# twas the night befor elections...
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/twas-the-night-befor-elections/57556
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [November 3, 2008, 6:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/twas-the-night-befor-elections/57556 "2008-11-03T18:59:02Z")
**Posts on this page:** 13
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### Author:  [@bpipe95](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bpipe95)
#### Post date: [November 3, 2008, 6:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/twas-the-night-befor-elections/57556/1 "2008-11-03T18:59:02Z")
got this from another forum and thought the members here would just love it…:grouphug:
'Twas the night before elections
and all through the town,
tempers were flaring,
emotions: up and down!
I, in my bathrobe
with a cat in my lap,
had cut off the TV,
tired of political crap.
When all of a sudden
there arose such a noise,
I peered out of my window
and saw Obama and his boys
They had come for my wallet
and wanted my pay,
to give to the others
who had not worked a day!
They snatched up my money
and, quick as a wink,
jumped back on their bandwagon
as I gagged from the stink
Obama rallied his henchmen
who were pulling his cart
I could tell they were out
to tear my country apart!
‘On Fannie, on Freddie,
on Biden and Ayers!
On Acorn, Pelosi’
he screamed at the pairs!
They took off for his cause
and as he flew out of sight,
I heard him laugh at the nation
that wouldn’t stand up and fight!
So I leave you to think
on this one final note-
IF YOU DONT WANT SOCIALISM
GET OUT AND VOTE!!!
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### Author:  [@38stang](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/38stang)
#### Post date: [November 3, 2008, 7:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/twas-the-night-befor-elections/57556/2 "2008-11-03T19:14:29Z")
weak
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### Author:  [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)
#### Post date: [November 3, 2008, 7:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/twas-the-night-befor-elections/57556/3 "2008-11-03T19:14:46Z")
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### Author:  [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)
#### Post date: [November 3, 2008, 7:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/twas-the-night-befor-elections/57556/4 "2008-11-03T19:22:03Z")
Agreed I don’t want to pay poor people so they don’t have to be poor anymore.
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### Author:  [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)
#### Post date: [November 3, 2008, 7:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/twas-the-night-befor-elections/57556/5 "2008-11-03T19:23:16Z")
:bloated:
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### Author:  [@bpipe95](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bpipe95)
#### Post date: [November 3, 2008, 7:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/twas-the-night-befor-elections/57556/6 "2008-11-03T19:28:06Z")
> [@Joe](#):
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lol
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### Author:  [@dmoffitt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dmoffitt)
#### Post date: [November 3, 2008, 7:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/twas-the-night-befor-elections/57556/7 "2008-11-03T19:50:20Z")
… when all through the forums, right-wing gun nuts posted not-very-funny “poetry” in an attempt to be witty?
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### Author:  [@Beck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Beck)
#### Post date: [November 3, 2008, 7:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/twas-the-night-befor-elections/57556/8 "2008-11-03T19:58:26Z")
I lOvE pEoPlE wHo ThInK oBaMa Is A sOcIaLiSt. ThEy ArE pRoBaBlY rElAtEd To ThE SaMe PeOpLe WhO sAiD mArTiN lUtHeR kInG jR. wAs A ComMuNiSt.
AMERICA HAS ALWAYS BEEN A LITTLE SOCIALIST.
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### Author:  [@burnt\_toast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/burnt_toast)
#### Post date: [November 3, 2008, 8:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/twas-the-night-befor-elections/57556/9 "2008-11-03T20:18:03Z")
that was terrible.
I hate this thread.
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### Author:  [@98SS10](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/98SS10)
#### Post date: [November 3, 2008, 10:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/twas-the-night-befor-elections/57556/10 "2008-11-03T22:19:55Z")
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### Author:  [@Mr\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mr_T)
#### Post date: [November 3, 2008, 10:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/twas-the-night-befor-elections/57556/11 "2008-11-03T22:37:19Z")
> [@98SS10](#):
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LOLOLOL
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### Author:  [@91MR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91MR2)
#### Post date: [November 3, 2008, 11:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/twas-the-night-befor-elections/57556/12 "2008-11-03T23:15:13Z")
That cat balls photo saved this one, haha.
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### Author:  [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)
#### Post date: [November 4, 2008, 4:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/twas-the-night-befor-elections/57556/13 "2008-11-04T04:45:51Z")
This is probably the only worthwhile thing you ever posted in your entire life
> [@98SS10](#):
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