# Trucker

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/trucker/189506
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [April 24, 2007, 2:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/trucker/189506 "2007-04-24T14:25:17Z")
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### Author: ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)
#### Post date: [April 24, 2007, 4:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/trucker/189506/3 "2007-04-24T16:14:26Z")

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> [@I hate cats......](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-hate-cats/29703/21):
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> trucker who has been out on the road for two weeks stops at a brothel outside Atlanta. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, “I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!”  
> The Madam is astonished. “But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal.”  
> The trucker replies, “Listen Darlin, I ain’t horny. I’m homesick.”  
> 🤣

stop making threads.

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