# Tucker Max tells funny stories... **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [September 13, 2007, 8:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tucker-max-tells-funny-stories/35342 "2007-09-13T20:38:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2007, 8:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tucker-max-tells-funny-stories/35342/1 "2007-09-13T20:38:33Z")
Seriously. I make it a habit to read one every night before bed so I can laugh myself to sleep. [www.tuckermax.com](http://www.tuckermax.com) Here’s an example: [Tucker tries buttsex; hilarity does not ensue](http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/date/tucker_tries_buttsex_hilarity_does_not_ensue.phtml#278) Enjoy. ---
**Author:** ![Mike93](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mike93/32/7325_2.png) [@Mike93](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mike93)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2007, 8:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tucker-max-tells-funny-stories/35342/2 "2007-09-13T20:53:10Z")
Holy christ that was funny…🤣 ---
**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2007, 8:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tucker-max-tells-funny-stories/35342/3 "2007-09-13T20:54:26Z")
That is the best story he ever wrote. ---
**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2007, 8:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tucker-max-tells-funny-stories/35342/4 "2007-09-13T20:55:00Z")
God damnit every one of these is pure gold ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2007, 5:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tucker-max-tells-funny-stories/35342/5 "2007-09-14T05:28:28Z")
the buttsex one is unreal. it was posted on UBRF a long time ago. possibly by zwarbyt. ---
**Author:** ![9ONA3OOZX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/9ona3oozx/32/7242_2.png) [@9ONA3OOZX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9ONA3OOZX)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2007, 9:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tucker-max-tells-funny-stories/35342/6 "2007-09-14T09:24:17Z")
um, welcome to 4 years ago… i’ve already read all the free ones, and have no intention of paying to read the ones you can’t see for free on the site. but, the blow job follies are classic… ---
**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2007, 9:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tucker-max-tells-funny-stories/35342/7 "2007-09-14T09:31:45Z")
My gf bought his book, thats how I stumbled upon the website lol ---
**Author:** ![Bucker](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bucker/32/7379_2.png) [@Bucker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bucker)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2007, 3:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tucker-max-tells-funny-stories/35342/8 "2007-09-15T03:25:54Z")
I have his, and Maddox’s books. they rock. ---
**Author:** ![FBodyMadnezz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fbodymadnezz/32/7433_2.png) [@FBodyMadnezz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FBodyMadnezz)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2007, 7:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tucker-max-tells-funny-stories/35342/9 "2007-09-15T07:13:41Z")
the story where he fights the mascot was my personal favorite. sushi pants rounds off the top 3 with buttsecks. ---
**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2007, 8:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tucker-max-tells-funny-stories/35342/10 "2007-09-15T08:32:58Z")
his reading list is pretty awesome, took that to BN last night :tup: ---
**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2009, 8:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tucker-max-tells-funny-stories/35342/11 "2009-12-18T08:11:32Z")
BUMP I was just given his book to read… amazing… ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2009, 8:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tucker-max-tells-funny-stories/35342/12 "2009-12-18T08:12:14Z")
i still havent read the book. I have to snag it from someone ---
**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2009, 8:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tucker-max-tells-funny-stories/35342/13 "2009-12-18T08:14:11Z")
Im supposed to be working, but im just reading some of these… I think, why the hell didnt I write a book of stories… seriously, step one, break up with g/f, step 2 become a bigger asshole, step 3… drink a ton of alcohol and become an even bigger asshole, step 4 record night events on tape recorder, 5. write a book on it and be certain to make sure you’re witty about it… 6… profit. ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2009, 8:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tucker-max-tells-funny-stories/35342/14 "2009-12-18T08:18:06Z")
i think i got halfway through the book. still need to finish it ---
**Author:** ![Bucker](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bucker/32/7379_2.png) [@Bucker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bucker)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2009, 8:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tucker-max-tells-funny-stories/35342/15 "2009-12-18T08:26:22Z")
I have had his next one pre-ordered for 2 years now, and it just got bumped back to October 2010 ☹ I havent seen the movie yet either! ---
**Author:** ![Jeller](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/bc8723/32.png) [@Jeller](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jeller)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2009, 8:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tucker-max-tells-funny-stories/35342/16 "2009-12-18T08:26:31Z")
Reading the book now. Its funny as hell. ---
**Author:** ![Xander](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/xander/32/7597_2.png) [@Xander](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Xander)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2009, 10:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tucker-max-tells-funny-stories/35342/17 "2009-12-18T10:03:36Z")
I read the book, reminded me of some good times I’ve had in the past. His friends were a lot like mine. Haha X… ---
**Author:** ![OfficerK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4da419/32.png) [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2009, 10:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tucker-max-tells-funny-stories/35342/18 "2009-12-18T10:27:02Z")
You mean his fake stories? ---
**Author:** ![Jeller](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/bc8723/32.png) [@Jeller](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jeller)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2009, 10:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tucker-max-tells-funny-stories/35342/19 "2009-12-18T10:41:49Z")
> [@OfficerK](#): > > You mean his fake stories? Real or fake its good comedy. ---
**Author:** ![98SS10](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/98ss10/32/7288_2.png) [@98SS10](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/98SS10)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2009, 1:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tucker-max-tells-funny-stories/35342/20 "2009-12-18T13:43:03Z")
movie was a let down…kinda funny though. [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tucker-max-tells-funny-stories/35342.md?page=2)