "2008-03-31T20:34:51Z")
> [@Celtic1982citleC](#): > > No, I didn’t talk to the guys at FP. I only got to deal w/ the aftermath when Steve from GNV called me to discuss the actions that had led to FP calling them and threatening to pull their dealer lisence for violating the map agreement. Steve had no reason to lie to me in mentioning to me that FP called after finding out that they had discounted a turbo. There have been no lies to the “public” trying to bias them. SEVERAL people know this whole story already and some were even around when I got the call from Steve. Keep mashing that caps lock key though, it makes you look awesome. im glad the guy at GNV knew exactly what i said and did with FP when he wasnt on the line with me at all. soo nice of him to tell you shit that wasnt true. #1) i supplied the place of purchase… #2)FP informs me GNV is not a registered dealer in their database #3) FP calls me and says they have verified where i purchased it from and is beginning disassembly of turbo #4) FP calls and says turbo not warrantied due to lack of oiling. #5) i get assfucked for another 800$ on a 3 week old, 130 mile turbo #6) turbo goes back on car… 3 days later motor goes boom from shitty “[getadomtune.com](http://getadomtune.com)” tune these are the facts. ---
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 8:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travis-doesnt-build-dick-for-skip-barber/236246/197 "2008-03-31T20:35:32Z")
i got this for LKSi ![http://www.slashfood.com/media/2006/1/bacon5.jpg](http://www.slashfood.com/media/2006/1/bacon5.jpg) i did google search, typed in “blown up turbo” and that picture was on page 7 at the bottom ---
**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 8:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travis-doesnt-build-dick-for-skip-barber/236246/198 "2008-03-31T20:36:37Z")
I actually tried the Wendy’s Baconator today… my heart literally hurt ---
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 8:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travis-doesnt-build-dick-for-skip-barber/236246/199 "2008-03-31T20:38:03Z")
im sure, thats alot of nastiness going in your body ---
**Author:** ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 8:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travis-doesnt-build-dick-for-skip-barber/236246/200 "2008-03-31T20:38:11Z")
> [@Mk4 30R](#): > > i got this for LKSi > > i did google search, typed in “blown up turbo” and that picture was on page 7 at the bottom :crackup [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travis-doesnt-build-dick-for-skip-barber/236246.md?page=9) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travis-doesnt-build-dick-for-skip-barber/236246.md?page=11)