# True Story **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [June 11, 2007, 1:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/true-story/190460 "2007-06-11T13:36:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Jenn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Jenn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jenn)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2007, 1:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/true-story/190460/1 "2007-06-11T13:36:52Z")
A father passing by his son’s bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to “Dad.” With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter. Dear Dad: It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it’s not only the passion…Dad she’s pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn’t really hurt anyone. We’ll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it. Don’t worry Dad. I’m 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I’m sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren. Love, Your Son John PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I’m over at Tommy’s house. I Just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than a report card That’s in my center desk drawer. I love you. Call me when it’s safe to come home. ---
**Author:** ![berad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/berad/32/5953_2.png) [@berad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/berad)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2007, 1:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/true-story/190460/2 "2007-06-11T13:40:59Z")
ctrl + alt + del \>\>shut down\<\< ---
**Author:** ![SoLow](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/solow/32/6001_2.png) [@SoLow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SoLow)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2007, 1:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/true-story/190460/3 "2007-06-11T13:42:54Z")
:bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: 🤣 🤣 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![Jenn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Jenn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jenn)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2007, 1:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/true-story/190460/4 "2007-06-11T13:43:44Z")
> [@God or no god? Your vote?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/god-or-no-god-your-vote/30691/3): > > ctrl + alt + del > > \>\>shut down\<\< You my friend are a fucking asshole and I hate you. ---
**Author:** ![burnyd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/burnyd/32/6020_2.png) [@burnyd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/burnyd)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2007, 2:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/true-story/190460/5 "2007-06-11T14:01:36Z")
lol ---
**Author:** ![starboy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/starboy/32/5985_2.png) [@starboy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/starboy)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2007, 2:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/true-story/190460/6 "2007-06-11T14:06:05Z")
wow, I wish I would have thought of that at my age very good. ---
**Author:** ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2007, 2:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/true-story/190460/7 "2007-06-11T14:08:27Z")
rofl ---
**Author:** ![jcxcr4000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jcxcr4000/32/5980_2.png) [@jcxcr4000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jcxcr4000)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2007, 2:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/true-story/190460/8 "2007-06-11T14:12:17Z")
thats a good one ---
**Author:** ![Sinner6.0L](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sinner6.0l/32/6016_2.png) [@Sinner6.0L](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sinner6.0L)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2007, 2:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/true-story/190460/9 "2007-06-11T14:30:51Z")
:bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2007, 2:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/true-story/190460/10 "2007-06-11T14:54:40Z")
if only it were a true story ---
**Author:** ![HwH22Hx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/57b2e6/32.png) [@HwH22Hx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HwH22Hx)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2007, 2:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/true-story/190460/11 "2007-06-11T14:57:39Z")
Oh thats good!!! actaully thats hilarious–good find Jenn ---
**Author:** ![tom\_vito](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tom_vito/32/6000_2.png) [@tom\_vito](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tom_vito)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2007, 3:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/true-story/190460/12 "2007-06-11T15:06:36Z")
I may have thought of this if only it wasn’t for the :shaggy: & 🍺 🍺 🍺 ---
**Author:** ![85TransAm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/8/e68b1a/32.png) [@85TransAm](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/85TransAm)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2007, 3:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/true-story/190460/13 "2007-06-11T15:30:29Z")
omg… i can try this next yr… ---
**Author:** ![noahTHEpurdy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/87869e/32.png) [@noahTHEpurdy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/noahTHEpurdy)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2007, 4:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/true-story/190460/14 "2007-06-11T16:22:07Z")
> [@Single R34](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/single-r34/30693/2): > > omg… i can try this next yr… Turning 15 next year?! ---
**Author:** ![85TransAm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/8/e68b1a/32.png) [@85TransAm](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/85TransAm)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2007, 8:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/true-story/190460/15 "2007-06-11T20:47:19Z")
> [@Duffs 6/11/07](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/duffs-6-11-07/30656/75): > > Turning 15 next year?! senior next yr ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2007, 8:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/true-story/190460/16 "2007-06-11T20:48:05Z")
1.5 /10 ---
**Author:** ![bgblockelcamino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bgblockelcamino/32/5997_2.png) [@bgblockelcamino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bgblockelcamino)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2007, 9:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/true-story/190460/17 "2007-06-11T21:04:18Z")
🤣 ---
**Author:** ![ZEX350Z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/87869e/32.png) [@ZEX350Z](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ZEX350Z)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2007, 9:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/true-story/190460/18 "2007-06-11T21:21:20Z")
LOL good one