# Trucker
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/trucker/189506
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [April 24, 2007, 2:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/trucker/189506 "2007-04-24T14:25:17Z")
**Posts on this page:** 10
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)
#### Post date: [April 24, 2007, 2:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/trucker/189506/1 "2007-04-24T14:25:17Z")
trucker who has been out on the road for two weeks stops at a brothel outside Atlanta. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, “I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!”
The Madam is astonished. “But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal.”
The trucker replies, “Listen Darlin, I ain’t horny. I’m homesick.”
🤣
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### Author:  [@PurpleMongoose](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PurpleMongoose)
#### Post date: [April 24, 2007, 2:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/trucker/189506/2 "2007-04-24T14:33:25Z")
🤣
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### Author:  [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)
#### Post date: [April 24, 2007, 4:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/trucker/189506/3 "2007-04-24T16:14:26Z")
> [@I hate cats......](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-hate-cats/29703/21):
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> trucker who has been out on the road for two weeks stops at a brothel outside Atlanta. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, “I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!”
> The Madam is astonished. “But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal.”
> The trucker replies, “Listen Darlin, I ain’t horny. I’m homesick.”
> 🤣
stop making threads.
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### Author:  [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)
#### Post date: [April 24, 2007, 4:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/trucker/189506/4 "2007-04-24T16:16:26Z")
When I see Little Kim pictures
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### Author:  [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)
#### Post date: [April 24, 2007, 4:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/trucker/189506/5 "2007-04-24T16:26:16Z")
> [@On zee highway....](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/on-zee-highway/28069/23):
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> When I see Little Kim pictures
I’ll post them the day you post something funny.
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### Author:  [@Jeff95TA](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jeff95TA)
#### Post date: [April 24, 2007, 4:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/trucker/189506/6 "2007-04-24T16:37:05Z")
> [@On zee highway....](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/on-zee-highway/28069/23):
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> When I see Little Kim pictures
We went through this before. Darkstar was just off to the left of the picture.
[http://www.pittspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=24902&highlight=lil+kim](http://www.pittspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=24902&highlight=lil+kim)
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### Author:  [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)
#### Post date: [April 24, 2007, 4:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/trucker/189506/7 "2007-04-24T16:40:07Z")
> [@I hate cats......](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-hate-cats/29703/40):
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> We went through this before. Darkstar was just off to the left of the picture.
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> [http://www.pittspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=24902&highlight=lil+kim](http://www.pittspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=24902&highlight=lil+kim)
that wasnt funny when you made it, and its still not funny.
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### Author:  [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)
#### Post date: [April 24, 2007, 4:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/trucker/189506/8 "2007-04-24T16:42:24Z")
i LOL’d
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### Author:  [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)
#### Post date: [April 24, 2007, 5:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/trucker/189506/9 "2007-04-24T17:05:37Z")
🤣 Still is funny
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### Author:  [@85TransAm](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/85TransAm)
#### Post date: [April 24, 2007, 5:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/trucker/189506/10 "2007-04-24T17:36:48Z")
lol