# Travis' STi-Tragedy or Karma? !!!NWSWN!!!

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travis-sti-tragedy-or-karma-nwswn/238810>\
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [September 8, 2008, 8:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travis-sti-tragedy-or-karma-nwswn/238810 "2008-09-08T08:42:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 7:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travis-sti-tragedy-or-karma-nwswn/238810/241 "2008-09-09T19:01:46Z")

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**OK. From the top…**

-14 JClark Points from Stage9SuperchargedSlowCar for being an oversensitive weiner.

> [@Mk4 30R](#):
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> hows this?

Top notch. 10 JClark Points for the promised Waaaahbulence and an extra +1 JClark Point for animation.

> [@Jeremiah](#):
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> How about a whaaburger and some frenchcries?
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> ![http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p57/vegasgoodfella/wahmburger_frenchCries.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/a/7/a7b1b0507d6f9bc89c7bcef0bedc74705ff9a560.jpeg)

HILARIOUS. +13 JClark Points!

> [@LKSwhy?](#):
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> Somebody tell me how I can earn some of these “JClark points”

Thanks for asking. The JClark Points system is a way rewarding valuable Shift members that arent whiny emo cry-babies or take anything on this forum seriously. JClark Points are awarded on a completely arbitrary basis. Prizes WILL be awarded.

Exhibit A—v

> [@deadbeatrec](#):
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> like Travis’s car? wait, thats getting old, im a dick and a deadbeat. gawd grow up!

+4 JClark Points for not giving into the oversensitive whiners.

> [@Boxersix](#):
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> Kayleigh Pearson :thumb
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> In the words of JClark…bring more skanks.

+4 JClark Points to both. Total of +8 JClark Points.

> [@Hooked on 240](#):
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> EDIT: NWS removed.
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> you want boobs, here. theres some all 40 lbs of them
> 
> cliff you jclark points should be minus now

+3 JClark Points for initiative  
-5 JClark Points for suggesting my arbitrary points system should be changed. How dare you?  
_-1_ JClark Point(s) because I never got to see the NWS because I was at work.  
-3 Net JClark Points

Totals will be updated momentarily

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**Author:** ![Johawk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/johawk/32/6284_2.png) [@Johawk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Johawk)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 7:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travis-sti-tragedy-or-karma-nwswn/238810/242 "2008-09-09T19:05:50Z")

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I work on a whaaaaaaaambulance. I had a 6 year old that lost the tip of his thumb in an aggressively closed door. :eek

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**Author:** ![6SPD\_S4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/6spd_s4/32/6326_2.png) [@6SPD\_S4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/6SPD_S4)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 7:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travis-sti-tragedy-or-karma-nwswn/238810/243 "2008-09-09T19:07:45Z")

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:wow

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**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 7:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travis-sti-tragedy-or-karma-nwswn/238810/244 "2008-09-09T19:08:37Z")

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+4 JClark Points for working on a Waaaahbulence. I owe many, many EMTs a beer or two.

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**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 7:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travis-sti-tragedy-or-karma-nwswn/238810/245 "2008-09-09T19:10:55Z")

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I want JClark points :sad

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**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 7:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travis-sti-tragedy-or-karma-nwswn/238810/246 "2008-09-09T19:12:49Z")

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> [@LKSwhy?](#):
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> I want JClark points :sad

-24 for bitching about not having any

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**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 7:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travis-sti-tragedy-or-karma-nwswn/238810/247 "2008-09-09T19:14:40Z")

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> [@kramerbuccs24](#):
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> -24 for bitching about not having any

I dont care about gaymer points

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**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 7:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travis-sti-tragedy-or-karma-nwswn/238810/248 "2008-09-09T19:14:59Z")

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> [@kramerbuccs24](#):
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> -24 for bitching about not having any

I’m tempted but I’ve already edited by sig 9 times tonight.

Suggestions:  
Post NWS in a new thread marked noodz  
Double your JClark Points for NWS of ex gf’s w/ proof  
Quadruple your JClark Points for NWS of current gf noodz w/ proof  
Make fun of someone taking things too seriously  
Dont take things too seriously

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**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 7:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travis-sti-tragedy-or-karma-nwswn/238810/249 "2008-09-09T19:19:24Z")

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> [@LKSwhy?](#):
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> I dont care about gaymer points

first kramerbutts from dave

now gaymer from you

i might just have to /myself now :sad

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**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 7:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travis-sti-tragedy-or-karma-nwswn/238810/250 "2008-09-09T19:20:24Z")

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wait a minute, bewbies get points? check your Gmail.

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**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 7:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travis-sti-tragedy-or-karma-nwswn/238810/251 "2008-09-09T19:25:28Z")

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When the hell did I get points? :rofl

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**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 7:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travis-sti-tragedy-or-karma-nwswn/238810/252 "2008-09-09T19:45:46Z")

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> [@Mk4 30R](#):
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> wait a minute, bewbies get points? check your Gmail.

TOP NOTCH. +12 JClark Points the second it is posted on the forum.

The only way you can earn JClark Points outside of the forum is either by buying me Jameson or a stripper. Or both.

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**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 7:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travis-sti-tragedy-or-karma-nwswn/238810/253 "2008-09-09T19:47:13Z")

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> [@JClark](#):
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> TOP NOTCH. +12 JClark Points the second it is posted on the forum.
> 
> The only way you can earn JClark Points outside of the forum is either by buying me Jameson or a stripper. Or both.

i cant do that. one outside viewer is a enough.

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**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 7:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travis-sti-tragedy-or-karma-nwswn/238810/254 "2008-09-09T19:56:05Z")

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> [@JClark](#):
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> TOP NOTCH. +12 JClark Points the second it is posted on the forum.
> 
> The only way you can earn JClark Points outside of the forum is either by buying me Jameson or a stripper. Or both.

I have a whole damn bottle…

of strippers

:shifty

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**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 8:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travis-sti-tragedy-or-karma-nwswn/238810/255 "2008-09-09T20:00:20Z")

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> [@Mk4 30R](#):
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> i cant do that. one outside viewer is a enough.

I’m sorry. The JClark Points system is for the benefit of the forum.

Top notch though. Top notch.

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**Author:** ![Cliff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b38774/32.png) [@Cliff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cliff)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 8:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travis-sti-tragedy-or-karma-nwswn/238810/256 "2008-09-09T20:01:09Z")

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Strippers are people too yknow. Benny, you’re so insensitive,

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**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 8:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travis-sti-tragedy-or-karma-nwswn/238810/257 "2008-09-09T20:02:51Z")

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benny,s just hurt strippers hate men wit bigger tits than them ;D

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**Author:** ![Jammer](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jammer/32/6349_2.png) [@Jammer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jammer)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 10:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travis-sti-tragedy-or-karma-nwswn/238810/258 "2008-09-09T22:07:41Z")

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> [@88slowmarro](#):
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> benny,s just hurt strippers hate men wit bigger tits than them ;D

No way does any local stripper have bigger tits than BennyFiz ! Liar!

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**Author:** ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 10:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travis-sti-tragedy-or-karma-nwswn/238810/259 "2008-09-09T22:09:49Z")

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> [@Jammer](#):
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> No way does any local stripper have bigger tits than BennyFiz ! Liar!

:lol

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**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 10:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travis-sti-tragedy-or-karma-nwswn/238810/260 "2008-09-09T22:18:13Z")

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> [@JClark](#):
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> I’m sorry. The JClark Points system is for the benefit of the forum.
> 
> Top notch though. Top notch.

i should get atleast half credit. sometimes you just have to be selfish and only help out a few people, i dont want these guys to hurt themselves beating off to my ex all night

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