# TRUE LIFE: my mom was a playboy bunny
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/true-life-my-mom-was-a-playboy-bunny/70671
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [July 17, 2009, 11:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/true-life-my-mom-was-a-playboy-bunny/70671 "2009-07-17T11:21:22Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 3
### Author:  [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2009, 1:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/true-life-my-mom-was-a-playboy-bunny/70671/41 "2009-07-17T13:11:19Z")
Who cares? What’s your next post, “I make $75,000 per year?”
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### Author:  [@dezod](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dezod)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2009, 1:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/true-life-my-mom-was-a-playboy-bunny/70671/42 "2009-07-17T13:13:57Z")
> [@Skurge](#):
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> haha he just might…your dad can probably vouch that it wasn’t a sleazy place at all…
My dad said when I saw a Polaroid of him and my uncle there, that it was like a “high class, nice place” and far from sleaze.
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### Author:  [@Skurge](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Skurge)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2009, 1:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/true-life-my-mom-was-a-playboy-bunny/70671/43 "2009-07-17T13:14:04Z")
> [@Joe](#):
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> Who cares? What’s your next post, “I make $75,000 per year?”
hell no, i’m not rich by any means lol…
i thought it was an interesting topic, seeing all the mundane BS that is the offtopic forum, and seemingly it was…
p.s. your still posting in this thread, so obviously you care…
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### Author:  [@Skurge](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Skurge)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2009, 1:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/true-life-my-mom-was-a-playboy-bunny/70671/44 "2009-07-17T13:14:52Z")
> [@dezod](#):
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> My dad said when I saw a Polaroid of him and my uncle there, that it was like a “high class, nice place” and far from sleaze.
yea from what i’ve heard it was mostly businessmen and athletes that were there all the time
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### Author:  [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2009, 1:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/true-life-my-mom-was-a-playboy-bunny/70671/45 "2009-07-17T13:17:48Z")
> [@Skurge](#):
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> hell no, i’m not rich by any means lol…
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> i thought it was an interesting topic, seeing all the mundane BS that is the offtopic forum, and seemingly it was…
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> p.s. your still posting in this thread, so obviously you care…
You missed the beck joke. And $75,000 per year isn’t rich. Far from it.
The point I was making was, you turned this into “I can go to the playboy mansion and you cant.”
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### Author:  [@Skurge](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Skurge)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2009, 1:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/true-life-my-mom-was-a-playboy-bunny/70671/46 "2009-07-17T13:20:33Z")
> [@Joe](#):
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> You missed the beck joke. And $75,000 per year isn’t rich. Far from it.
> The point I was making was, you turned this into “I can go to the playboy mansion and you cant.”
i’m not bragging, what do i have to brag about, i’ve never been there
best believe i’ll share pics when i do though 🙂
i got the beck joke lol…i’m not being a dick about it, but when people talk shit about my mother, kinda pisses me off ya know? i thought i was just sharing an interesting story, and all the immature ones here had to blow it out of proportion, i figured there would be some dumb remarks, but really? i dunno…
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### Author:  [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2009, 1:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/true-life-my-mom-was-a-playboy-bunny/70671/47 "2009-07-17T13:21:36Z")
word. this thread still sucks, but it can be more than redeemed with playboy mansion pics. Work on that.
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### Author:  [@dubbin91](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dubbin91)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2009, 1:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/true-life-my-mom-was-a-playboy-bunny/70671/48 "2009-07-17T13:26:09Z")
> [@Skurge](#):
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> yea from what i’ve heard it was mostly businessmen and athletes that were there all the time
++
so there where rich high class sleazes…lol
so how did your mom’s career end? She got knocked up by your daddy in the bathroom there and that’s how you came along, and then she had to quit?
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### Author:  [@Skurge](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Skurge)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2009, 1:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/true-life-my-mom-was-a-playboy-bunny/70671/49 "2009-07-17T13:26:49Z")
> [@Joe](#):
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> word. this thread still sucks, but it can be more than redeemed with playboy mansion pics. Work on that.
dont worry, in the next couple years it will happen 🙂
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### Author:  [@Skurge](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Skurge)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2009, 1:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/true-life-my-mom-was-a-playboy-bunny/70671/50 "2009-07-17T13:28:05Z")
> [@dubbin91](#):
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> ++
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> so there where rich high class sleazes…lol
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> so how did your mom’s career end? She got knocked up by your daddy in the bathroom there and that’s how you came along, and then she had to quit?
nope my mom was married before she started working there…
actually i’m not sure if she quit when she found out she was having me, or if she was there till it closed…i dont think i ever asked that one
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### Author:  [@BREETIME](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BREETIME)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2009, 1:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/true-life-my-mom-was-a-playboy-bunny/70671/51 "2009-07-17T13:35:13Z")
> [@Skurge](#):
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> haha he just might…your dad can probably vouch that it wasn’t a sleazy place at all…
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> umm yes actually, they keep track of all of that, and no not that he’d drop everything, might not even see him when your there…but either way, i can go, you cant 😛 i’ll be thinking of you, or laughing when i’m sitting in the grotto sipping drinks and your doing whatever it is you do…
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> they have a regestry type thing for every person that has been a bunny…EVER and yes, they do have her on record, all she has to do is call, and prove who she is and we are in…
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> also there were over 1K girls that tried out to work there, only 20 or so made it i think it was? i dont remember the number, hugh came in frequently actually, and they all had to know what he drank and a certain way to serve it to him…from what my mom has told me about hugh, she says he’s one of the nicest guys you’ll ever meet
congrats…youll be sipping drinks in the grato!
i wish i could be sitting right next you so badly!
do you honestly think that just because you have an all acces pass to the masion that some fucking butler named gerbals is going to escort you to the grato and your going to sip umbrella topped drinks while tiffany and holly suck your cock?
when that happends…then, ill yell at my mother for not strutting around a shitty bar half naked while my infant self was alone at home.
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### Author:  [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2009, 1:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/true-life-my-mom-was-a-playboy-bunny/70671/52 "2009-07-17T13:41:27Z")
the fuck is going on in here
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### Author:  [@Skurge](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Skurge)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2009, 1:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/true-life-my-mom-was-a-playboy-bunny/70671/53 "2009-07-17T13:41:56Z")
> [@BREETIME](#):
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> congrats…youll be sipping drinks in the grato!
> i wish i could be sitting right next you so badly!
> do you honestly think that just because you have an all acces pass to the masion that some fucking butler named gerbals is going to escort you to the grato and your going to sip umbrella topped drinks while tiffany and holly suck your cock?
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> when that happends…then, ill yell at my mother for not strutting around a shitty bar half naked while my infant self was alone at home.
you obviously know absolutely nothing about the mansion then, i never said i would get any of the playmates lol hef considers all of the past and present bunnies family, so yea they do get treated pretty dam well when they do come back from what i’ve heard
but drinks yes, there are butlers that server drinks, kitchen staff on 24/7 also…either way, we shall see when i do actually make it there…
and half naked? it wasn’t even as bad as most of the bathing suits you see at the beach…
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### Author:  [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2009, 1:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/true-life-my-mom-was-a-playboy-bunny/70671/54 "2009-07-17T13:44:57Z")
I can’t believe no one has asked for current pics or newds.
NYSpeeds is getting a little too respectful in it’s old age.
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### Author:  [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2009, 1:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/true-life-my-mom-was-a-playboy-bunny/70671/55 "2009-07-17T13:46:36Z")
I remember her… goodtimes. 😃
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### Author:  [@Skurge](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Skurge)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2009, 1:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/true-life-my-mom-was-a-playboy-bunny/70671/56 "2009-07-17T13:46:51Z")
> [@JayS](#):
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> I can’t believe no one has asked for current pics or newds.
>
> NYSpeeds is getting a little too respectful in it’s old age.
here’s what she looks like today…doesn’t bother me to show you guys…
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### Author:  [@Skurge](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Skurge)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2009, 1:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/true-life-my-mom-was-a-playboy-bunny/70671/57 "2009-07-17T13:47:27Z")
> [@Blue Eyed Devil](#):
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> I remember her… goodtimes. 😃
el o el
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### Author:  [@BREETIME](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BREETIME)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2009, 1:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/true-life-my-mom-was-a-playboy-bunny/70671/58 "2009-07-17T13:47:58Z")
> [@Skurge](#):
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> you obviously know absolutely nothing about the mansion then, i never said i would get any of the playmates lol hef considers all of the past and present bunnies family, so yea they do get treated pretty dam well when they do come back from what i’ve heard
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> but drinks yes, there are butlers that server drinks, kitchen staff on 24/7 also…either way, we shall see when i do actually make it there…
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> and half naked? it wasn’t even as bad as most of the bathing suits you see at the beach…
sick bro…lets fly across america just so you could have free drinks and all the ham sandwishes you want…
why am i even bothering, this thread has downs.
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### Author:  [@Skurge](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Skurge)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2009, 1:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/true-life-my-mom-was-a-playboy-bunny/70671/59 "2009-07-17T13:50:16Z")
> [@BREETIME](#):
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> sick bro…lets fly across america just so you could have free drinks and all the ham sandwishes you want…
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> why am i even bothering, this thread has downs.
your not making any sense… you said i wouldn’t get drinks, i’m saying i would
how is that hard to understand…take it like a man, or just go get your jagerbombs and be happy
your telling me you honestly wouldn’t want to go there if you had the chance just for the experience? come on, i think thats total BS
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### Author:  [@BREETIME](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BREETIME)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2009, 1:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/true-life-my-mom-was-a-playboy-bunny/70671/60 "2009-07-17T13:52:17Z")
> [@Skurge](#):
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> your not making any sense… you said i wouldn’t get drinks, i’m saying i would
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> how is that hard to understand…take it like a man, or just go get your jagerbombs and be happy
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> your telling me you honestly wouldn’t want to go there if you had the chance just for the experience? come on, i think thats total BS
this thread has downs
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