# Turtle VS. Cat **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [November 28, 2007, 9:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/turtle-vs-cat/39401 "2007-11-28T09:00:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2007, 9:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/turtle-vs-cat/39401/1 "2007-11-28T09:00:36Z")
_cue Mortal Kombat music_ > **[Liveleak.com - Ninja Tortoise Vs Cats " Close combat action ! "](https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5ad_1195953638)** > > " Warning " no blood was spilled in the making of this film... ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2007, 9:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/turtle-vs-cat/39401/2 "2007-11-28T09:18:58Z")
:lol: WTF? ---
**Author:** ![BigRon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/58956e/32.png) [@BigRon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BigRon)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2007, 9:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/turtle-vs-cat/39401/3 "2007-11-28T09:35:21Z")
That’s a fast Tortoise, seems like it might not be real? ---
**Author:** ![00Audi00](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/0/7ab992/32.png) [@00Audi00](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/00Audi00)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2007, 9:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/turtle-vs-cat/39401/4 "2007-11-28T09:36:24Z")
That turtle is bad ass ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2007, 9:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/turtle-vs-cat/39401/5 "2007-11-28T09:38:16Z")
[quote=“00Audi00,post:4,topic:39401"”] That turtle is bad ass [/quote] ur bad ass i bet u that that trutle woldent be so tuff if h e knew what bad ass. ---
**Author:** ![00Audi00](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/0/7ab992/32.png) [@00Audi00](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/00Audi00)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2007, 9:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/turtle-vs-cat/39401/6 "2007-11-28T09:41:26Z")
[quote=“newman,post:5,topic:39401"”] ur bad ass i bet u that that trutle woldent be so tuff if h e knew what bad ass. [/quote] “Your bad ass. I bet you that turtle wouldn’t be so tough if he knew what bad ass.” Even with gramatical corrections your statement still makes no sense. ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2007, 9:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/turtle-vs-cat/39401/7 "2007-11-28T09:44:08Z")
i wuz jus sayin dat u bad as were trutle bad ass! hhaa sry i typ e to fsat ---
**Author:** ![00Audi00](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/0/7ab992/32.png) [@00Audi00](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/00Audi00)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2007, 9:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/turtle-vs-cat/39401/8 "2007-11-28T09:45:43Z")
LOL ---
**Author:** ![somedude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecd19e/32.png) [@somedude](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/somedude)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2007, 10:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/turtle-vs-cat/39401/9 "2007-11-28T10:02:58Z")
[quote=“newman,post:7,topic:39401"”] i wuz jus sayin dat u bad as were trutle bad ass! hhaa sry i typ e to fsat [/quote] fail ---
**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2007, 10:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/turtle-vs-cat/39401/10 "2007-11-28T10:07:23Z")
[quote=“00Audi00,post:6,topic:39401"”] “Your bad ass. I bet you that turtle wouldn’t be so tough if he knew what bad ass.” Even with gramatical corrections your statement still makes no sense. [/quote] :touchy: I remain commentless in an attempt to better myself ---
**Author:** ![chino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bcef8e/32.png) [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2007, 10:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/turtle-vs-cat/39401/11 "2007-11-28T10:19:14Z")
[quote=“somedude,post:9,topic:39401"”] fail [/quote] y did eh fayil ! ---
**Author:** ![mindless](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mindless/32/7286_2.png) [@mindless](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mindless)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2007, 11:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/turtle-vs-cat/39401/12 "2007-11-28T11:25:10Z")
my turtle moves faster then that lol ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2007, 11:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/turtle-vs-cat/39401/13 "2007-11-28T11:53:43Z")
ell oh ell? I dub thou SpeedyT ---
**Author:** ![JCuz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jcuz/32/7338_2.png) [@JCuz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JCuz)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2007, 2:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/turtle-vs-cat/39401/14 "2007-11-28T14:24:04Z")
Ib4Iliketurtles ---
**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2007, 3:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/turtle-vs-cat/39401/15 "2007-11-28T15:15:37Z")
Phail timez noe plz ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2007, 8:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/turtle-vs-cat/39401/16 "2007-11-28T20:37:17Z")
[quote=“Zong”"] _cue Mortal Kombat music_ > **[ItemFix - Social Video Factory](https://www.itemfix.com/?r=ll)** > > Social Video Factory [/quote] Cue the parents… its pork fried rice and kitten time cause you know the cat is gonna die! ---
**Author:** ![87FOXGT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/8/ecd19e/32.png) [@87FOXGT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/87FOXGT)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2007, 10:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/turtle-vs-cat/39401/17 "2007-11-28T22:28:34Z")
[quote=“00Audi00,post:6,topic:39401"”] “Your bad ass. I bet you that turtle wouldn’t be so tough if he knew what bad ass.” Even with gramatical corrections your statement still makes no sense. [/quote] **_You’re_** ---
**Author:** ![00Audi00](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/0/7ab992/32.png) [@00Audi00](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/00Audi00)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2007, 10:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/turtle-vs-cat/39401/18 "2007-11-28T22:32:26Z")
[quote=“87FOXGT,post:17,topic:39401"”] **_You’re_** [/quote] Owned ---
**Author:** ![97\_B18b1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/cdc98d/32.png) [@97\_B18b1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97_B18b1)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2007, 11:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/turtle-vs-cat/39401/19 "2007-11-28T23:01:52Z")
that turtle was picked on by cats as a child so he started workin out, had a rocky montage and executed his revenge perfectly. ---
**Author:** ![87FOXGT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/8/ecd19e/32.png) [@87FOXGT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/87FOXGT)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2007, 11:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/turtle-vs-cat/39401/20 "2007-11-28T23:04:02Z")
[quote=“Zong”"] _cue Disturbed playing a live show in the background_ > **[ItemFix - Social Video Factory](https://www.itemfix.com/?r=ll)** > > Social Video Factory [/quote] Fixed. awesome. that turtle is a real american badass.