# Travis vs John Round 5!#$@# **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [November 4, 2008, 6:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travis-vs-john-round-5/239971 "2008-11-04T18:18:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 22
**Author:** ![Cliff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b38774/32.png) [@Cliff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cliff)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 9:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travis-vs-john-round-5/239971/421 "2008-11-06T21:45:20Z")
> [@K20powerz](#): > > Yeah but hate paying for books that are less than 3 pages 3 pages of the funniest shit you’d ever read though. I’d pay 10 bucks to lol ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 9:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travis-vs-john-round-5/239971/422 "2008-11-06T21:46:04Z")
Cliff is going to townnnn right now… if he was a boxer, hed be the russian from rocky 4 and travis would be apollo ---
**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 9:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travis-vs-john-round-5/239971/423 "2008-11-06T21:46:07Z")
> [@K20powerz](#): > > Yeah but hate paying for books that are less than 3 pages The meerkat pic isnt working… you have to right click on it as is ---
**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 9:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travis-vs-john-round-5/239971/424 "2008-11-06T21:47:00Z")
> [@LKSwhy?](#): > > The meerkat pic isnt working… you have to right click on it as is Ohh hmm works on my comp, not too worried about it lol ---
**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 9:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travis-vs-john-round-5/239971/425 "2008-11-06T21:47:24Z")
> [@K20powerz](#): > > Ohh hmm works on my comp, not too worried about it lol It makes me feel good about myself either way ---
**Author:** ![SlackJ94](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slackj94/32/6325_2.png) [@SlackJ94](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SlackJ94)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 9:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travis-vs-john-round-5/239971/426 "2008-11-06T21:47:27Z")
Wow, I’m gone not even 2 hours and there are 11+ more pages. John, Travis, its not hard. Get a ruler, pull out your dicks, and measure. Longest one wins. Really, it’s not hard, since both of you are fucking retarded. You are seriously arguing on an ONLINE FORUM. Do neither of you have the balls to call the other and sort it out like a normal human being? Really, the two of you are probably the most stupid sons of bitches I’ve ever encountered, and I’ve been trolling forums since the internet was born. So, both of you, shut the fuck up, grow the fuck up, and stop talking to each other. The first two things might be difficult, I know, but the third is not hard, trust me. ---
**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 9:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travis-vs-john-round-5/239971/427 "2008-11-06T21:48:15Z")
> [@SlackJ94](#): > > Wow, I’m gone not even 2 hours and there are 11+ more pages. > > John, Travis, its not hard. Get a ruler, pull out your dicks, and measure. Longest one wins. > > Really, it’s not hard, since both of you are fucking retarded. You are seriously arguing on an ONLINE FORUM. Do neither of you have the balls to call the other and sort it out like a normal human being? Really, the two of you are probably the most stupid sons of bitches I’ve ever encountered, and I’ve been trolling forums since the internet was born. > > So, both of you, shut the fuck up, grow the fuck up, and stop talking to each other. The first two things might be difficult, I know, but the third is not hard, trust me. No no no, you obviously didn’t read those new 11+ pages, because you wouldn’t have just posted that off topic post. ---
**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 9:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travis-vs-john-round-5/239971/428 "2008-11-06T21:48:20Z")
> [@SlackJ94](#): > > Wow, I’m gone not even 2 hours and there are 11+ more pages. > > John, Travis, its not hard. Get a ruler, pull out your dicks, and measure. Longest one wins. > > Really, it’s not hard, since both of you are fucking retarded. You are seriously arguing on an ONLINE FORUM. Do neither of you have the balls to call the other and sort it out like a normal human being? Really, the two of you are probably the most stupid sons of bitches I’ve ever encountered, and I’ve been trolling forums since the internet was born. > > So, both of you, shut the fuck up, grow the fuck up, and stop talking to each other. The first two things might be difficult, I know, but the third is not hard, trust me. and it begins again ---
**Author:** ![SlackJ94](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slackj94/32/6325_2.png) [@SlackJ94](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SlackJ94)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 9:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travis-vs-john-round-5/239971/429 "2008-11-06T21:49:00Z")
of course i didnt read 11+ pages of garbage… ---
**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 9:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travis-vs-john-round-5/239971/430 "2008-11-06T21:49:29Z")
> [@SlackJ94](#): > > of course i didnt read 11+ page of garbage… Oh but it’s far from garbage. ---
**Author:** ![Cliff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b38774/32.png) [@Cliff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cliff)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 9:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travis-vs-john-round-5/239971/431 "2008-11-06T21:50:00Z")
> [@SlackJ94](#): > > Wow, I’m gone not even 2 hours and there are 11+ more pages. > > John, Travis, its not hard. Get a ruler, pull out your dicks, and measure. Longest one wins. > > Really, it’s not hard, since both of you are fucking retarded. You are seriously arguing on an ONLINE FORUM. Do neither of you have the balls to call the other and sort it out like a normal human being? Really, the two of you are probably the most stupid sons of bitches I’ve ever encountered, and I’ve been trolling forums since the internet was born. > > So, both of you, shut the fuck up, grow the fuck up, and stop talking to each other. The first two things might be difficult, I know, but the third is not hard, trust me. Wow man, total fail on your part. Reading comprehension and reading all 11 pages you missed will work out in your favor. I think its easy to say that everyone in this thread now has a greater respect for John. ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 9:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travis-vs-john-round-5/239971/432 "2008-11-06T21:50:14Z")
> [@SlackJ94](#): > > Wow, I’m gone not even 2 hours and there are 11+ more pages. > > John, Travis, its not hard. Get a ruler, pull out your dicks, and measure. Longest one wins. > > Really, it’s not hard, since both of you are fucking retarded. You are seriously arguing on an ONLINE FORUM. Do neither of you have the balls to call the other and sort it out like a normal human being? Really, the two of you are probably the most stupid sons of bitches I’ve ever encountered, and I’ve been trolling forums since the internet was born. > > So, both of you, shut the fuck up, grow the fuck up, and stop talking to each other. The first two things might be difficult, I know, but the third is not hard, trust me. :stfu then dont read it asshole i dont give a fuck who you are so why would i care what ya think ---
**Author:** ![SlackJ94](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slackj94/32/6325_2.png) [@SlackJ94](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SlackJ94)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 9:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travis-vs-john-round-5/239971/433 "2008-11-06T21:50:24Z")
I’ve had too many beers to read all of it, give me the cliff notes. ---
**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 9:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travis-vs-john-round-5/239971/434 "2008-11-06T21:50:38Z")
found a pic of slackj ![http://motivationalpic.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/fun-police.jpg](http://motivationalpic.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/fun-police.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Cliff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b38774/32.png) [@Cliff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cliff)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 9:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travis-vs-john-round-5/239971/435 "2008-11-06T21:50:59Z")
> [@SlackJ94](#): > > I’ve had too many beers to read all of it, give me the cliff notes. Please, don’t personally ask me for notes. Ask Joey, or someone else… I’m wayyyy too lazy. ---
**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 9:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travis-vs-john-round-5/239971/436 "2008-11-06T21:51:19Z")
> [@Cliff](#): > > Please, don’t personally ask me for notes. Ask Joey, or someone else… I’m wayyyy too lazy. never gets old :🙂 ---
**Author:** ![SlackJ94](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slackj94/32/6325_2.png) [@SlackJ94](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SlackJ94)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 9:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travis-vs-john-round-5/239971/437 "2008-11-06T21:51:43Z")
Hahaha. Nah, i’m an inch or two taller than the kid. ---
**Author:** ![Cliff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b38774/32.png) [@Cliff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cliff)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 9:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travis-vs-john-round-5/239971/438 "2008-11-06T21:52:38Z")
> [@LKSwhy?](#): > > never gets old :🙂 Hey, I’ve spent 22 years hearing people call me a big red dog. I have every right to post that!!! ---
**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 9:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travis-vs-john-round-5/239971/439 "2008-11-06T21:53:20Z")
> [@Cliff](#): > > Hey, I’ve spent 22 years hearing people call me a big red dog. I have every right to post that!!! 22 years… H22??? Conspiracy??? ---
**Author:** ![SlackJ94](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slackj94/32/6325_2.png) [@SlackJ94](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SlackJ94)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 9:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travis-vs-john-round-5/239971/440 "2008-11-06T21:54:06Z")
N frankly I don’t care what happened the last 11 pages. I skimmed and saw the two of them arguing like a married couple. Arguing on the internet is like arguing with a brick wall. Its stupid [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travis-vs-john-round-5/239971.md?page=21) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travis-vs-john-round-5/239971.md?page=23)