# Turbo Travis rant/Split cosseys 996 thread
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/turbo-travis-rant-split-cosseys-996-thread/242908
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [March 18, 2009, 9:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/turbo-travis-rant-split-cosseys-996-thread/242908 "2009-03-18T21:02:01Z")
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### Author:  [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)
#### Post date: [March 18, 2009, 9:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/turbo-travis-rant-split-cosseys-996-thread/242908/1 "2009-03-18T21:02:01Z")
[quote=“94Gt5.0"”]
I can playz this game tooz!! :ninja :lol
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Ever been so lazy, that after you beat off you don’t want to get out of bed, so you wipe up with a sock?
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### Author:  [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)
#### Post date: [March 18, 2009, 9:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/turbo-travis-rant-split-cosseys-996-thread/242908/2 "2009-03-18T21:02:35Z")
> [@The S gets more ass then I do! PICS](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-s-gets-more-ass-then-i-do-pics/15771/148):
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> Ever been so lazy, that after you beat off you don’t want to get out of bed, so you wipe up with a sock?
Qft! Sure have:thumbup
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### Author:  [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)
#### Post date: [March 18, 2009, 9:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/turbo-travis-rant-split-cosseys-996-thread/242908/3 "2009-03-18T21:04:31Z")
> [@So we thought moshing would be a most splendid idea at the Jesse McCartney concert..](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-we-thought-moshing-would-be-a-most-splendid-idea-at-the-jesse-mccartney-concert/15804/9):
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> Qft! Sure have:thumbup
Hahahahhahahahha troof
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### Author:  [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)
#### Post date: [March 18, 2009, 9:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/turbo-travis-rant-split-cosseys-996-thread/242908/4 "2009-03-18T21:05:50Z")
Same with blowin your shit all over a broad. She wants a “towel” to “clean up”…here ya go…BOOM sock!
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### Author:  [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)
#### Post date: [March 18, 2009, 9:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/turbo-travis-rant-split-cosseys-996-thread/242908/5 "2009-03-18T21:08:24Z")
> [@The S gets more ass then I do! PICS](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-s-gets-more-ass-then-i-do-pics/15771/151):
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> Same with blowin your shit all over a broad. She wants a “towel” to “clean up”…here ya go…BOOM sock!
YEAH!
Dude, this one bitch…I got her off, and she coulden’t get me off, so I was beating it and she had the nerve to GET UP AND WALK TO THE BAFROOM. I was like GET OVER HERE AND WATCH ME CUM!!! How rude!
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### Author:  [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)
#### Post date: [March 18, 2009, 9:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/turbo-travis-rant-split-cosseys-996-thread/242908/6 "2009-03-18T21:09:12Z")
> [@Needs more GT3](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/needs-more-gt3/15820/3):
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> YEAH!
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> Dude, this one bitch…I got her off, and she coulden’t get me off, so I was beating it and she had the nerve to GET UP AND WALK TO THE BAFROOM. I was like GET OVER HERE AND WATCH ME CUM!!! How rude!
:rofl WOrd! Gotta at least shoot the baby paste on her!
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### Author:  [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)
#### Post date: [March 18, 2009, 9:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/turbo-travis-rant-split-cosseys-996-thread/242908/7 "2009-03-18T21:10:40Z")
> [@Someone's new sneaky](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/someones-new-sneaky/15782/26):
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> :rofl WOrd! Gotta at least shoot the baby paste on her!
It goes on/in her. Period. I will NOT have sex with a chick that does not accept this fact.