# Try this now...

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/try-this-now/165973>\
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [April 25, 2004, 9:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/try-this-now/165973 "2004-04-25T21:34:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![grandamld9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/48db29/32.png) [@grandamld9](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/grandamld9)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2004, 9:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/try-this-now/165973/1 "2004-04-25T21:34:23Z")

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Try this very soon, before someone makes Google fix  
its site:

1. Go to [www.Google.com](http://www.Google.com)

2. Type in “weapons of mass destruction” (DON’T hit return)

3. Hit the “I’m feeling lucky” button, NOT the “Google search”

4. Read the “error message” carefully. The WHOLE page, to the bottom!

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**Author:** ![ShalerPunk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shalerpunk/32/5976_2.png) [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2004, 9:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/try-this-now/165973/2 "2004-04-25T21:39:43Z")

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🤣

that reminds me… I had an idea to open up a turbo shop… call it Weapons of Mass Induction…😃

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**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2004, 9:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/try-this-now/165973/3 "2004-04-25T21:41:41Z")

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These Weapons of Mass Destruction cannot be displayed  
The weapons you are looking for are currently unavailable. The country might be experiencing technical difficulties, or you may need to adjust your weapons inspectors mandate.

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Please try the following:

Click the Regime change button, or try again later.

If you are George Bush and typed the country’s name in the address bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly. (IRAQ).

To check your weapons inspector settings, click the UN menu, and then click Weapons Inspector Options. On the Security Council tab, click Consensus. The settings should match those provided by your government or NATO.  
If the Security Council has enabled it, The United States of America can examine your country and automatically discover Weapons of Mass Destruction.  
If you would like to use the CIA to try and discover them,  
click Detect weapons  
Some countries require 128 thousand troops to liberate them. Click the Panic menu and then click About US foreign policy to determine what regime they will install.  
If you are an Old European Country trying to protect your interests, make sure your options are left wide open as long as possible. Click the Tools menu, and then click on League of Nations. On the Advanced tab, scroll to the Head in the Sand section and check settings for your exports to Iraq.  
Click the Bomb button if you are Donald Rumsfeld.

Cannot find weapons or CIA Error  
Iraqi Explorer  
Bush went to Iraq to look for Weapons of Mass Destruction and all he found was this lousy T-shirt.

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**Author:** ![taco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@taco](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/taco)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2004, 9:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/try-this-now/165973/4 "2004-04-25T21:54:13Z")

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There is no hurry. It has been there for awhile.

Google doesn’t care that people manipulate it’s search results.

If you like weapons of mass destruction, try searching miserable failure, and waffles :embarass:.

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**Author:** ![fshowcars](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fshowcars/32/5937_2.png) [@fshowcars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fshowcars)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 6:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/try-this-now/165973/5 "2004-04-26T06:14:21Z")

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i’m feeling lucky is simply the first hit of any search… no trick to it either.

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**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 7:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/try-this-now/165973/6 "2004-04-26T07:05:52Z")

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:greddy:

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**Author:** ![rookee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rookee/32/5972_2.png) [@rookee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rookee)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 7:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/try-this-now/165973/7 "2004-04-26T07:34:29Z")

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old but still funny

now type ‘miserable failure’ and hit the 4leafclover :tounge:
