# Twas the night before Tookie's execution ...

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**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [December 16, 2005, 11:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/twas-the-night-before-tookies-execution/5798 "2005-12-16T11:51:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 19\
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**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2005, 11:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/twas-the-night-before-tookies-execution/5798/1 "2005-12-16T11:51:13Z")

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Twas the night before Christmas and all through San Quentin,  
the crips were protesting, and liberals were ventin’.

The cyanide hung by the chamber wth care,  
in hopes that the reaper soon would be there.

The inmates were nestled all snug in their bed ;  
except for Old Tookie, who soon would be dead.

And me with my beer mug, dressed warm in my flannell,  
had curled up to watch it, on the Fox News Channel.

I set up my TIVO to record the news station,  
and thoroughly loved the momentous occasion.

It seemed lady justice had gotten her way,  
and that there would be one less savage today.

When outside the jail there arose such a clatter,  
the cameras had turned to see what was the matter.

When what to my civilized eyes did appear,  
but a lineup of actors, all liberal, half queer.

The misguided freaks drew some curious looks,  
as they proclaimed his innocence; clutching his books.

The tears then flew out from Sarandon’s eyes,  
as she nominated him again for the Nobel Peace Prize.

The actors were tethered to an ACLU sleigh,  
all towing the line of the urban decay.

On Asner, on Penn, on liberal cop-haters,  
On Sharpton, on Jesse and other race-baiters.

Then at 12:01 all curled up like a beetle,  
Tookie cried like a bitch as they gave him the needle.

When up from the actors there arose such a cry,  
they had failed in their mission, and Tookie DID DIE!!

I heard Bill O’Reilly say, as I turned out my light,  
Merry Christmas to all … there was justice tonight !

Flame away

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**Author:** ![BuickGN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/buickgn/32/7200_2.png) [@BuickGN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BuickGN)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2005, 12:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/twas-the-night-before-tookies-execution/5798/2 "2005-12-16T12:27:07Z")

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hahaha nice one!!!

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**Author:** ![dozr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/41988e/32.png) [@dozr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dozr)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2005, 12:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/twas-the-night-before-tookies-execution/5798/3 "2005-12-16T12:38:07Z")

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I consider myself mostly liberal in my views, and I say good riddance.

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**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2005, 12:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/twas-the-night-before-tookies-execution/5798/4 "2005-12-16T12:48:25Z")

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lil smile… u got a lil one… lol

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**Author:** ![RedDawg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/dfb087/32.png) [@RedDawg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedDawg)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2005, 12:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/twas-the-night-before-tookies-execution/5798/5 "2005-12-16T12:50:06Z")

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bigger smile with this?

![http://www.omnimix.com/forums/uploads//post-7-1134515676.jpg](http://www.omnimix.com/forums/uploads//post-7-1134515676.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2005, 12:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/twas-the-night-before-tookies-execution/5798/6 "2005-12-16T12:51:10Z")

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yea… that got a burst of laughter…

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**Author:** ![jeeves744](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeeves744/32/7619_2.png) [@jeeves744](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jeeves744)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2005, 12:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/twas-the-night-before-tookies-execution/5798/7 "2005-12-16T12:53:43Z")

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funny except for saying he cried like a bitch, seeing as how he asked them if they wanted him to put the needle in after they couldnt find a vein.

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**Author:** ![JaysGreenLX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jaysgreenlx/32/7321_2.png) [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2005, 1:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/twas-the-night-before-tookies-execution/5798/8 "2005-12-16T13:23:43Z")

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Well written. I consider myself pretty liberal but those movie stars mentioned really piss me off.

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**Author:** ![OfficerK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4da419/32.png) [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2005, 1:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/twas-the-night-before-tookies-execution/5798/9 "2005-12-16T13:55:01Z")

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Burn em all

Fuck them

You murder someone, you should be murdered sorry!!!

Pieces of shit

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**Author:** ![Coldaccord](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/coldaccord/32/7272_2.png) [@Coldaccord](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Coldaccord)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2005, 4:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/twas-the-night-before-tookies-execution/5798/10 "2005-12-16T16:05:48Z")

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eye for an eye leaves everyone blind

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**Author:** ![OfficerK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4da419/32.png) [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2005, 7:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/twas-the-night-before-tookies-execution/5798/11 "2005-12-16T19:05:04Z")

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Oh god no, im not saying chop off someones hand for stealing, or major jail time for drug offenders.

But murder, especially mutliple murders, you deserve to die, sorry.

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**Author:** ![Coldaccord](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/coldaccord/32/7272_2.png) [@Coldaccord](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Coldaccord)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2005, 7:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/twas-the-night-before-tookies-execution/5798/12 "2005-12-16T19:21:27Z")

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i think murderers deserve to suffer

can’t suffer if you’re dead

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**Author:** ![NYSFF](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nysff/32/7353_2.png) [@NYSFF](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NYSFF)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2005, 8:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/twas-the-night-before-tookies-execution/5798/13 "2005-12-16T20:06:58Z")

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Sry guy’s but I didn’t think he should have died! A Life sentance was good enough for what this guy has achieved in prison. “Yes” he should have fried for what he did, but that’s only if he was the same person now as he was then. But he reformed himself, won a Nobel peace prize for his dedication to children and alot of other stuff.

But that’s just what I think…

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**Author:** ![Violator](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/violator/32/7278_2.png) [@Violator](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Violator)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2005, 12:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/twas-the-night-before-tookies-execution/5798/14 "2005-12-17T00:49:09Z")

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Everyone that wants this guy to live… The government should tax them extra to support this guy in prison for another 20 years.

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**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2005, 12:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/twas-the-night-before-tookies-execution/5798/15 "2005-12-17T00:52:24Z")

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Remember the guy with the javelin in the ass. I think if we introduce that that would help reduce crime just a bit. And save a ton of money to boot. :tup:

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**Author:** ![OfficerK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4da419/32.png) [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2005, 4:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/twas-the-night-before-tookies-execution/5798/16 "2005-12-17T04:33:10Z")

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That javlin thing, is actually an old roman punishment thing, exceot they didnt use a sharpened spear so it took a long time.

anyways, should we be paying for all these convics on life sentences? HELL NO!

nor should deathrow inmates get soooo many appeals, tying up the courts and costing another small fortune

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**Author:** ![TurboTSi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/22d042/32.png) [@TurboTSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTSi)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2005, 5:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/twas-the-night-before-tookies-execution/5798/17 "2005-12-17T05:48:34Z")

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> [@NYSFF](#):
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> Sry guy’s but I didn’t think he should have died! A Life sentance was good enough for what this guy has achieved in prison. “Yes” he should have fried for what he did, but that’s only if he was the same person now as he was then. But he reformed himself, won a Nobel peace prize for his dedication to children and alot of other stuff.
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> But that’s just what I think…

He was nominated for a peace prize, but he didn’t actually win it. Hitler was nominated at one point as well.

I don’t care if he was reformed or not he should be put to great pain before he dies, fuck this lethal injection/put them to sleep method.

Would you think the same way if he murdered a member of your family?

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**Author:** ![OfficerK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4da419/32.png) [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2005, 6:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/twas-the-night-before-tookies-execution/5798/18 "2005-12-17T06:03:28Z")

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No, I’d love to take a gun and shoot him myself, but that’s my opinion, not the states. So I’d take the next best thing and have him killed.

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**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2005, 6:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/twas-the-night-before-tookies-execution/5798/19 "2005-12-17T06:38:07Z")

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It was easy for him to stop killing and write books once we locked him up. What do you figure the chances are he would have done the same on the outside? Yeah, not very likely. He killed 4 innocent people, was sentenced to death under the laws of CA, and at that point regardless of what a “good prisioner” he became his days were numbered. I don’t care if they nominated him for Pope, it does not bring back the four lives he took and it was right he was made to pay for his crimes.
