# Twas the night before Christmas 4x4 style :D **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 16, 2006, 6:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/twas-the-night-before-christmas-4x4-style-d/186853 "2006-12-16T06:09:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Dominator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a4c791/32.png) [@Dominator](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dominator)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2006, 6:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/twas-the-night-before-christmas-4x4-style-d/186853/1 "2006-12-16T06:09:23Z")
Twas the night before Christmas, And all through the trails, Every Toyota was stranded, Their progress like snails. They had no shovels, No rope and no winch, No CB, no cell-phone, To get out of their pinch. When out from a mud pit, There arose such a clatter; All the 'wheelers came running To see what was the matter. I saw some poor Toyota All covered in crud; He had blown his motor trying to get free of the mud. As he stood there I noticed His glowing red face, And I knew in an instant He wanted out of this place. I glanced at his roof, It was all I could see; He pleaded for help From my winch and from me. So I sprang to the front Of my trusty old toy, Spooled out the winch cable, Said “Hook 'er up, boy!” He went for a swim In the watery hell, and I laughed as he turned brown, And started to smell. He hooked up the cable to his buried front hook, I put a coat on the line Like it says in the book. I winched him out quickly, A very fast session; And I charged him a C-note, To teach him a lesson. I then drove my Jeep through the same mud and same muck; No problem for me, 'Cause I had a REAL truck! I wound down my window as I drove out of sight, And smugly yelled “Next time Stay home Christmas night!” ---
**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2006, 6:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/twas-the-night-before-christmas-4x4-style-d/186853/2 "2006-12-16T06:21:10Z")
🤣 ---
**Author:** ![ShalerPunk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shalerpunk/32/5976_2.png) [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2006, 6:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/twas-the-night-before-christmas-4x4-style-d/186853/3 "2006-12-16T06:38:31Z")
gay. ---
**Author:** ![foz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/foz/32/6028_2.png) [@foz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/foz)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2006, 7:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/twas-the-night-before-christmas-4x4-style-d/186853/4 "2006-12-16T07:09:53Z")
Jeep FTW ---
**Author:** ![JackdUp](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jackdup/32/6015_2.png) [@JackdUp](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JackdUp)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2006, 9:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/twas-the-night-before-christmas-4x4-style-d/186853/5 "2006-12-16T09:27:54Z")
nice. ---
**Author:** ![imported\_Sleeper](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_sleeper/32/5939_2.png) [@imported\_Sleeper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_Sleeper)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2006, 9:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/twas-the-night-before-christmas-4x4-style-d/186853/6 "2006-12-16T09:40:19Z")
> [@Buffalo Bills offseason thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/buffalo-bills-offseason-thread/24831/23): > > 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![burnyd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/burnyd/32/6020_2.png) [@burnyd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/burnyd)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2006, 9:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/twas-the-night-before-christmas-4x4-style-d/186853/7 "2006-12-16T09:52:01Z")
💤 ---
**Author:** ![green](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/green/32/5996_2.png) [@green](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/green)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2006, 10:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/twas-the-night-before-christmas-4x4-style-d/186853/8 "2006-12-16T10:01:26Z")
> [@Lowered the Car Yesterday v. Crappy Cell phone pics.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lowered-the-car-yesterday-v-crappy-cell-phone-pics/26607/15): > > 💤 Wake up fat ass! ---
**Author:** ![SoLow](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/solow/32/6001_2.png) [@SoLow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SoLow)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2006, 12:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/twas-the-night-before-christmas-4x4-style-d/186853/9 "2006-12-16T12:52:53Z")
> [@Buffalo Bills offseason thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/buffalo-bills-offseason-thread/24831/23): > > 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![taco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@taco](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/taco)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2006, 1:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/twas-the-night-before-christmas-4x4-style-d/186853/10 "2006-12-16T13:55:49Z")
I have a jeep and a toy and the toy has pulled pleny more jeeps out than jeeps that have pulled it out. Jeep owners seem to not know their limitations as much ---
**Author:** ![jinxxycat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/71c47a/32.png) [@jinxxycat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jinxxycat)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2006, 2:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/twas-the-night-before-christmas-4x4-style-d/186853/11 "2006-12-16T14:20:27Z")
> [@Buffalo Bills offseason thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/buffalo-bills-offseason-thread/24831/23): > > 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![RebelW26GT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a698b9/32.png) [@RebelW26GT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RebelW26GT)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2006, 10:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/twas-the-night-before-christmas-4x4-style-d/186853/12 "2006-12-18T10:08:14Z")
funny, reminds me how we saw the FJ get high centered on some small bumps on the test course at sema, omg, so lame. ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2006, 11:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/twas-the-night-before-christmas-4x4-style-d/186853/13 "2006-12-18T11:15:46Z")
> [@hahaha WAY2SLOW found your old Eclipse](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hahaha-way2slow-found-your-old-eclipse/26608/3): > > I have a jeep and a toy and the toy has pulled pleny more jeeps out than jeeps that have pulled it out. > > Jeep owners seem to not know their limitations as much like Crissman trying to drive through the pond? or time time you almost ran me over in Pat’s mom’s GC trying to get up the pipeline? ---
**Author:** ![RebelW26GT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a698b9/32.png) [@RebelW26GT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RebelW26GT)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2006, 11:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/twas-the-night-before-christmas-4x4-style-d/186853/14 "2006-12-18T11:42:04Z")
my jeep can leap tall buildings in a single bound, you better recognise.